turboplanner Posted June 23 Posted June 23 .........to do with it. The race Corvette interior was still good, so he could rip the interior out of that, save someweight, and hey, what was duct tape for. He'd soon replaced the interior of the road car. Everything that wasn't covered by duct tape was painted matt black; good enough for a Concourse competition, even 1
Captain Posted June 23 Posted June 23 5 hours ago, turboplanner said: .........to do with it. The race Corvette interior was still good, so he could rip the interior out of that, save someweight, and hey, what was duct tape for. He'd soon replaced the interior of the road car. Everything that wasn't covered by duct tape was painted matt black; good enough for a Concourse competition, even .... a lot of trucks are on their 2nd million kms with the cracks covered with masking tape and cheap dulux graffiti spray, and while that's not a concern for ..... 1
turboplanner Posted June 23 Posted June 23 .......the yearly beauty pageants where the competitors are in about the same condition, it could be a worry for the Australian Fowl Association where every feather and drumstick is judged. There are supposed to be some new regulations coming out soon allowing Drifters to use duct tape in some locations and this will saave a lot of welding and ............... 1
Captain Posted June 23 Posted June 23 7 hours ago, Captain said: Cappy used to play the drums in his very popular band in Sydney called the "Pheromones". The BeeGees and other cruel performers called us the Feral-Moans, but because Cappy looked a bit like Barry Gibb, but better, he didn't care what name the Groupies called out during the wee hours. 1
Captain Posted June 23 Posted June 23 11 hours ago, turboplanner said: .......the yearly beauty pageants where the competitors are in about the same condition, it could be a worry for the Australian Fowl Association where every feather and drumstick is judged. There are supposed to be some new regulations coming out soon allowing Drifters to use duct tape in some locations and this will save a lot of welding and .... .... that is where the misconception started, as the technical term defined by the Drifter Owners and Constructors Association is that the tape to be used is made from Anas Platyrhynchos and the spelling mistake in Turbo's above post is critical. So for Drifter construction savings, registered 51% Drifter kit builders must use Duck Tape, which is expensive. As potential good news for the DO&CA, TCF have identified a unique method to convert that little 2" wide strip up a moggie's back to feel and act just like Duck Tape. (Cats, it has been found, can regrow that strip of skin every 12 weeks, so short-term pain for the felines but long-term gain for the aviation community) - a Win Win, all as identified by our mate Tubb. Drifter sales increased to a ....... 1
turboplanner Posted June 23 Posted June 23 ......a stunning 2,353 units per month bringing a whole new excited group into the Industry. Turbine Aviation were given the power to employ FoSubIs under more humane conditions. New groups quickly formed and if you didn't get your Drifter built in six weeks you were a goose. The Drifter design had been modified to go in the back of a Ute, so qualified for the Deni Ute Muster, and their flying displays were like Naromine on steroids, and....... 1
Captain Posted June 23 Posted June 23 24 minutes ago, turboplanner said: and if you didn't get your Drifter built in six weeks you were a goose. And this term, dear Readers, became the Aviation equivalent of Killary's "Deplorables" statement. Soon deplorable aviators & aviatrixes Aussie wide were wearing T-shirts (supplied by Turbine Casual Clothing PLC, mind you), saying "I'm a GOOSE & proud of it .... + so is my mum". 1
Captain Posted June 23 Posted June 23 32 minutes ago, turboplanner said: ......a stunning 2,353 units per month bringing a whole new excited group into the Industry. Turbine Aviation were given the power to employ FoSubIs under more humane conditions. New groups quickly formed and if you didn't get your Drifter built in six weeks you were a goose. The Drifter design had been modified to go in the back of a Ute, so qualified for the Deni Ute Muster, and their flying displays were like Naromine on steroids, and....... .... where circle (avref) work is praised and Drifter jockeys chucked Molotov Cocktails into the crowd (just like @ the last Ute Muster), but only in the dedicated Smoking & MC section where attendees paid extra to be ..... 1
turboplanner Posted June 23 Posted June 23 ......chucked at. Topless display at DUM was expanded to include a Flying topless with low hanging trees, which............ 1
Captain Posted June 23 Posted June 23 (edited) 24 minutes ago, Captain said: Turbine Casual Clothing PLC Following the trend in the UK, TCC have prepared a range of tshirts that say "CAPPY/OT/BULL IS A WANKA" (CROSS OUT THOSE TO WHICH THIS DOESNT APPLY). bull, of course mounted the defence that he spends a lot of time at sea, therefore he has to do it, as it's part of his lifestyle ..... and he could perhaps sell out the Bone Townhall, ref below. Edited June 23 by Captain 1
