The Never Ending Story

[Captain]

12 hours ago, onetrack said:

which is the reason why OT today looks like a Tom Cruise body double. 

Same height too, so OT has to be careful not to get dragged into dwarf throwing contests at the pub.

[Captain]

6 hours ago, turboplanner said:

..........her fleece-lined boots, and RMW jeans which made him look like ....................

..... a fatter and shorter cross between the Twigster and Alan Bond, so in WA society circles (avref), OT is in high (avref) .......

[turboplanner]

.....gear (avref) and taking off (avref) for the high (avref) life.

The fact that all the people in Perth live on one street does make it hard to get new ideas, but OT just slugs it out on Peppermint Grobe like the rest of .........

[Captain]

29 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.....gear (avref) and taking off (avref) for the high (avref) life.

The fact that all the people in Perth live on one street does make it hard to get new ideas, but OT just slugs it out on Peppermint Grobe like the rest of .........

..... the WA elite, where he can often be seen sitting with no mates under a boab tree (the Adansonia Gregorii genus, as named by Adan, Sonia and Greg from Perth Uni as a bit of a wank, and an in-joke), in the middle of Leake St (well named given his continence issues) at Peppermint Grove, sucking on a flat of (you beauty Bondy) Swan Lager and picking the sand out of his jocks, before heading (avref) ......

 

OT's boab tree and that's his P'mint Grove holiday house on the right. Note the stains on the bottom of the trunk lower right where he has been caught short a few times. He is often seen sitting on a stack of stubbies with his back against the trunk at lower left, yelling at passersby, and swearing at cars that almost run over his legs, which are thankfully short, see Tom Cruise reference above. 

Edited 12 hours ago by Captain

[Captain]

Here is a photo from PG back just as OT started to sit under the tree when he was in his early 30's, and before he became a leading WA AUF member.

Not many people know of the existence of this photo.

Those steel rimed wheels really smart when they run over your legs, hence his mangled lower limbs and walking frame.

Back then OT looked exactly like a young Tom Cruise in Top Gun (avref), ............ but without the charisma.

Edited 11 hours ago by Captain