The Never Ending Story

[Captain]

12 hours ago, turboplanner said:

The DI didn't know what to do; it was above his pay grade but he made a decision anyway......

.... once he received a whistleblower tip that the cat's tail analysis was undertaken by Turbine Genetic, STI and Pregnancy Tests Inc (TGSTI&PTI).

 

The Dingo Inspector knew a thing or 2 about dingo's propensity for young children, and that meant that .......

[turboplanner]

..........there would have to be a head count. 
As we all know the Boggawigga Tribe was founded on ticking the boxes and not paying tax. It was perfectly legit and they got to live in the rainforests of FNQ. They all had red hair and all had very light skin. At a distance and listening to the crap they went onwith, a casual observer would say he was near an Irish village......

As the Census Inspector got closer and heard the fighting, he knew this was not going to be a good day...................................

[Captain]

5 hours ago, turboplanner said:

..........there would have to be a head count. 
As we all know the Boggawigga Tribe was founded on ticking the boxes and not paying tax. It was perfectly legit and they got to live in the rainforests of FNQ. They all had red hair and all had very light skin. At a distance and listening to the crap they went onwith, a casual observer would say he was near an Irish village......

As the Census Inspector got closer and heard the fighting, he knew this was not going to be a good day ......

.... as the Irish Boggawigga Army (the IBA) were about the have a clash with the Irish Loyalist Bogga Orangemen (the LBO), in what would become famously known thereafter as the "FNQ Troubles", after the International Protestant Fraternal Order was formed in Ireland in 1795 and immediately exported via the convict ships to infect the locals.

 

"Anyway, eh, this is better than being a cannibal, eh, as them other Boggawiggas taste like bog, eh, and we .....

[turboplanner]

........got better things to eat, eh and  XXXX those Kiwis in the South eh" Said Giuseppi, a long time member of the tribe, and a founding.......... 

[Captain]

Welcome back Onesie.

[Captain]

43 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

....got better things to eat, eh and  XXXX those Kiwis in the South eh" Said Giuseppi, a long time member of the tribe, and a founding....

.... entrepreneur of the Uncle Giuseppi's Boggawigga's Pizza Chain (note the double possessive, which is significant), that just celebrated the opening of its 250 store, known as "Humpys" in the self-effacing way that the Boggawigga always do.

 

Giuseppe had gone from strength to strength, in a way that only the ......

[turboplanner]

Boggawigga can, He had been building a Lightwing [avref] for 19 years. It wasn't the complexity of the aircraft, it was the 26 different answers every time he got on the net and asked how to do something. It wasn't that the paperwork which came with the kit was difficult, he just liked to get everyone's opinion. As a result, it looked nothing like a Lightwing and ........

[turboplanner]

1 minute ago, turboplanner said:

Boggawigga can, He had been building a Lightwing [avref] for 19 years. It wasn't the complexity of the aircraft, it was the 26 different answers every time he got on the net and asked how to do something. It wasn't that the paperwork which came with the kit was difficult, he just liked to get everyone's opinion. As a result, it looked nothing like a Lightwing and ........

 

[Captain]

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

 

..... was described in the aviation (avref) press as a HeavyEmpennage, or under the shortened name of, a HE.

 

Guiseppe was pleased with his HE, which he created and finished in 4 days, and then he subsequently development a shorter version which he called a SHE, ....... and the SHE was created when Guiseppe took a rib from the HE, ..... after which he rested (ceased creating for the good of the AUF) on the 7th day (note plethora of bibletyperefs), because Giuseppe was actually the nearest thing you can find to a .......

[turboplanner]

.........Medicine Man,  he painted it red. After reading 136 pages about radio interference when they are painted, he sprayed it with paint remover and left it in its raw state, which made the aircraft................

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

.........Medicine Man, he painted it red. After reading 136 pages about radio interference when they are painted, he sprayed it with paint remover and left it in its raw state, which made the aircraft................

..... look a blotchy red, which some described as a bit barren, hence his flying pseudonym, which was ...... 

[turboplanner]

........The Blotchy Red Empennage Aviation Baron (BREAD).

He was the talk of FNQ eh. This caused .........

[Captain]

26 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

........The Blotchy Red Empennage Aviation Baron (BREAD).

He was the talk of FNQ eh. This caused .........

....the Bowen Flying Group, known under their secret ASIO ID of BUTTER, to seek an alliance with Giuseppe, in order to counter the increasing aggressive influence of the growing City of Jambin flyers, (in the Shire of Banana) and their group name of Plum ........  

Edited 20 hours ago by Captain

[onetrack]

....Suckers and Dodgy Flyboys. Now, only a few people know that the City of Jambin got its airstrip via a dodgy deal done with the Queensland Mafia. This is the reason the City of Jambin is situated closely to the Don River, with the Rivers name a nod to the local Mafia leader.

There is also a frightening story associated with the Don River, involving drugs and gun-running, but space and time do not permit me to relate the full details here, suffice to say that.........

[Captain]

5 hours ago, onetrack said:

There is also a frightening story associated with the Don River, involving drugs and gun-running, but space and time do not permit me to relate the full details here, suffice to say that.....

.... a good quid was made, and all that money was then swiftly dispatched out of the country ..... to WA ..... just like Somali Minnesota fraudsters Western Union their cash to Al Shabab to buy AK47s mounted to Drifters (although they have not yet developed prop synchronizers for the Drifter/AK47 units and have had most of their combat success hitting their enemies with pieces of prop [and prop-less Drifters] because they can't yet afford Iranian drones with their .....

 

PS - The Western Union referred to above is the WA CAT & Komatsu Spare Parts Union led by a well-known tough One Percenter with a close sounding pseudonym in the NES, and why he gets quite upset when we show him in a onesie. (Below is the great WA CaKSPU owner in his younger days and before he sewed the 1%er badge on his monkey onesie, which he sells under his exclusive Kakspew branding)