The Never Ending Story

[turboplanner]

If Bernie has been home-schooled, he would only understand Latin, or even Egyptian or whatever it was called in those days.

[Captain]

3 hours ago, turboplanner said:

If Bernie has been home-schooled, he would only understand Latin, or even Egyptian or whatever it was called in those days.

No worries Turbs, as I will send him a message in cuneiform script.

[Captain]

3 hours ago, Captain said:

No worries Turbs, as I will send him a message in cuneiform script.

Apologies for the delay Bernie, but I had to wait for the mud to dry, and because of the size of the tablet, I have had to omit the full list of my qualifications and awards.

[turboplanner]

.......Bernie. This was easier said than done because Degilbo was a big place.

The main income in Degilbo is rural pursuits, so Turbo assumes Bernie is involved in a pursuit at the moment but ..............

 

Keen NES readers will note that Cappy now has the latest and most effective Cuneiform.

 

These were much the same as Iphones are to our generation. Before Cuneiforms someone had to begat someone and if they weren't home it could be messy.

[onetrack]

.....pursuits in Degilbo tend to be long-drawn out affairs, usually ending in Dallarnil or Kullogum. However, thanks to Inspector Doubtfire (who has been promoted, as you'd notice) issuing tyre stakes to Outback Police Stations in rural Qld, the pursuits are becoming shorter and less interesting, as they go through less towns.

 

It was while Bernie was engaged in a pursuit (the police were hot on his tail, and we have yet to find out why), that he thought how much easier it would be if he had a flying car (overdue avref) and thereby be able to take to the skies in quick smart time and defeat any police pursuit. So the police would then have to find other pursuits, as the subject of their pursuit disappeared into a clear blue sky.

 

After his last pursuit was terminated (and we have yet to find out why - and Inspector Doubtfire is not about to reveal anything, as she is a very well trained copper who reveals nothing at any time, even in media conferences, where she constantly repeats, "I can't reveal anything at this point in time, due to operational secrecy"), Bernie went looking for flying car plans, and was amazed to find........

 

(OT notes that Cappys cuneiform tablet has a blank spot on the LHS, thus indicating that he's not revealing the full story on the tablet, either. Note also, that it's a Pharaoh 11 tablet, this is an major upgrade from Pharaoh 10, using better quality clay, with improved text abilities ..... )