The Never Ending Story

[onetrack]

........at their navel and chanting Himalayan prayers for peace and world reconciliation. When the news got out to the rank and file over what had happened to the Enforcer, there was a collective sigh of relief, as they now knew, that at long last, there was no need to..........

[Captain]

6 hours ago, onetrack said:

........at their navel and chanting Himalayan prayers for peace and world reconciliation. When the news got out to the rank and file over what had happened to the Enforcer, there was a collective sigh of relief, as they now knew, that at long last, there was no need to..........

.... worry about being sanctioned for being naughty, when everyone knows that AUF members are entitled to be let go from any & all charges, or they will squeal like a stuck pig.

 

It is little known that CASA has experienced the highest number of male employees transitioning to be ladies in pink tutus, and those numbers, while close in quantity to those in the Ministry of Prime Minister and Cabinet, meant that former workmates were intermarrying, and the GG, Sam Mostyn, had chosen to go the other way, so that after the nip and tuck decided to use the male name of Sam, and to ......

[turboplanner]

.......compete at the annual Quambatook tractor pull in a Chamberlain with four rear tyres and two 410 cubic inch Nascar engines dressed in a Drizabone and Akubra Hat. Turbo, always given the "Chairman's Seat" at the Quamby TP, began to day dream about his own tractor exploits in the old Super WD 9 Inter which had enough power to tow the harrows in road gear when no one was looking and Saturday afternoon was getting closer to Saturday night which is party time in every country district and beers were ordered by the keg. As Sam wiggled to get comfortable in the Chamberlain, and "Tru Blu" came over the speakers so loud that they could hear it in Pinnaroo, Sam motioned to the engine starter guy .......................

[Captain]

14 hours ago, turboplanner said:

and two 410 cubic inch Nascar engines dressed in a Drizabone and Akubra Hat.

The cultural identity is fascinating, as is the attempt to disguise a NASCAR v8 as an Aussue Icon (and perhaps even a P76), but to shroud a high-power engine in a Drizabone and Akubra, while very Aussie, and approved by the Twigster, is asking for engine reliability issues.

Edited Wednesday at 07:24 AM by Captain

[turboplanner]

Turbo politely disagrees with the amateur assessment offered above. 

A short view of TurbineAussieInventions Inc's website shows the installation of the now ubiquitous use of TurbineDrizabone platinum engine shrouds on all 2026 machines, achieving a power increase of 26.3%, and the TurbineAkubra rocker covers made from a secret metal, which increases power by 7.365%.

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

Turbo politely disagrees with the amateur assessment offered above. 

A short view of TurbineAussieInventions Inc's website shows the installation of the now ubiquitous use of TurbineDrizabone platinum engine shrouds on all 2026 machines, achieving a power increase of 26.3%, and the TurbineAkubra rocker covers made from a secret metal, which increases power by 7.365%.

So how can any lesser Aussie patriot (missileAvRef) not accept what Tubb has said in the above, doff his lid, and pay his respects to the old-fella past and present.

 

Crappy accepts Tubb's polite disagreement and he apologizes accordingly.

 

Now ........... where the hell do we have to go back to, in order to continue the riveting tome that is the Never Ending Story (NES)?

[Captain]

On 05/05/2026 at 11:00 AM, turboplanner said:

As Sam wiggled to get comfortable in the Chamberlain, and "Tru Blu" came over the speakers so loud that they could hear it in Pinnaroo, Sam motioned to the engine starter guy ......

...... and said "Does my bum look big in this Chamberlain seat?"

 

To which he replied "Compared to what, ..... the Bismark?"

 

This made Sam look at the engine starter guy with those killer eyes that got her the $15,000 a week GG's gig, and she spoke quietly from the corner of her mouth, thru clenched teeth (and cheeks) when she said ".....

Edited Wednesday at 07:32 PM by Captain

[Captain]

On 05/05/2026 at 11:00 AM, turboplanner said:

engines dressed in a Drizabone and Akubra Hat.

Breaking news and a breakthru for the Skippy trucking industry, as a simple AI investigation has exposed that Turdy has done this before and he therefore has form.

 

As it turned out, this is the reason why he had so many chassis' cracks in the Freightliners .... because he also dressed those chassis up in a Drizabone and Akubra ......... and that (plus the minor fact that the HT metal wasn't thick enough and had come from China as a cheap job-lot from BYD XXX Tensile C-Section Steels ...... , with the word "Low" crossed out with a Texta) had caused the ruckus. (Please note that in the trucking industry, C-section is not an abbreviation for Cesarian, although it was almost akin to that after they finished reaming Turdy out, and almost tore him a new one).

Edited Wednesday at 07:30 PM by Captain

[turboplanner]

............"You wanna be on the Hormuz Strait Team next week?" with just one eyebrow rising.

Sam had been reading Don's book "How I tell Congress what to do" and she was irritated with that little sandrabbit Liteneasy, so she ........... 

 

[Captain]

4 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

....."You wanna be on the Hormuz Strait Team next week?" with just one eyebrow rising.

