The Never Ending Story

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..................selective NES Readers which now include the Tonkinese National Recreation Aviation Association members who have decided to buy a Turbine Steam Chopper for training and emergency work.

Turbo apologises for the absence of dots, but he was distracted by one of the students, Liat, however, work is work and the CFI, Captain Cook VIII with epaulettes reminiscent of Epaulette Himself may wish to ..........

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14 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

Turbo apologises for the absence of dots, but he was distracted by one of the students, Liat, however, work is work and the CFI, Captain Cook VIII with epaulettes reminiscent of Epaulette Himself may wish to .......

.... also apologize, as he has been regretting his post ever since the edit clock ran up to 15, because Crappy knew that he was pushing the boundaries of good NES practice ...... and to subsequently be called "reminiscent of E-Paulette" is almost the ultimate NES insult, but it has brought Crappy back to his senses, which is good and was necessary so that the Cook family can continue on with their ......

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........reconciliations resulting from Tonkinese rumours which ................

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17 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

........reconciliations resulting from Tonkinese rumours which ................

... always pose a problem in polite western society (or on a, Aussie flagged prawn trawler).

 

This was a particular issue in the Indian (dot does not feather) communities of eastern Melbournistan, where the Tonkinese had a foothold on the coconut bra market and the .....

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........Indians were acting outraged and appealed to Albo, Australia's Greatest Prime Minister to do something about it. he looked at Suni, Muni and Raj (who had attended in blue singlet and shorts)

 

"Are you talking about Melons" he asked with a nervous smile.

 

The Indians didn't know what to .......................

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... reply as he will tell a porky either way, but his eyes wandered and he spotted more melons, so he gave Kylie the flick and went the ...

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............other way....at a run. Albo ran corridor by corridor  through the Parliament House (paradoxicallty where no one lived), the press hot onto his heels a melon in each hand to get into any shot they could get on him. None of them had any shagging paraphenalia, but none fell behind. Corridor after Corridor

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31 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

............other way....at a run. Albo ran corridor by corridor  through the Parliament House (paradoxicallty where no one lived), the press hot onto his heels a melon in each hand to get into any shot they could get on him. None of them had any shagging paraphenalia, but none fell behind. Corridor after Corridor

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.on and on they ran, melons bouncing, through the doors, across the floors, and into the cafeterias.  Albo never faltered jumping desks, hurdling lounge suites, nose in the air, and what's left of the hair streaming back. The Sydney Morning Herald guy did a hook turn, and .......

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14 hours ago, turboplanner said:

The Sydney Morning Herald guy did a hook turn, and ......

..... that matched his nose, which damaged Ping as he ran into her in the men's dunny.

 

"G'day Pen" he said as she zipped up and ......

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....threw her hair back and spat. Remembering Churchills quote 

 

"You will never reach your destination if you stop and throw stones at every dog that barks" ..................................

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5 hours ago, turboplanner said:

....threw her hair back and spat. Remembering Churchills quote 
"You will never reach your destination if you stop and throw stones at every dog that barks" .....

.... "Are you calling me a dog?" asked Ping as she bared her fangs and bit him on the leg, not all that far below the wound that was still weeping through the gauze.

 

"Oh, erky perky" she added, in a mix of the language used by Federal Labor insiders and an ancient Malay dialect that reflected .....

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................recoil mixed with fear with a shot of the squirts, she'd bitten into his credit card wallet and thought it was.........................

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7 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

................recoil mixed with fear with a shot of the squirts, she'd bitten into his credit card wallet and thought it was.........................

..... the type of carpet that single sex couples use to cover their abodes.

 

Ping had had enough of the inyourendo that was typical of the NES, so she called a meeting of the Labor Super-Bitches in the front bar of the Cantberra Hilton, and they resolved to take Eeean to task for allowing the NES to be taken over by a couple of the leading members of the Aussie Aviation Caper, in order to .....

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.....advertise their businesses.

 

Not many people know that Cappy is a Mining Magnate.

