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.....copped another egg right on the knuckles. "This public life isn't for me" he thought, and decided to go into seclusion and..............

..............but before he could finish he was hit in the face by a rotten egg. Quickly wiping it off with One Tracks jacket he slipped behind Cappy to support......

...........classics like "When the engine stops", "Turns on to Final (Finals for our challeged pilots) for the discerning Pilot", "Flying Uphill", "Maintaining your engine - the ring spanner"

"How to tell fabric is missing".

This led to howling outrage and complaints such as "I JUST wanted to FLY" for fiften consecutive years.

Turbo was think about developing an anti-branch stacking technique called Magnum 357, but so far the noise had been too loud, and......

.........237 offices around Australia. Our motto is “Have a stack a day” said Turbo”but don’t get caught.”

“Adem’s XXXXXXX stacked it for all of us now that his Labor apparatchiks have ......

.......think it’s crap can use an acceptable alternative.

This was CASA’s big mistake because everyone started putting XXXX all over CASA and the FOI who had started it as a joke was really in the XXXX when the DAS found his car full of XXXX and....

.............full of optimism that the mess will be cleaned up, following his brilliant idea of making ASIC cards mandatory for all members, which led to the saying "The AUF might be full of sh!t Kickers, but they know their business; that led to the ........

KIND THANKS TO TURBO FOR EXPLAINING WHAT ASIC WAS ALL ABOUT, FOR YEARS I'D THOUGHT IT WAS TO PREVENT TERRORISM: MOD6

............have been luck or might have been shrewd planning. Turbo could see Cappy's point. After a lifetime as a bikie's moll, Cappy had that sixth sense of a cat that could always fall on its feet. Turbo knew this from his days as a kid when he heard adults talking about nine lives and how a cat could always twist and land on its feet.

He picked up his old friend Tom and threw him at the wall, but Tom landed on his feet and skidded to a halt before the wall. He threw Tom with a twist and even though Tom did three somersaults he hit the grount running. He took him to the top of the haystack, grabbed him by the hind legs and flung him as far as he could in a series of spins, but Tom did a four point landing on the grass. He went to pick Tom up to throw him in the dam, but Tom left four deep cuts down Turbo's wrist which are still there today, and Turbo concluded that cats only allow three uncommanded landings.

Everyone agreed the meeting had been a big success, there were 32 Motions, CASA was blasted, RAA condemned, and everyone enjoyed supper with .................

"He'd actually released his harness (and) fell about nine metres out of the plane to the ground," Mr Ottrey said.

This is a common spatial disorientation thing (human factors) and kills a lot of people in otherwise survivable accidents in all sorts of vehicles.

Even in an upside down car when the buckle releases the body has enough momentum to break your neck.

When you're upside down, gravity works against your normal interface with controls; I've been on my back where a tractor wound up to 90 degrees, nose in the air. I couldn't get enough pressure on the clutch pedal, couldn't reach the throttle, and was luck enough to be able to lunge for and hang off the fuel cutout.

Better to build into your subconscious over and over again Harness > THINK > release.

The grubby media think all small planes are Cessna's so their word is of no consequence!

What are you referring to?

........ with the Committee Members making numerous cups of tea, that went perfectly with the milk arrowroots, from their copy of a CWA urn.

 

The Committee Members were .........

......almost on the point of getting them under control when one member bleated out "WHY CAN'T I FLY MY HUMMEL BIRD" and it was on again.

Cappy quietened the room down and then snapped "Because we said so" and that was the end of it. All they'd wanted was to know what the situation was, and......

THE NETH HATH NOTITHED HOW QUICKLY TURBO HATH GLOTHED OVER HITH ROMANTH WITH CONCHITA FROM CADITH, BUT AS COULD BE THEEN AT RETHENT FLY-INTH, HE STILL KEEPS THE BELOW PHOTO OF CONCHITA/MAX KLINGER CLOSEST TO HITH HEART.

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Oneth again Cappy hath reached into the wrong photo bocth; the real Conchita is thown here in acthion, dancing with Turbo:

Not many people know that Spanish dancing developed from the Great Fly Plague of 1513 in Flamenco, Spain.

There were so many flies they ran out of spray and fly swats and Conchita's great great great grandmother tried stamping on them but the flies were too fast.

She found that by clicking her fingers she could stun the flies, and then it was easy to stamp on them and kill them.

And so the Flamenco Dance was born.

........responded to the Committee Members circulating in the room acting quickly to calm them down, and.....

.........and TDMP was adopted after a short discussion when Salty moved that it be called RAA.

At the first meeting Turbo moved that TDMP lobby to allow Hummel Birds to fly under 95.22. There was cheering in the room and ........

