The Never Ending Story

[turboplanner]

.......if you didn't get the contents into a stainless steel container and fit multiple biofilters within 5 minutes the outcome would rival some of Russia's worst nightmares.

 

The TIWWWW did the only thing they could and sent all the drones into enemy territory at once all had landed within 5 minutes and slowly started to froth..................... 

 

 

[Captain]

On 28/04/2026 at 1:37 AM, turboplanner said:

.......if you didn't get the contents into a stainless steel container and fit multiple biofilters within 5 minutes the outcome would rival some of Russia's worst nightmares.

 

The TIWWWW did the only thing they could and sent all the drones into enemy territory at once all had landed within 5 minutes and slowly started to froth ...... 

, because it is a long way for a drone to fly (avref) from the freedom of Qld to the enemy territory of Mextoria, without overflying (avrefs galore) NSW, but once they started to froth, all the owners simply wrote them off in their tax (Refer to Turbine, Turbine, BLOK & Co), cracked a XXXX (and yes, they cracked a XXXX too [spelt PHXX]) and didn't care anymore.

 

The reference above to "some of Russia's worst nightmares" has been used as part of a promotional coup by Turbine Marketing when they moved the manufacturing plant to central Qld at the renamed Chernobiloela, where the PPE was soon in tatters from the fumes and the manager had .......

[turboplanner]

......three eyeballs eh.

It spread to the Longhorn Cattle which started to grow wooly hides, and their long horns grew in spirals. They were said to produce 30% more beef and that triggered demand. Turbine Livestock was selling them by the thousand, with the Rodds Bay Cat Farm being converted to "Mammoth" as TL called them. 

Turbo was dressed up as Colonel Turbine, from the ancient lost valley of Megalopolis, where he had found baby mammoths wandering without ther mothers and had taken them home to breed, and he had more .......

 

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

Turbo was dressed up as Colonel Turbine, from the ancient lost valley of Megalopolis, where he had found baby mammoths wandering without their mothers and had taken them home to breed, and he had more .....

.... of those indictments and charges in the pipeline, because even the Vicmanistan police frown on mating with baby mammoths (Tubb uses the term "breed" to indicate that they bred between themselves, but worldly-wise NESers know from his 24,400 posts on Wreck Frying (and whatever it is called now) that it always pays to by cynical when it comes to Turbo's famous sex-drive."

 

Astute NESers, (but not our thousands of overseas viewers) will know that in addition to protests about how BRS has been treated (the Turbine Law Enforcement College [TLEC] taught Krissy at the AFP all she knows + gave her a couple of spare medals that were lying around) the upcoming additional protests by disgruntled old fly-boys draped in wrinkles & Aussie flags, will make national headlines as they bitch about RAA's name change from the AUF, Aircraft Pilots' name change from good old Wreck Frying, and the sad demise of Rag & Tube flying (avref).

 

"This is the year of the old-phart protester" said Crappy as he spoke to Pauline, and was ......

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

It spread to the Longhorn Cattle which started to grow wooly hides, and their long horns grew in spirals

This led to a new economic opportunity for the local Aboriginal Fraud Corporation (the AFC) in making the central Qld equivalent of Swiss Alphorns, when they made spiral horn didges and issued them as a compulsory accessory ($550 per toot + GST and Voice-to-Parliament Tax) for all Welcome-to-Cuntry ceremonies.

The Longhorns were soon becoming Shorthorns as they were hunted like Rhinos and their horns formed an illicit industry that was bigger than illicit tobacco sales. 

[turboplanner]

.and every week on the TV News you'd read about Longhorns being burnt by rival gangs in stolen Audis, but one day a group of 14 yos in a stolen Audi with a flat battery were rounded up by one of these Longhorns with corkscrew horns. It was a bull, a bull that was sick of Audis burning his cows. He got the 14 yo with the cvrew cut and ......

[Captain]

10 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.and every week on the TV News you'd read about Longhorns being burnt by rival gangs in stolen Audis, but one day a group of 14 yos in a stolen Audi with a flat battery were rounded up by one of these Longhorns with corkscrew horns. It was a bull, a bull that was sick of Audis burning his cows. He got the 14 yo with the cvrew cut and ......