 

We all know the story about Lang Hancock getting lost in the Cessna aand saying "bugger looking for iron ore, I'll put it down here for the night," and coughing all night, his lungs filling with iron ore.

 

Next morning Lang pegged itas the  "Hammersley Range".

 

It killed him in the finish.

 

Cappy at the time was also prospecting in the same area in his trusty  230. He saw these bright red hills, pegged them and named them Chiselsley Range.                                                                                       

 

Cappy's mistake was trying to sell the Iron ore to Russia. They wouldn't pay his price and Cappy's  short temper ..........................         

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1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

Cappy's mistake was trying to sell the Iron ore to Russia. They wouldn't pay his price and Cappy's  short temper ......

..... meant that he threw Vlad against a wall (like he used to do in the pool room at the Burwood pub), and Vlad's army of KGB thugs beat Cappy to a pulp, hence why he looks a bit like John Gorton.

 

This and his ingesting of the high grade of the Chiselsley Range ore, where he spins compasses wherever he goes, are the reasons why Cappy's status was downgraded to Mining Magnet, ..... but he thanks his mate Turdy for the upgrade via his miss-spelling of the term.

 

However, the outcome wasn't all bad, as Vlad's daughter and Lang's daughter couldn't resist Cappy's rugged (yet smashed) good looks and Cappy has been enjoying the considerable pleasures of those relationships for a number of decades. (They don't necessarily like it when he coughs up Chiselsley fine red dust after a particularly torrid session, but hey, you need to sometimes accept the good with the bad).

 

Vlad too had come to like and admire Crappy, and Vlad awarded him the ......

Edited Friday at 07:56 PM by Captain

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........Star of Saint Petersburg.

This wasn't a terribly popular award because the holder was required to sweep the  plinth of the Memorial "The Motherland Calls" in Volgograd.

Cappy showed up with a leaf blower, which was confiscated....it wasn't one of his best days. There was a quick "Nyet!" and an ancient broom was put in his hand. The photo shows Cappy jusut to the right of the base. He was halfway through sweeping when he had a brilliant idea..................

 

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.... as he assumed that this was another Statue of Liberty type deal, with a revolving restaurant inside the head, so placed his broom down carefully, shinnied up one leg, climbed up the thigh and went looking for an entrance, as there was none at ground level.

 

His effort was rewarded when he found ......

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.............acrack in the concrete wide enough to squeeze through. He immediately regretted his action because ................

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4 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.... a crack in the concrete wide enough to squeeze through. He immediately regretted his action because ....

..... it was cavernous crack, and in Russia that means .....

Edited yesterday at 03:22 AM by Captain

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.......trouble, because people who have been in the queue to get an apartment for up to 45 years fill every cavern on the country, leaving long streaks down the sides of hig caverns like hawks, and this leads to ..................

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1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

.......trouble, because people who have been in the queue to get an apartment for up to 45 years fill every cavern on the country, leaving long streaks down the sides of hig caverns like hawks, and this leads to ..................

.... guano, and the possibility that a bunch of Anthony Fauci clones will come looking for Covid excuses, by scraping up the .....

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................Russian..............

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14 hours ago, turboplanner said:

................Russian..............

.... gain-of-function technology .... but as this was happening it became obvious from stickers, lunch wrappers and graffiti on the inside, that the statue was similar in source to the French gift of the Statue of Liberty, and it was little known to most Russians that the Volograd "Motherland Calls" memorial had been gifted to the Russian Federation by the CIA, and that sword was actually a 3000 gain antenna that sent secret squirrel stuff straight back to Langley and directly into Peter Hegseth's office.

 

The CIA head of station at the Motherland Calls CIA office was a burly Texan who spoke bugger all Russian, and as a result he ......  

 

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................He sat there (You can see him sitting on the left side of the monument) every day with a set of headphones on but was never able to articulate what they were saying (this is a common trait in today's X Genners). 

Of course Turbo, in his Langley capacity fed in some stupid stuff under different names, much the same as ...................................