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"Who cares" said Slarti, "As long as it has alcohol in it, we should.........

"...boil it until it turns orange and bang it on the plate."

....rethycled beercan with wayward rivetth"All of which confused Mavis

 

Now, Mavis was not known for her brainalogical acumen, in fact she was what could be described as what Turbs said (no offence to the K9 fraternity or their lovers(not that there is anything wrong with that)

 

Mavis had two main assets, those being .........

Her clothesline and her doctored whisky

Flying into cloud

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"Don't waste him by eating him" yelled Edna "Just leave him with me and I'll stunn him with kindness, he'll look the same as a muddy that's been in the freezer, and then you can humanitarianally ...............

".....slartiblastfreeze him from claw to antenna (aviation term)"

"Anyway" she said "He's a spanner crab, and everyone knows they are dumb as dogs:censored:t"

Moderator has stuck! - more on that later.

..Turbo was deflated :crying:by Edna's harsh quip.

It wasn't his fault that he hadn't seen the shovel in time :doh:and since that unfortunate day :black_eye:, Tubz had become accustomed to the politically correct way that people pretended :ha ha:not to notice his peculiar sideways gait and how he could rotated his eyeballs independently.

 

"They makes for a better lookout in the circuit.." he consoled himself :sad:as wiped away a tear with his nipper and....

...pissed all over locksie's seat.

...crabs!" :clap:The veritable smorgasbord squirmed uncomfortably , on hearing Edna's revelation. "Yeah, those big tasmanian suckers." she continued, "You know:drool:, the ones with.....

".....a face on them like yours....."

"Oh, that's just ......

".....great! said the Rat. I love dragons, I have so much trouble by myself....."

.... very rich pink salmon net in the bay

Map of Tassie?

There was a roar from a Yeti-like creature who yelled "I live in the map of Tassie" and after 30 minutes "I was here first!"

..rockies....

Thanks x 9600 Carol

...roll followed by a 5G squeeze....

....turbo tried to fob me off with just one ....

"...piece of CWA fruitcake" he said, I had to fly to Temora three times for fruitcake.

Easter is the Wagga Wagga Wheat festival farting competition. I did quite well, farted the Alphabet but pooped on "S", and was beaten by Constable Doubtfire who played Concerto in C Minor"

"Ah, Harley Davidson." said Nanna fondly "They have been turning riders into mechanics since 1936."

"Do they own Rotax?" asked Tubb "Just like .....................

"any other sanitary device" but he was drowned out by the deep voice of old grump: "Don't bother me!" he yelled at everyone, as he fitted a two metre length of water pipe over the Stillsons to remove a head bolt on the Harley, one of the last ones left after his trip down to the supermarket.

"What are you making there Grump" asked the Rat in that slinky smooth style he reserves for question time at Natfly, "why are you nailing those wings on the Harley"

"I'm sick of these pricks with trikes" said Grump, "I'm making a bike"

They all started to snigger, but the question was who would tell him......

"Who is that handsome man?" coooed the Naviatrix, to which Locksly replied darkly "*%$^&* if I know , but I wish he would.......

"....stop banging every night as he nails those wings on his old Harley, and grumping about Harley jokes like God made sh*t, Harley Davidson gave it wheels."

.... the Prez said "Are there any more questions?" and Bartyphartlast was seen to roll onto one cheek, aim at Brine and his mate across the hangar and .....

.......................let er go like a debutant at a BNS ball......

... a quorum."Wait a minute", said a very red faced Santa. "I've just remembered what you did with the 7 dwarves. It can't be coincidence that only one of them was happy!"

 

"Ah," said Nanna cautiously. "that was simply a misunderstanding."

 

"They didn't have enough....

.....legs to get away the fifth time, then I treed 'em up the tankstand.....

I've managed to get a lot of stories extracted from the Aviation Safety Digests, but just having trouble getting the memory down (even for one) to a level that will post.

You're right FV, even with IFR Rating, if the planning isn't right the hills are waiting.

...... stayed in the cot until 3 pm on Saturday arvo, after 25 hours of trying to ................................

..........do the top button of his pyjamas up

"Did someone call me" asked Santa, who was locked away chatting with Nanna, Mavis, Edna and the other ladies.

"We have been unrequired by the NES for a while." Mavis said "So we thought that we would duck up here and give Santa a quick work-out, plus the elves all like a good ......................

....read about Natfly and we were filling them in on what went on under the tents and in the recycled beercans, particularly the explanation about one of them who...

............ as the possums just hate (pprune aviation term) that, and their natural absorbant bit is at the .........................

........bottom, but when you remove them the sticky tape bites much harder than claws

Re the several comments on cost, I would be interested to see the number for plastic fantastics sitting in hangars and sheds gathering dust because costs have got out of reach

..... cranky."

"No you dill, Jerry" commented Tubby "Don't use 'em as thongs (or nappies) while they are alive, as their sharp bits will be too close to your soft bits, and once they get wetted on they'll get all riled up and scratch the end off your ...................

".......post (Recflying term), and WHATEVER you do, don't do what I did last night and put it on upside down with the marvellous sticky strip on the top"

I agree, it's just an exercise in pointlessness.

The comments which intrigued me were the ones which wrote off the Carbon Cub on the grounds of its price. Why? Are we so bigoted that we don't want people who have the money to be able to buy a high power to weight ratio aircraft for their recreation?

Equally, if someone wants to build a basic aircraft just suitable for flying around his property why should he be singled out?

With the ever increasing cost of flying, there certainly is a niche for a very basic aircraft for those who don't need to fly cross-country, but just want to enjoy flying.

...which was big and black. The real question was why he had four of them? "Well you could get like that playing with just one" :whisper:whispered......

......Bryon, who only had three.