The Never Ending Story

[turboplanner]

......embarrassed, knowing Doubtfire couldn't catch both of them and Cappy was tethere. In a few strides he was down a sidestreet running for the Highway and looking for a Kenworth, even if it was an SAR. There was one coming now driven by what looked like a Yowie, but was Raj fom Delhi. He gunned the big one tonne Cummins engine (Turbo is currently working on a project to take a tonne out of a semi trailer but at the moment removing the Cummins is still on the drawing board being worked on.

 

They were soon heading north, and Sergeant Doutfire was looking Cappy up and down.

 

Cappy nearly crushed his Rosary beads ..................

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

They were soon heading north, and Sergeant Doutfire was looking Cappy up and down.

Cappy nearly crushed his Rosary beads .....

..... which had originally been owned by Pope Alexander VI — Rodrigo Borgia (or Roddy to his mates), and had been gifted to the Skipper by Sophia Loren, who was a relo of Roddy's.

 

The crushing of those precious beads occurred when Cappy learnt that Doubtfire had been coopted to ASIO in the ISIS Insurrection Section and in true Canberra fashion, she was about to be sent to the Spratleys dressed as a Chinese grandma to see what ISIS leaders she could find.

 

Now Doubtfire is a comely woman with red hair & considerable cleavage, so for her own good Crappy thought that perhaps ..... 

[turboplanner]

....he should help her practice some moves in case she was accosted by one of those Isis fidels. You only had to look at the Isis wives to know what ..................

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

....he should help her practice some moves in case she was accosted by one of those Isis fidels. You only had to look at the Isis wives to know what ..................

.... black sunnies and a black bedsheet can do for a woman's attractiveness.

 

So, any Chinese ISIS leaders on the Spratleys were in deep strife once Doubty gets there and dons the ASIO issued "official mix in with the locals grandma disguise" (the usual ASIO OMIWTLGD kit), which also includes ......

[turboplanner]

.............two Glocks (which was a condition of Agent Doubtfire who was looking for some sport.) Turbo wasn't happy about this because he knew where it was going to lead but the gutless Langley just ordered Turbo to "observe" which he did...............

[Captain]

36 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.............two Glocks (which was a condition of Agent Doubtfire who was looking for some sport.) Turbo wasn't happy about this because he knew where it was going to lead but the gutless Langley just ordered Turbo to "observe" which he did...............

.... so Doubtfire had 2 guardian angels, with Crappy keeping in touch with her via the Aussie equivalent of 2 fruit cans and a length of string, only available between 6.46 & 7.02 pm on a good day because the ASIO budget is tight (and the Minister needs to fly over to the [Fly In F$%k About] FIFA World Cup), and Turbs has the full resources of Langley, Elon's satellites + rockets, and he also has a squadron of personal drones, which is apt as he can drone on at times.

 

Turbo's favorite Tool (apart from Cappy) was ......

Edited 10 hours ago by Captain