... the trendy black 5-oclock shadow, & backed them up so that their goolies were pressing against the electric fence and he asked them "Which foreign crime gang do you dickheads belong to?".

 

They all looked at him with blank, some say quizzical, looks on their faces so the bull then translated the question into "؟مع أي منظمة إجرامية أنتم مرتبطون", "Koox dambiyeed kee baad la shaqaysaan?", "ا کدام سازمان جنایی در ارتباط هستید؟" or "你们和哪个犯罪组织有关系".

 

They then replied "No mate, we are not THAT foreign, we are actually a bunch of red headed Scots from Glasgow and this dark swarthy oily 3rd world look is tattooed on so that we fit in with the modern Aussie criminal landscape, where even the most anglo of bikie gangs have been taken over by Lebanese, most of whom look like Hezbollah bomb-chuckers."

 

"Oh, och ey" replied the bull "Sorry about that racial profiling, but yez will need to leave my heifers alone as your burning them is detuning their usual hot desire for me, and I haven't had one for a while, so just like them roman sheilas did, they have gone on strike and I can't get near 'em to do my "bull's duty" (this well known phrase was named after our best NES contributor, bull, after he had made his way thru the ladies of bone and is now radiating out from his quaint colonial cottage in his home town to "do" all of Tazzy).

 

The 14 yo's looked the (bovine) bull square in the eye and replied"......

 

The fact that Tubb appears to have picked up the NES from Crappy's italics addendum is neither here nor there, nor anywhere else.

[Captain]

38 minutes ago, Captain said:

"bull's duty" (this well known phrase was named after our best NES contributor, bull, after he had made his way thru the ladies of bone and is now radiating out from his quaint colonial cottage in his home town to "do" all of Tazzy).

Our bull is heartless in his quests, as he even took advantage of the volunteer lovely lady (a VLL) in the Coffee Shop while he was seriously ill in hospital (but obviously still quite capable "down there").

Edited Thursday at 09:08 PM by Captain

[turboplanner]

........"bully for you!" Two of them punctuated it with machete slashes at the air.

The one in the Audi froze, as it's interlock cut out the ignition and sent a message to the local constabulary and Public Order Black Cars (and they can fight!). He tried the starter over and over again, but noting happened except the sound of approaching sirens.

 

The only escape was through the paddock, and without thinking they all jumped the fence and ran from the red and blue lights.

 

What they hadn't notice was the twelve corkscrew-horned bulls bearing down on them, intent on ripping their guts out ......................

[Captain]

7 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

What they hadn't notice was the twelve corkscrew-horned bulls bearing down on them, intent on ripping their guts out .....

..... They turned and one said, "I wish we hadn't surrendered our biggest machetes to the Machete Bins" and the little one on the right replied, "Geez I hope that these bulls don't rip me a new one like they did to the bull-fighter in Spain last week."

 

"But hey" said the older 14 yo "Are these bulls left hand or right-hand corkscrews?", and they all .......

 

 

[turboplanner]

....agreed this would stop the bulls because they didn't know who was left and who was right.....14 yos...but the bulls didn't care and .........

[Captain]

6 hours ago, turboplanner said:

....agreed this would stop the bulls because they didn't know who was left and who was right.....14 yos...but the bulls didn't care and .........

..... knew that they were right ... to continue their charge, so they .....

[onetrack]

....then thought about it, had a meeting about it, then considered their options, and looked up "banking charges and fees" in their filing systems, to reference what they should charge - had another meeting to determine that the charge they selected was within their legal rights to charge, and then called for a show of hands (or legs - or horns) to settle their final decision - and then proceeded to apply the charge to..........

[Captain]

9 hours ago, onetrack said:

....then thought about it, had a meeting about it, then considered their options, and looked up "banking charges and fees" in their filing systems, to reference what they should charge - had another meeting to determine that the charge they selected was within their legal rights to charge, and then called for a show of hands (or legs - or horns) to settle their final decision - and then proceeded to apply the charge to..........

... the cute little 14 yo pseudo criminals, who paid the fee + a tip, as they had recently taken the Audi up to Sydney to do some drive-bys and firebombings for the Alameddines who have been under a bit of takeover pressure lately.

 

However, the Turbine Crime Family and the Turbochero Angels had made the Alameddines an amalgamation offer, and given that Turdy is well known as the Al Capone of Melbournistan, now that Chopper is gone, this offer was accepted and all JV meetings were agreed to be held at a picnic table on the banks of the Murray at Corowa, where ......