Captain Posted June 23 Posted June 23 (edited) 8 minutes ago, turboplanner said: ......chucked at. Topless display at DUM was expanded to include a Flying topless with low hanging trees, which............ .... the ever skilful Turbo flew inverted, & topless, but also with his dacks (both of 'em) off, thereby showing his ..... Many observers could therefore readily see that he wasn't flying coordinated. Edited June 23 by Captain
Captain Posted June 24 Posted June 24 8 hours ago, Captain said: Many observers could therefore readily see that he wasn't flying coordinated. As one inexperienced 25 year old Deniliquin virgin asked her mum " Do they all point off to the side like his, at 45 degrees? ....... And why was it so wrinkly, Mum?" 1
turboplanner Posted June 25 Posted June 25 ....flexible skills in all aspects of flying the new Drifters. That was until................ 1
Captain Posted June 25 Posted June 25 ..... he noticed the 25 year old Deniliquin virgin looking up with what Turbs regarded to be a longing stare, and almost immediately (& faster than has happened over the last few decades) the flexibility became ..... 1
turboplanner Posted June 25 Posted June 25 .......honed to perfection; the stall turns, camelmans, wingovers and .............. 1
Captain Posted June 25 Posted June 25 14 hours ago, turboplanner said: .......honed to perfection; the stall turns, camelmans, wingovers and .............. .... with that he flew past the Virgin in a slow knife edge pass that Drifters are so naturally good at. And as he flew past Turbs leaned out nonchalantly and said "I am about to do a Cuban 8, and then finish with a tail slide, so is yours perchance available?" The Virgin blushed, yet thrust ...... 1
Captain Posted June 25 Posted June 25 (edited) On 24/06/2026 at 12:31 AM, Captain said: ..... one inexperienced 25 year old Deniliquin virgin ..... The above quote shows the playful & joyous experience that is the NES, where invention, exaggeration, and excess are encouraged, ....... as there hasn't been one of those in Deni since the Boer War. Edited June 25 by Captain 1 1
turboplanner Posted June 25 Posted June 25 .............out her slide rule, thinking he was going to calculate thrust, or tail area of the Drifter. Although young, she was already marked for university in Sydney then an operating room nurse for the Deni Base Hospital or ......... Country hospitals were always called Base hospitals because they were usually run by farmers wives whose skills were basic. If you got a big cut, you sewed it up with a bag needle and whiskey because most people whe went there for treatment neven came out. 1
Captain Posted June 25 Posted June 25 (edited) 55 minutes ago, turboplanner said: Country hospitals were always called Base hospitals because they were usually run by farmers wives whose skills were basic. If you got a big cut, you sewed it up with a bag needle and whiskey because most people whe went there for treatment neven came out. Turbo is correct as usual, ..... plus the farmer's wives and nurses also satisfy their most Base instincts with anyone who is admitted with a pulse ...... and all covered by Medical Benefits too. Edited June 25 by Captain 1
Captain Posted June 25 Posted June 25 1 hour ago, turboplanner said: .............out her slide rule, thinking he was going to calculate thrust, or tail area of the Drifter. Although young, she was already marked for university in Sydney then an operating room nurse for the Deni Base Hospital or ......... .... to dump the altruistic thoughts and just go for the money as a dancer at the Blue Oyster, where virgin's get a higher rate, yet nobody believes them, because..... 1
turboplanner Posted June 26 Posted June 26 ........they all fly Drifters [avref] and we know what that means because..............
Captain Posted June 27 Posted June 27 (edited) 4 hours ago, turboplanner said: ........they all fly Drifters [avref] and we know what that means because.............. .... the latest fashion amongst the rag & tube Set has been to cover their aircraft in the LGBTQMRX & pride colours, and therefore a ripe 25 year old Virgin is safe, at least from the blokes, so she could ..... Edited June 27 by Captain
turboplanner Posted June 27 Posted June 27 .........be allowed by the AUF to train as a High Altitude Instructor (HAI!) permitted to exceed 5,280 feet in daylight. There was a rash of Click and Collect orders placed fopr rainbow hats, rainbow gloves, rainbow T Shirts, but then one ...................
Captain Posted June 27 Posted June 27 17 hours ago, turboplanner said: There was a rash of Click and Collect orders placed fopr rainbow hats, rainbow gloves, rainbow T Shirts, but then one ....... .... old Rag and Tuber who had grown up familiar with the imperial measurement system, realized the significance of the Virgin's height exceedance limit, and then realized again that there might be a trophy to be had ... or at least a little action. Even Dicky Branson got involved, as given the scarcity of the V subject, he wanted to use this lass as a tangible figurehead for his airline, so she was photographed in a similar pose to the lady on the bow of Jeff Bazos's yacht and was then painted on the nose of every Virgin aircraft .... see example in the photo below. What a way to put Deni back on the map. That same imperial system literate person also often fielded questions from metric system people, such as "How long is 8 inches?" to which his response was to unzip and ....... 1
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