Sam had been reading Don's book "How I tell Congress what to do" and she was irritated with that little sandrabbit Liteneasy, so she .... 

 

... wanted to ....

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.....make..

[Captain]

..... a big splash in the ....

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ri..........

[Captain]

..gh ...

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.......wing of the Labotr Party which was terrorised by......................

[Captain]

12 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.......wing of the Labotr Party which was terrorised by......................

.... Labotomy recipients and assorted .....

[turboplanner]

.....bigotry, tapestry, carpentry types who flooded Social Media with tears at the slightest change to their status.

 

The Party had been gaining strength in recent years, competing with Pauline Hanson's One Nation Party for votes and ...........

[Captain]

14 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.....bigotry, tapestry, carpentry types who flooded Social Media with tears at the slightest change to their status.

The Party had been gaining strength in recent years, competing with Pauline Hanson's One Nation Party for votes and ...........

.... they even have a discounted membership for Rangas (Harry will be welcomed with open arms once he gives Meg the flick), but with the ......

 

Crappy notes that Tubb has been up for his 5.30 am pee again, which is an improvement over his previous 4 am calls of nature. Where your Skipper is at the moment it is 9.30 am so he is off for a coffee and a piece of cake at his local boulangerie.

Edited Thursday at 07:35 PM by Captain

[turboplanner]

.....popularity of Rangas on the wane (possibly due to the Ranga fire bombing of pet stores in Adelaide) it's easier just to use peroxide and distance yourself from the more extreme politics of the ............................

 

Always watch Cappy carefully. Astute NES readers will see he has moved out to Micronesia. (This apparently the result of Cappy no realising Turbo was joking when he said Micronesian women were the best hula dancers in the Pacific.) This post of course shows Turbo can hold on or let go at any hour of the day with ease.

[Captain]

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

....popularity of Rangas on the wane (possibly due to the Ranga fire bombing of pet stores in Adelaide) it's easier just to use peroxide and distance yourself from the more extreme politics of the ....

.... age old question of whether the carpet matches the drapes, or the claims that Grecian 2000 is unnoticeable after application, or that modern rugs are undetectable when you are obviously wearing a hair-hat ... (and besides, they blow off when you are cruising with an impressionable young hottie in the 'Vette).

 

Crappy (and I suspect bull too) lived on peroxide when a teenager and he was part of the surfing culture with Midge Farrelly (who has been deceased for 10 years), Little Patti and Col Joy.

 

We know from several photos on the dark web that OT is a generation younger and that reflects the healthy WA lifestyle, his falsification of his birth certificate, and his .....

 

Turbo has weathered considerably better than has little Patty.

 

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.... or let go at any hour of the day with ease .....

...., occasionally involuntarily, as the "dot-of-shame" so often signifies (and why Tubb is so often seen wearing yellow bermuda shorts) ..... or whenever his peepers spot the white of the porcelain. (Cappy has retained a Harvard Research Team in order to discover why the urge increases when one merely thinks of Dalton, and progresses to the need for a severe clench the closer that one gets to the bowl .... which is one of the most misunderstood forces of nature & physics).

 

All those NESers over 65 please look away and do not peep at the following photo.

[turboplanner]

......extensive plastic surgery, done on the cheap in Somalia, which is why, at first, people gasp at the apparition of a chessboard with lips. You get used to it in WA; in the eraly days the PS was done in Bali, on the beach; they weren't going there for the surfing or ........

[onetrack]

......for the cheap T-shirts that read, "U want jig-jig?", or "F*ck U" in Japanese characters. No sirree, they went there for the superb plastic surgery, which is the reason why OT today looks like a Tom Cruise body double. 

However, once the word got out about how good and cheap the PS was in Bali, some East Coasters with dubious family histories (involving things such as piracy on the high seas in the 1700's, and high-powered car racing involving scantily-clad voluptuous groupies, who always followed the owners and drivers into their cheap motels), then wanted their fizzoggs altered to meet a much higher level of social acceptability than they currently enjoyed - whereby, once altered in appearance, they could then much more easily fit into...........

[bull]

1 hour ago, onetrack said:

......for the cheap T-shirts that read, "U want jig-jig?", or "F*ck U" in Japanese characters. No sirree, they went there for the superb plastic surgery, which is the reason why OT today looks like a Tom Cruise body double. 

However, once the word got out about how good and cheap the PS was in Bali, some East Coasters with dubious family histories (involving things such as piracy on the high seas in the 1700's, and high-powered car racing involving scantily-clad voluptuous groupies, who always followed the owners and drivers into their cheap motels), then wanted their fizzoggs altered to meet a much higher level of social acceptability than they currently enjoyed - whereby, once altered in appearance, they could then much more easily fit into...........

.dark wet..............

[turboplanner]

..........her fleece-lined boots, and RMW jeans which made him look like ....................

[Captain]

13 hours ago, turboplanner said:

..... people gasp at the apparition of a chessboard with lips. .....

OT's face looks like this, but with a nose and lips in the middle.

 

And well-worn lips like these too.