The Never Ending Story

[Captain]

12 hours ago, turboplanner said:

The DI didn't know what to do; it was above his pay grade but he made a decision anyway......

.... once he received a whistleblower tip that the cat's tail analysis was undertaken by Turbine Genetic, STI and Pregnancy Tests Inc (TGSTI&PTI).

 

The Dingo Inspector knew a thing or 2 about dingo's propensity for young children, and that meant that .......

[turboplanner]

..........there would have to be a head count. 
As we all know the Boggawigga Tribe was founded on ticking the boxes and not paying tax. It was perfectly legit and they got to live in the rainforests of FNQ. They all had red hair and all had very light skin. At a distance and listening to the crap they went onwith, a casual observer would say he was near an Irish village......

As the Census Inspector got closer and heard the fighting, he knew this was not going to be a good day...................................