The Never Ending Story

[Captain]

11 hours ago, turboplanner said:

Turbo is embarrassed to report that he failed the recent CIA Gun Tests. Sure, he had been out the night before at the IRISH bash and crash but it's just not fair.

Worry not Tubb, as Crappy has just now had a quick word with John Ratcliffe, ahead of my secure discussion with him to work out who will be next for the high-jump in Iran, and I pointed out that your activities on behalf of the CIA were just going to mainly be in Australia, so who cares, and it doesn't matter that much, therefore your Gun Test Score was still good enough to hit the important bits on and around an explosive vest. 

 

You are therefore approved to concealed carry again, and I will email you the approval paperwork as soon as I complete this. (Is your emails address still [email protected]?).

[turboplanner]

.....tattooed Gurrugurrang style and dyed with Candy Apple Chevrolet Yellow.

The GG Bros were into recreational flying with a smart line up of curved wing Thrusters.

When Turbo asked them why the curve, Anthony replied, "Dey come back always then",

and Turbo nodded his head with agreement. He was agreeing with everyone this week because you never know if Langley's looking at you, and for Cappy, this ................

 

[Captain]

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.....tattooed Gurrugurrang style and dyed with Candy Apple Chevrolet Yellow.

The GG Bros were into recreational flying with a smart line up of curved wing Thrusters.

When Turbo asked them why the curve, Anthony replied, "Dey come back always then",

and Turbo nodded his head with agreement. He was agreeing with everyone this week because you never know if Langley's looking at you, and for Cappy, this ....

..... makes his life as the Pacific Region Station Chief, more difficult than it should be, as while he enjoyed it that Turbo was going through another "agreeable" phase, given their time up the Khyber and during other operations that must remain secret, to have a best mate & colleague with a candy apple yellow tattooed nose does seem to stand out, and Cappy still relied on Tubb for his incognito undercover work + to give him his best reading of each ......

Edited 14 hours ago by Captain

[turboplanner]

....So when Turbo wasn't looking, Cappy furtively brought out his "One Can Per Car" paint stripper, and removed the nice paint. Turbo was coughing for days and had lost most of his face, but Cappy helpfully said it would grow back again.

 

When Turbo offered Cappy a Welcome to country, it became clear it didn't pay to be a First National or whatever they are now, so........................

[Captain]

7 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

When Turbo offered Cappy a Welcome to country, it became clear it didn't pay to be a First National or whatever they are now, so.....

..... Cappy offered Tubb a Welcome to Partial Facial Regrowth Ceremony, gave him a slab of VB, and a large gold framed mirror which was actually a lifelike photo of Turbo, pre paint stripper, and as a result Turbs was unusually quiet and content .... probably because ......

[turboplanner]

.......he knew that Cappy never gives up. He was 33 before he could ride his bike without falling off. His race car was a Gone Car because it was rarely off the grass,

He flew like a kite; the J230 would be wallowing more than they normallydo; and he was sure to quietly reach into his pocket and pull out a can of OCPC...............