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  1. turboplanner
    ....pinch the occupital nerve because this causes irrational spasms of laughter (Hyena Syndrome). Cappy, ever the experimeter is one of the sufferers, and gets HS when he is hearing something he doesn't like, such as the "Welcome Home Albo" a few days ago, when the Labor faithful, whether they liked it or not were required to show up at the Canberra Ambassador Motel to "welcome home" Albo. One speech in particular got up Cappy's nose, and that was Albo's. Cappy started to spasm just as Albo was telling everyone he "had Don around my little finger" and Cappy, his voice quavering, quavered..................................
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    .......kicking him in the.......
  3. turboplanner
    Keep up the struggles; you'll get there.
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    BS. There are a few who dig their toes in and yes, the skeletpn staff/staff doing other jobs will help them, but it's like the banks; the old dears kept on walking in so they closed them.
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    ........touch the candle to the fuse. There was a soft ffffffsssssssttt...................................then nothing. This had sometimes happened on the Khyber with the khybers who wouldn't get up and fight, leaving the heavy lifting to Cappy and Turbo (Turbo would always be a step behind Cappy after that careless shot). Turbo would just shoot them to save on food rations, but Cappy had a way of ingratiating himself with them and they would start to charge forward becoming good targets while Cappy blasted away at the enemy. On this occasion, he unstrapped the good looking First Officer Roxanne and motivated her to ...........................
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    ......but dotless, and this was not a good look for a Chief Pilot, or for that matter Chief Sky Pilot the great Australian Airline gave him both positions. There was Cappy looking VERY uncomfortable in front of the assembled Staff, very much like a dog about to do a carpet drag. And when Cappy sat down in the dust and ......................
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    Tks, probably best to delete this one, since the original is still there to count numbers.
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    ........had an early flight in a Drifter [avref] in the morning and they could be a XXXXXXX to handle in early morning crosswinds so he needed to be on his ..........
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    .......took both home, but Cappy.........
  10. turboplanner
    A Jabiru suffered engine failure after takeoff near Wentworth, NSW on October 1st. The aircraft crashed into trees. Two people escaped.
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    ..........the crowd went wild especially a big shape in a dayglo pink shirt which was being picked up by the uv light. Cappy, who was dressed in knee length shorts with an orange shirt hanging out and a pair of sunnies (clearly not needed) was lurking and slobbering over the girls - those big Caribbean types that squash ............
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    ...........but it was also a black night, and the band couldn't be seen, but the hillbilly dogs joined in and .....
  13. turboplanner
    ......Hoki Tika Rock Band. Hetre they are pracitising in a New Zealand dining room for the floor show, and about to switch to a slower tempo for their main song. The singer has a cold, but on a good night ..................
  14. turboplanner
    It hasn't been lost; you just haven't searched like the rest of us do.
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    ....Turbo had the cash to put a robotic cat skinner in every cat farm. This of course put the cat skinners out of work but most of them, as in the transport industry were Indians on temporary visas so he sent them back. That left 17 Tru Blu Australian Cat Skinners. He opened at Caesars Palace, Las Vegas with the show "Cat Skinners". Americans being Americans didn't take any notice of the Title; they were in Vegas and Caesar's Palace was Caesar's Palace. As we know, Vegas is FULL of cats, and it wasn't hard to train special cat dogs to catch them. The 17 skinners came on stage at 8:30 and skun cats for two hours. Some people came out throwing up, most looked green and 25% rebooked for the next show. Sam Petrucci, the owner said it was the best show he'd had in years, in fact grossing more than Liberace, and booked....................
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    ....extra million or so for the batch. TPR had hand picked the audience from various people who would believe anything without checking, and seated those with multiple beliefs down the front, grading towards the back where the people who always checked the facts were sitting quietly, not getting wrapped up in the pantomime,but ready to spread the word the next day and trigger believers to rush in to their proctologists. Of course they were too late to get an appointment because all the believers had started to feel toothache "down there". The protologists joined the rich and famous, and more people imagined they were biting themselves. Many, when the Proctologists told them there were no teeth, went out and had implants fitted. When people started to tell them it was a scam, they became enraged and sent YouTube copies of the ..............
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    Well in the cities, departing the runway, but out in the country raising them as soon as you slow protects you from roots, undergowth flicking up, rocks etc., bog holes where a wheel drops in lowering the wing.
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    You have to SEARCH for them, they drop down the ladder when people get tired of them.
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    .......toured the Capital Cities with his scripted "Breakthrough for people who have been bitten on the a***". Towards the end of his presentation he'd added a joke section for the ferals, and this proved more popular than his medical story. Turbine Public Relations quickly seized on this to launch a Games Show called Bitten on the a***, where contestants started with the theoretical Khyber scenery and Sneaky Cappy firing at Turbo, then .......
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    .......Mormon and worse, one of those WA barons who built the rabbit proof fence, and worse than that had his Bulldog, Bull slobbering out of sight in the folds of his silk Knight's underdress. The polite request was too late; so was the "GET BACK HERE! you XXXXXXX mongrel!' but as Bluey brushed Sir Onetrack's leg, there was a snorting and slobering sound, which at first was taken to be Sir Onetrack crapping his pants, but from the folds emereged two enormous bottom teeth, then ...............
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    First attempt would have upped the stress meter. Understandable mistake. Sometimes it's better to go away for 15 mins to settle down, refocus.
  22. turboplanner
    People are posting on GA, and overseas data. RA as reported appears to be consistently better than a decade or so ago, however reports seem to be haphazard compared to those times.
  23. turboplanner
    Luckily yes sometimes. Have a look on the ATSB files for the hundreds of times where the Airproxes turned into fatals.
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    ......Turbo had to tell him to reverse and get between the lines because the Bentley was scraping the aspidistras. There followed a pleasant two hours of revving and growling, roaring and screaming untiul some Nouveau Riche rang the cops who marched in and red stickered the Bentley for a loose rear vision mirror, two sagging door handles and a sagging right rear mudguard. Turbo stood up for his friend bull and threatened to fight the constable whether she had a different cap or not and...................
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    ........drive the Chinese car away from the house until it caught fire, then go back and start the Corvette over and over for twenty minutes just to hear that beautiful rumble as it fired up. It just happened that bull turned in the drive, saw the burning Chinese car, heard the vette and ........................
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