The Never Ending Story

[turboplanner]

.......benefits up the hill at the back of Cowla.

The Ambassador showed some reluctance, so Nobushi said : "I show you" and disappeared for a couple of hours. Just when the Ambassador thought he'd done a runner, there was the clattering sound of an old bluehead [avref] and an old Avid flyer appeared and did a neat landing on the lawn. Nob took the Abassador up and flew over the old Japanese Prison Camp and showed him the breakout race where so many were machined gunned from the tower. He pointed out the hole in the wire where he and six others escaped and ran to the tunnel aiming it at the centre of food, the Japanese War Garden Cafeteria. Then he peeled off and came down low over a farm. An amply built woman was hanging clothes out on the line and gave them an enthusiastic wave. As they flew up the valleyt they got wave after wave. That night, over dinner at the Cowra RSL, where Nobushi was an Honorary Member, the Ambassaador said "Can I get Honrorary Citizenship in Australia. He was imagining himself dressed in a Dryzabone coat, Akubra and RM boots walking down that valley clothesline by closeline. Nob .............

 

Edited July 12 by turboplanner

[Captain]

Calling Onetrack and bull! ...... Are you OK?

 

Turbulence (avref) and I miss you + we are getting sick of just us.

Edited July 12 by Captain

[Captain]

7 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

Nob .......

.... at the leady.

 

"Rets have a few more dishes at this excerrent Japanese Lestaulant at the Lissole" suggested the Ambassador "And isn't it gleat that Aussies are prepared to integlate you as a member of this triffic organisation, and call you "Mate", where ......

Edited July 12 by Captain

[turboplanner]

.....back in Nippon you would be ..................

[Captain]

17 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.....back in Nippon you would be ..................

... called on to commit Harry ......

[turboplanner]

.......even though he hadn't ..........

[Captain]

14 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.......even though he hadn't ..........

... done anything wrong.

 

Not many people know that Harry had been under the gun (sword) since Samurai times, and sometimes Harry even needed to be Carried after he slit his .....

[Captain]

19 minutes ago, Captain said:

Harry even needed to be Carried

..... hence the name in Engrish.

[turboplanner]

........slit his fuel line on the MiniZero, a 2/3 scale of the Jabiru.

It looked like one, flew like one and had all the vices; Japanese are the world's best copiers. 

They even copied the.................

[Captain]

57 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

They even copied the....

.... copier that was initially pioneered by Charlie Xerox, just before Charlie's brother came out with the competing self named brand of .....

Edited Monday at 11:08 PM by Captain

[Captain]

it is little known that it was the Korean entrepreneur Larry Grant who 1st came up with the idea of the flat screen TV, and named his company Samsung after his operatic mate Sam.

Edited Monday at 11:14 PM by Captain

[Captain]

36 minutes ago, Captain said:

.... copier that was initially pioneered by Charlie Xerox, just before Charlie's brother came out with the competing self named brand of .....

Apologies dear readers, but I have just reread Bruce Pascoe's book Dark Emu and it appears that Charlie at Xerox & his brother at Brother actually duplicated an idea 1st hatched by a bloke in Arnhem Land named Uncle Kopiere.

A suitably gynormous claim is being hatched as he speak (or write).

Edited Monday at 11:48 PM by Captain

[turboplanner]

......Charlie.

Charlie didn't sell all that well, rejected by the Millenials who like more corny names, and he wasn't the sharpest tool in the drawer; all NES readers would have picked the name "Brother" in a instant, but Charlie kept on .........................

[Captain]

16 hours ago, turboplanner said:

but Charlie kept on .....

..... using the C word, so was banned by Facebook, the Murdock press and even Eeeean chucked him off Wreck Flying, because he had bought a barn-find Drifter with the proceeds of his 1st sale. That sale was to the Gumm-ment, as they always take the lowest price and the Charlie Office Machine Company (COMC) was borne, as was their corporate aircraft (once the chook poo was removed), and .......

Edited Tuesday at 10:16 PM by Captain

[turboplanner]

.....that corporate aircraft made many successful business flights, but Charlie noticed that on the way home he always sang "Chook Poo, Chook Poo, Chook Poo" and not "COMC, COMC, COMC, and with a marketer innate skills renamed the Company "Chook Poo and other Things". Sales climbed ..........................

[Captain]

7 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

renamed the Company "Chook Poo and other Things". Sales climbed .........