[turboplanner]

........the future of politicians, the Reserve Bank rate, and various horse race results were worked out, all under the Comforts of Turbine Catering Inc. who had quietly beeen supplying bigger and bigger tents and ..........

 

The recent event shown here setup in a paddock with plenty of bike parking.

[turboplanner]

Another view of the event - buses for the partners (Photo; Ockert le Roux Photography)

[Captain]

22 hours ago, turboplanner said:

........the future of politicians, the Reserve Bank rate, and various horse race results were worked out, all under the Comforts of Turbine Catering Inc. who had quietly been supplying bigger and bigger tents and ..........

..... Turbine Chinese Buses (TCB) were doing OK too.

 

But it was Turbine Protection Rackets Inc that was kicking the biggest goals, because .....

Edited Sunday at 08:40 PM by Captain

[Captain]

1 hour ago, Captain said:

Turbine Protection Rackets Inc

NESers should note that the full name of this massively successful enterprise is Turbine Protection Rackets Inc Concentrated Kinetics (T-PRICK) .... because force is usually needed, and Concentrated Kinetics (baseball bats) often gets the job done.

 

Turbo also loves that full name as it reflects his own personality too.

Edited Sunday at 10:34 PM by Captain

[turboplanner]

......each venue had to hand over 80% of their takings to T-Prick, or have the tent set on fire. Payments were made promptly and T-Prick were doing well until .......

[Captain]

13 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

......each venue had to hand over 80% of their takings to T-Prick, or have the tent set on fire. Payments were made promptly and T-Prick were doing well until .......

.... Turbo became greedy and was unhappy with what he described as "The paltry 80% cut" (what a T-Prick?), so he .....

[turboplanner]

.........in his patched uniform of the Mongrels added a $50.00 parking fee.

This got the bike movement into a lather because, like the aviation community they like to operate and have the venue pay for the extensive maintenance and operation cost.

 

It was the Scarlet Harlet people, who ........................

[Captain]

6 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

....in his patched uniform of the Mongrels added a $50.00 parking fee.

This got the bike movement into a lather because, like the aviation community they like to operate and have the venue pay for the extensive maintenance and operation cost.

It was the Scarlet Harlet people, who .....

..... objected the most when Turbo "Did a Trump" and also whacked a "back-seat Tarif (BST)" on the use of such seats for conducting their business.

 

This meant that throughout Mextoria, a "Quickie" increased in price by adding the $50 parking fee + the BST (which is a compounding cost, I might add), and this caused quite a ruckus, plus it also put a severe dent in bull's prawning take-home.

 

The protests were ......

[turboplanner]

.........loudest in the AUF camp [avref], where the popular charged "joyflights" usually paid for the aircraft within six months. This was the beginning of their bitter posts about CASA, which went on for decades. No one had thought to actually read the Stickers (produced by Heavenly Flower of Chungking China patched Mongrels MC (Motorbike China). How a "protection" fee for Motor Bikes could be attached to a Recreational Airctraft, would be a mystery today, but ................................

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

.........loudest in the AUF camp [avref], where the popular charged "joyflights" usually paid for the aircraft within six months. This was the beginning of their bitter posts about CASA, which went on for decades. No one had thought to actually read the Stickers (produced by Heavenly Flower of Chungking China patched Mongrels MC (Motorbike China). How a "protection" fee for Motor Bikes could be attached to a Recreational Airctraft, would be a mystery today, but ................................

... then they lealised that the "Heavenry Frower of Chungking China patched Mongrels MC" is controlled by a group of Chinese nationalized Somalian fraudsters who previously ran all of the scams in Minnesota and California, so the simirarity of the words "Motor Bike" and "Lecleational Airclaft" was a simple mistake to make, and once that was publicized within Wreck Frying (or whatever it is called now), and in the editorial section of the widely selling "AOPA Monthlies" the AUF camp ripped into CASA with a renewed .....

[turboplanner]

...energy not seen in many years. A few members were wearing what looked like patching, and others renewed the grumpy insults to CASA aimed at the officials who had retired in 1962. They apparently didn't know the Enforcer was Rainbow now and spent their days gazing ................