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  1. .......issue "Jellied Quail Contracts" with the Chefs where they would pay a secret kickback, called a "processing fee", and this fee paid for the development of new quail breeding facilities, and this just kept up with the demands of the Restaranuts and Cat Farms until........
  2. This is the link to the NSW Fair Trading Act 1987, There might be something in this. https://www.austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/viewdb/au/legis/nsw/consol_act/fta1987117/
  3. If this was an Incorporated Association, it would be put on the Agenda for a Committee to engage with Avdata and sort it out. Instead the Limited Company isn't paying the bills, and has no obligation to fix what is an outside charging issue between individuals and Avdata and Airfield owners.
  4. There is a specific post or series of posts which found who owns the land above the property.
  5. Parking Meter fines have a Natural justice process attached; you can nominate another driver etc. Check out the Natural Justice process for the examples you've given (which have been common complaints on this and other sites). Usually pilots learning the NAV model are trained to pass abeam of an airport landmark, in which case they will call "ABEAM FINLEY" etc. a clear indicator that you didn't go there. More importantly, your radar track will not show you at Finley. The airport to airport navigators will show up within the circuit area of all the airfields they go over. For those who say they were never there. It doesn't help to have a recording "XXX overead Finley for Tamworth" and try to convince someone you weren't in the circuit or on the ground at Finley.
  6. Think about it; has anyone ever beaten parking meters?
  7. CIA work where he deliberately appeared to slip up, thus giving would-be opportunists the chance to slip in a clever post or two; Cappy would become so excited that he'd slip down to the BoB for a celebration, leaving Turbo to slip out..............................
  8. ........dogs from the streets followed him around wherever he went. He was second only to David Attenborough in terms of the birds and animals he cared for and could often be found eating his lunch outside the Courtroom and feeding the little sparrows. The fact that his wife's sandwiches were inedible was never picked up by the public. It was here that crooks started to join the sparrows, and pleaded their cases before they began, and ...........
  9. or was going to say, when the heavy book started to slide out of his hands (he had been eating the usual Friday lunch of jellied Quail with his bare ones.) He made a grab and saved the tome but a corner of it .....................
  10. I'm addressing CTA and Currency for CTA. I wouldn't write it of just because you don't know. Operations in CTA require you to maintain accurate tracks and identify specific ground markers and enter at specific places and make specificate calls, and understand what all the Airservices instructions (which are usually short and clipped assuming you're up to date etc.) so you need to be ahead of the aircraft without being distracted by the equipment/controls etc.
  11. ..........because at the back of the horde of leathered and patched bikies came Loxie, dressed in Alexander the Great hand tooled leather, the Sergeant at Arms Crest, and leather pants which clung too tight to his skinny legs. On his back insead of a patch was "IN CASE OF FIRE CALL 000 ask for Captain Lox" For some reason the bikies weren't happy he was there, and after Skye got his autograph on her ........................
  12. ......go out to the Gumly Gumly pub. Now first you have to understand Riverina Wheat Cockies - short blond hair sticking straight up, a wide face wit two flat sides, a full set of teeth eh, a body the size of a John Deere RX, and arms the size of OT's thighs................and there were ten of them in the GG with their wives and kiddies, the kiddies being miniature versions of the fathers. Now visualise the dozen Old Pharts talking loudly, and arguing like they do on WF? patched with BoB. It was Skye who shrieked ..............................................
  13. Something which might affect the finanical viability of CFA for some people is the currency requirement for three take offs and landings every 90 days.
  14. .....they wanted. This was enough to move them on and clear the decks for the hot....
  15. ....patches were laughed at by other bikies. First things first, the patch complaints were fixed by giving the Mongrels a commission to give each complainant a good smack in the teeth. Complaints dried up. The OP Pilots returned to abusing their mates and splitting hairs just in case they were being watched (and sure enough had five "Guests" guarding the firm from malfacts every day). So the Old Pharts had to ride their Yamaha Ag bikes (and the pink Suzuki - Jesus!) after quietly buying leather jackets. Victorian NES readers will notice that Jacinta Allen quickly gave up her leather jacket and now wears fuoro after a group of bikies made the news (which we can't print here), so ...................
  16. ........dried up. Bomb chucking payments were reduced to six shekels a throw. It was hardly worth it given that if you didn't hit the target you had to blow yourself up, although it must be said that if Cappy blew up it would take out half of Wagga. The solution was eco goasts who walked the streets picking up every old drink can or bottle and .................
  17. .......levitated left, then levitated right, then ........
  18. .....and then one of the goasts speaking in that unmistakeable Shark Bay accent moved in on them and threw a grouser into the middle. The Arabs demonstrated trotting in reverse, expecting the grouser to blow up, but...............
  19. ......numerous injuries. "It's new secret weapon of West!" Halal al Alalahaka cried his eyes watering at the thought of a thru bolt taking out his nuts. "It's Trump!" "Nah" said Akaha al Akakaha who was the son of an ISIS fighter and an Australian ISIS bride, and knew a bit about Australia although he'd never been there. Akaha went on "It's not Trump, it's. that Infidel Albo!!!!!!!! and a chorus went up "Death to the Infidel Ablo, death to Ablo, death by Thru Bolt!!!!!!!!" The fermented goast milk was flowing, and the mob started to get excited and.............
  20. .......little Jab bravely winds its way toward the enemy ready to strike like an F35. Many a desert tent full of overconfident fidels smiling and laughing about us infidels, hes been buried under the Jabiru holocaust. Quite a few ................
  21. I would think bcause of its equipment. Also I'm not sure of the frequency of flights required, that may be the most expensive part.
  22. .......the flying version of putting lipsstick on a pig. The Jab jockies, in this case flying Jab drones in Iran from places like De Moins, Iowa or Mesa Arizona in air conditioned comfort..................................
  23. .........the slots at the Casino. Of course being highly paid, valued employees, they never talked, and the production line had to be duplicated. Soon there were seven lines, and there wasn't a face at any soup kitchen in town. The F36's were coming off line straight into battle up against the Jabiru drones. Jake the Mongol rider who'd received the mandatory five hours flight training had racked eight kills against the Jabs. mostly they'd go down by themselves, but he knew he could turn tighter and he'd lure the Jab into a tight descending turn and shoot its guts out. This only worked until..........
  24. .......the locals understood there was an important Glider Captain overhead. This set off a barrage of 222, 308, 303, 270 and a few 351s sailing upwards. The Glider Pilot whipped into a turb and headed west, There wasn't much lift in the cool conditions as he passed over fox country and the 222s and 243s gave him the message to move along. Seriously fightened now the raghead moved further west, losing altitude as he hit duck country and a thousand BBs, SGs and No 6s filled the sky. One wing was fractured about a metre from the tip and sitting up at a 5 degree angle; the other looked like a seive when he passed over Yorta Yorta country.......................................
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