The Never Ending Story

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

chubby, half asleep teddy bear Cappy sitting in the Bayliss St Coffee shop and found they were facing a whirling dervish of muscle, fists and boots which sent them sailing out into the traffic.

Cappy thanks his best and longest mate for this sympathetic yet accurate description and hopes that Tubb continues to enjoy the cartoons that Crappy posts on his FB page.

[turboplanner]

Turbo thanks Cappy profusely for drawing cartoons on his page and is looking forward to the day when Cappy draws complete people.

[Captain]

16 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

Turbo thanks Cappy profusely for drawing cartoons on his page and is looking forward to the day when Cappy draws complete people.

And Crappy looks forward to someday having a second close mate .... but is confident that this would not demote Turdy from his coveted position.

Edited 23 hours ago by Captain

[turboplanner]

.......was amazing for the transformation they'd achieved with Krissy; you'd never pick her for a Bingo caller from Cabramatta. Turbo himself had found the five quarters, two Singapore dollars two Taiwanese Cho Chings and a Mexican 10 Peso. and there she was all decked out. Dayglo had brought along Albo the Great just to reassure herself, but Krissy glowered at Albo and he wet himself. The ceremony was over in seconds, Dayglow rean off, Krissy chucked the medals and went on with booking speeding drivers like Turbo and .......

[Captain]

57 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

The ceremony was over in seconds, Dayglow rean off, Krissy chucked the medals and went on with booking speeding drivers like Turbo and ......

.... anyone else with a garish horseless carriage, as they get a bonus for booking any red car, as they are always the fastest, with bonus points for sports cars, double bonus for American iron (and leather), and a special expensive gift (and a new medal) for booking and handcuffing any ......

[turboplanner]

...one driving a Corvette. In the good days no one ever won a prize unless theCorvett driver was asleep, but it started to get expensive with 6 or seven cars and divvy vans (with passengers bouncing around), and K9s with the German Shepherd hanging in by the nuts - all wanting the prize.  On one day ...........

[Captain]

59 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

...one driving a Corvette. In the good days no one ever won a prize unless theCorvett driver was asleep, but it started to get expensive with 6 or seven cars and divvy vans (with passengers bouncing around), and K9s with the German Shepherd hanging in by the nuts - all wanting the prize.  On one day ...........

... Turbo realized that hanging out with Mick Gatto in his white Rolls was the way to go, so he gave donations to Mick's charities, sent him Xmas & birthday cards, got his hair cut in the Melbourne gangland style, and used to frequent the Love Machine (Mexico's equivalent of Wagga's Blue Oyster Bar).

 

But Turbo had been just too successful and quickly found out that he had replaced Carl Williams without even trying and had numerous crims offering to join the Turd-ton, as opposed to the Carl-ton, Crew ..... and in a flash Tubb had his own Benny Veniamin trying to polish him off, (even Crappy was offered a contract, bearing in mind his reputation for having plugged Turbo previously) so that .......

[turboplanner]

.......Turbo had to be very careful wher he walked, always let the guests taste the food first and wore a flack jacket at all times he also wore Kevlar jocks but they chafed so much that at times he .............................

[Captain]

10 hours ago, turboplanner said:

....Turbo had to be very careful where he walked, always let the guests taste the food first and wore a flack jacket at all times he also wore Kevlar jocks but they chafed so much that at times he ....

..... went commando, and without the kevlar undies to protect his agates, Turdy paid 5-year-old kiddies 2 pieces of bubblegum to start his car each time he needed it.

 

Not many people know that Turbo has always treated young kiddies as disposable, the same way he does with his pussies and his ......