The Never Ending Story

[Captain]

3 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.....the flying version of putting lipsstick on a pig.

The Jab jockies, in this case flying Jab drones in Iran from places like De Moins, Iowa or Mesa Arizona in air conditioned comfort......

And there, dear readers, is proof of the influence of the NES, and of the turgidplonker himself, as an individual poster.

 

Prior to this post, the Strait of Hormuz, and the Ayatollah's Theocratic Regime were the big concentration, and now the conflict has moved back to Iran, with Jab based death and destruction raining down again on Tehran just like Operation Desert Storm.

 

As a result, the Mayor, Alireza Zakani, was wearing clean undies & having coffee and cake in the main drag with lipstick on his best looking pet goat, (and not many people know that Tehran is twinned with Hiroshima), so when the 1st of the Jab drones hit the capital, the goat dropped a load and Alireza said in arabic & backwards "that was f@#& the What?", and he automatically blamed Marco Turbine and his brother Donald Turbine in the US, but instead, the driver of the Jab Drone was a bloke named Bruce from  ......

Edited Sunday at 09:14 PM by Captain

[Captain]

3 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.......the flying version of putting lipsstick on a pig.

The Jab jockies, in this case flying Jab drones in Iran from places like De Moins, Iowa or Mesa Arizona in air conditioned comfort..................................

... with their feet up on the desk and a Maccas happy-burger stuffed in their cakehole, while a .......

Edited Sunday at 09:13 PM by Captain

[Captain]

21 hours ago, turboplanner said:

The Glider Pilot whipped into a turb

Crappy hopes that we have no readers who are homophobic, as here we have a rather frank, shocking and disturbing admission by Turbo of his carnal (or canal) relationship with a GFA member, ..... NTTIAWWT.

Edited Sunday at 09:25 PM by Captain

[turboplanner]

.......little Jab bravely winds its way toward the enemy ready to strike like an F35.

Many a desert tent full of overconfident fidels smiling and laughing about us infidels, hes been buried under the Jabiru holocaust. Quite a few ................

[Captain]

43 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

Quite a few .......

..... fidels have also been struck by thru-bolt shrapnel (not may people know that some have claimed that it was a "shaped-charge", but it has since been proven that it was just thru-bolt shaped), which the UN have declared to outside the Geneva Convention, and the fidel bomb-chuckers have subsequently filed a class action with the ICC to receive compensation for their ......

[turboplanner]

......numerous injuries. "It's new secret weapon of West!" Halal al Alalahaka cried his eyes watering at the thought of a thru bolt taking out his nuts. "It's Trump!"  "Nah" said Akaha al Akakaha who was the son of an ISIS fighter and an Australian ISIS bride, and knew a bit about Australia although he'd never been there.  Akaha went on "It's not Trump, it's. that Infidel Albo!!!!!!!! and a chorus went up "Death to the Infidel Ablo, death to Ablo, death by Thru Bolt!!!!!!!!"

The fermented goast milk was flowing, and the mob started to get excited and.............

[onetrack]

......then the goasts of ISIS fighters from the past started to appear, and the mob scattered in terror - even faster than if someone had yelled out, "LOOK OUT!! A THROUGH-BOLT BOMB!!" .......

[turboplanner]

.....and then one of the goasts speaking in that unmistakeable Shark Bay accent moved in on them and threw a grouser into the middle. The Arabs demonstrated trotting in reverse, expecting the grouser to blow up, but...............