.... after all of his copiers were supplied with random CP spots and a mystery commemorative feather in the ink container.

 

The General Public loved the uniqueness, as no two were the same, and the prize bantam from the shed was used as a ......

[turboplanner]

........random reward for purchasing the very expensive ink (made from cat bile).

The problem was that no one from Gen X, Millenials, Gen Z, Gen Alpha knew what a bantam was. The postie who delivered it did because he usually knocked on the door and said "Here's your XXXXXXX bantam!!! Don't order another one!!!! and .............

[Captain]

..... to make sure that it never happens again, the Postie Union (the PMGU) combined with all of the various Gens plus the LMBTQ crowd and the Iranian IRCG to form a powerful lobby group that became known as "Generation Imperial and Greek Alphabet" - the formidable GIAGA, which includes their AK47 and AKM subgroups.

 

As a result, bantams were banned and used to make the "tam" components in Tim Tams, the TCF sales of Cat Bile went stratospheric, Tim Tams were boycotted by the RSPCA and everyone became sick of the use of initials, or acronyms, or corny jokes needing bold lettering.

 

The Full Form & No Initials or Acronyms Naming Rights Bill (TFFANIOANRB) was drafted for Parliamentary Review (PR) and the result (R) was ......

Edited Wednesday at 07:17 PM by Captain

[Captain]

Dear NESers. I have received an application to join the NES from some bloke with the initials of BC, who says that he knows everything about Australian Aviation and that he has a sacred duty to criticize long term members of Wreck Flying, while at the same time having one of the best senses of humour in the southern hemisphere.

 

Please advise your thoughts on his admission into the inner sanctum of this Tome.

 

Regards Moderator 13/Crappy

[turboplanner]

.........................every one had to be called Bill.

The oversight was due to Prime Minister Hanson putting her foot down in an angry exchange with the Speaker who ............

[Captain]

4 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.........................every one had to be called Bill.

The oversight was due to Prime Minister Hanson putting her foot down in an angry exchange with the Speaker who ............

.... had just had his hair dyed red and lodged a Parliamentary Deed Poll (PDP) to change his name to Bill, and bought a Chip Shop + a SR22 Cirrus.

 

Pauline was really P'dO as she thought that there were enough Rangas & Carrot Tops, and she didn't want anyone stealing her signature ID.

 

PH, the PM, called a meeting of her Cabinet and was surprised that ......

[turboplanner]

.......no one turned up.

"Please explain" she said to the whips.

"Well, Madam Prime Minister, you said you could be the government, and the people only voted for you, electorate by electorate, so here you are - the Prime Minister of no one."

Pauline became unsure but still..............

[Captain]

13 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.......no one turned up.

"Please explain" she said to the whips.

"Well, Madam Prime Minister, you said you could be the government, and the people only voted for you, electorate by electorate, so here you are - the Prime Minister of no one."

Pauline became unsure but still..............

..... decided to check the overall election results.

 

Sure enough she had won them all and there were no members sitting on her side, or in the opposition benches.

 

"Beauty" she said "I can wear my burqa in every day if I want to".

 

But then the Speaker's position came into question, so Pauline took that role too, as well as every Cabinet Minister, so the legislation flowed, Pauline pocketed a couple of million a year, so could buy a bigger farm to grow potatoes and she then prepared a takeover offer for Mackas, to be called Hannas & run by Tommy Robinson, after which she would ......

Edited Wednesday at 07:45 PM by Captain

[Captain]

7 hours ago, Captain said:

"Please explain" she said to the whips.

BREAKING NEWS - NES AND WRECK FLYING EXCLUSIVE - Turbo has volunteered, and been accepted by Pauline, to be the One Nation Whip ....................... and also the Orange Padded Handcuffs, plus the Radical Right Wing Militia Spinning Bondage Wheel.

Edited Thursday at 02:53 AM by Captain

[turboplanner]

...........take over the Precinct Fish and Chip Shop, and baring her teeth at the thought, would as a first action paint over the "fries" sign and write "chips". This Prime Minister was going to fix every little issue.

 

Of course, in handling all portfolios, she had 78 "Yes Ministers" (YMs) to deal  with. There were usually 30 of them sitting on a bench outside the Prime Ministerial office, all academics,and aas we know it was an academic that drowned in a creek of average depth 1 metre.

 

Every question he asked, they answered with "Yes" followed by a long and evasive trail that left her asking "Please explain"..........................................