We don't know what happened. If there was smoke in the cabin, he may have had vision problems as well as breathing difficulties. That's one of the worst scenarios, that would stop you from carrying out a lot of tasks effectively.

There's a small tree plantation to the right of the Airfield sign, and a boundary plantation running N-S to the left of it, otherwise he's gine inj a long way out.

........,apparently, invisible to those who did not believe. To help those people, Turbo advises the name Brine coined was SOMP, Sum Of Many Pilots.

Turbo thinks it's a bit weak, but..............

I don't know what to add.

there is so much to say, it really is comparing apples to oranges.

I remember there was a joke that statistically you have a better chance of not getting cancer if you owned a budgie. I think that sums up this thinking too.

That would have been, as you say, a joke. I couldn't think of any researcher in the medical profession who would set up an analysis of getting all forms of cancer against the ownership of a budgie.

.......yet another Colonel Blimp type story was about to emerge from the Captain. Turbo always used Smope to check the Captain's stories, many of them direct smatches from the Bible, and more lately the Q'ran.

The most significant thing about the video in #12746 is the shock reaction of Moderator 14 as the Captain strategically snatched a biscuit from his snack pack just as they were touching down. Captain's cattle property is 200 km north of The Rock and you can see that he's slack when it comes to mowing the lawn.

The fly in was a big success though, with everyone showing off their latest builds. Missing rivets were diplomatically ignored, some of the fabric looked as if it had been patched with the wife's knickers, but they were a happy lot and talked cattle prices and .........

............the belt. Cappy's true friend, Turbo came to his rescue.

"That's not true" he said "OT's trying one on (not tha apron), you can clearly see that's a WA apron by the oversize hips displayed, after all, you can always tell a girl from WA because her bra straps are always worn above her dress. " Cappy turned to OT and curled his........

..........put on his "I love Lucy" apron with decades of margarine stains and an odor that could kill horses. The fly quickly turned to a fly out with the grind of sprag clutches (15 avrefs) followed by the whine of Rotax engines and the quite starts and softer sounds of Jabirus, follwed by a few chainsaw-like noises as the rag and bones brigade got mobile.

The BBQ scene became quite with the exeption of the beating wings of a few crows desperate to get away from the smell.

"What did I do wrong?" asked Cappy, but ..................

.....Turbine margarine on her/his toast freshly browned by the Turboencabulator.

Cappy.....

.......nearly fainted because he had taken Geraldine out three times when he was, let's say, ginned to the teeth, and couldn't remember whether he had crossed the line.

How would he find out?

He put in a call to Alli and.......

..... subject to the 2021 Act when was introduced after someone found the 2756 tribes which made up the Kulin Nation now owned 96% of the land in WA (the other 4% being owned by Turbine Holdings Ltd (Incorporated in Panama) and it was decided the quickest way to fix it was to declare all Western Australians Aboriginal whether they thought they were or not, so everyone owned the land and everyone got a share of the Centrelink rorts and everyone ate venison for dinner (from Turbine Deer Farms Inc. under Royal decree from the Hutt River Prince.

It wasn't long before people in the other States became jealous and started writing to Centrelink saying they thought they were Aboriginal and did they get a Landcruiser when they turned, which they did in the millions until there were only three..........................

.........Flower Drum Restaurant in XXXXtown. He nearly choked, as Turbo once had, when he received the $1200.00, which priced each dim sim at roughly $62.50, but he felt Victoria must make this litte extra effort, The Belt and Roads policy of the XXXXXXX Government was simply XXXX barreling to get rather simple Leaders to turn away from the USA and fall into the clutches of XXXX, but as soon as the roads were built there would be a rush of XXXXXX immigrants setting up market gardens and Colonel Lee's fried Dim Sim outlets.

"I make no apology for that" Dan said to himself, but no one was listening; out on the streets of Melbourne there was a huge .............

.......Glen Waverly, a City without people; every house sold to an offshore Chinese who has never seen it, the Waverley rays, starved and forced to live with the homeless, Dan’s Dim Sims sold throughout Victoria through a combined initiative where Dan provided a school room in every town and Turbo stocked it, the local CWA ladies personing it. Anyone who has been to Dan’s office knows they get a fortune cookie with a suitable co operative message in English and Mandarin, and...

......assembled media were standing a cople of metres further back this morning. They knew very well that once Dan's ears started to glow the spit wouldn't be far behind.

"I make no apologies for this" he began, and once again Turbo wrote down those immortal words in his note pad. They'd worked for Chairman Dan over and over again as he introduced draconian measures that would have seen other Premiers out on the streets.

Chairman Dan went on to lay out his plan for ..................