The Never Ending Story

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

chubby, half asleep teddy bear Cappy sitting in the Bayliss St Coffee shop and found they were facing a whirling dervish of muscle, fists and boots which sent them sailing out into the traffic.

Cappy thanks his best and longest mate for this sympathetic yet accurate description and hopes that Tubb continues to enjoy the cartoons that Crappy posts on his FB page.

[turboplanner]

Turbo thanks Cappy profusely for drawing cartoons on his page and is looking forward to the day when Cappy draws complete people.

[Captain]

16 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

Turbo thanks Cappy profusely for drawing cartoons on his page and is looking forward to the day when Cappy draws complete people.

And Crappy looks forward to someday having a second close mate .... but is confident that this would not demote Turdy from his coveted position.

Edited Monday at 11:06 PM by Captain

[turboplanner]

.......was amazing for the transformation they'd achieved with Krissy; you'd never pick her for a Bingo caller from Cabramatta. Turbo himself had found the five quarters, two Singapore dollars two Taiwanese Cho Chings and a Mexican 10 Peso. and there she was all decked out. Dayglo had brought along Albo the Great just to reassure herself, but Krissy glowered at Albo and he wet himself. The ceremony was over in seconds, Dayglow rean off, Krissy chucked the medals and went on with booking speeding drivers like Turbo and .......

[Captain]

57 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

The ceremony was over in seconds, Dayglow rean off, Krissy chucked the medals and went on with booking speeding drivers like Turbo and ......

.... anyone else with a garish horseless carriage, as they get a bonus for booking any red car, as they are always the fastest, with bonus points for sports cars, double bonus for American iron (and leather), and a special expensive gift (and a new medal) for booking and handcuffing any ......

[turboplanner]

...one driving a Corvette. In the good days no one ever won a prize unless theCorvett driver was asleep, but it started to get expensive with 6 or seven cars and divvy vans (with passengers bouncing around), and K9s with the German Shepherd hanging in by the nuts - all wanting the prize.  On one day ...........

[Captain]

59 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

...one driving a Corvette. In the good days no one ever won a prize unless theCorvett driver was asleep, but it started to get expensive with 6 or seven cars and divvy vans (with passengers bouncing around), and K9s with the German Shepherd hanging in by the nuts - all wanting the prize.  On one day ...........

... Turbo realized that hanging out with Mick Gatto in his white Rolls was the way to go, so he gave donations to Mick's charities, sent him Xmas & birthday cards, got his hair cut in the Melbourne gangland style, and used to frequent the Love Machine (Mexico's equivalent of Wagga's Blue Oyster Bar).

 

But Turbo had been just too successful and quickly found out that he had replaced Carl Williams without even trying and had numerous crims offering to join the Turd-ton, as opposed to the Carl-ton, Crew ..... and in a flash Tubb had his own Benny Veniamin trying to polish him off, (even Crappy was offered a contract, bearing in mind his reputation for having plugged Turbo previously) so that .......

[turboplanner]

.......Turbo had to be very careful wher he walked, always let the guests taste the food first and wore a flack jacket at all times he also wore Kevlar jocks but they chafed so much that at times he .............................

[Captain]

10 hours ago, turboplanner said:

....Turbo had to be very careful where he walked, always let the guests taste the food first and wore a flack jacket at all times he also wore Kevlar jocks but they chafed so much that at times he ....

..... went commando, and without the kevlar undies to protect his agates, Turdy paid 5-year-old kiddies 2 pieces of bubblegum to start his car each time he needed it.

 

Not many people know that Turbo has always treated young kiddies as disposable, the same way he does with his pussies and his ...... 

[turboplanner]

....Sheepdogs. The sheepdog story has been told before; it produces some of the world's best sheepdogs.

 

With Kiddies, Turbo waits for them to say "Are we there yet?" dor the second time then says "Yes" the kid gets out, Turbo takes off and it keeps the family from expanding.

 

OT over there in the Timeless Land ...................................

[Captain]

25 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

....Sheepdogs. The sheepdog story has been told before; it produces some of the world's best sheepdogs.

With Kiddies, Turbo waits for them to say "Are we there yet?" dor the second time then says "Yes" the kid gets out, Turbo takes off and it keeps the family from expanding.

OT over there in the Timeless Land ...................................

.... has been taking in displaced Turbo sired Mextorian waifs who had made it across the Nularbor, and he is retraining the poor little buggers via the use of .....

Edited Wednesday at 02:55 AM by Captain

[turboplanner]

.........Ai cattle prods. He doesn't even have to sit out under a tree to make the, work and feeds them yams and .......

[Captain]

10 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.........Ai cattle prods. He doesn't even have to sit out under a tree to make the, work and feeds them yams and .......

.... vanilla icecream. 

 

After the deprivations of Mextoria and the stigma of being the discarded fruit of Turbo's loins (Up the Khyber Turbo used to joke to the locals that there is a lion in them loins) the nippers from Moorabbistan loved the newfound freedom of Western Australia and the bon-vivant of Uncle Onesie, with their only complaint being the sand up their jocks and in their icecream.

 

"Eat up you little wooses" replied OT as he gave them a clip under the ear "As the men and the ankle-biters of the great West are made of sterner stuff and besides, we need you Mexicans to pick & wash our strawberries".

 

It was at that moment that the cute little turbine look-alike nippers knew that they were in for a crappy WA life, would never make it to Cottesloe, Peppermint Grove, or Dalkeith unless they were there to clean the dunnies .... while at the same time one of the nippers "borrowed" OT's phone and received a response from ChatGPT about their rights to the Turbine fortune via the response "All it needs is to prove that you were spawned by one of the great man's taddies and there is a cushy life ahead, if you just .......

 

[Captain]

The Turbo kiddies in OT's shearing shed, waiting for their ice-cream, yams and sand. The girls most resemble their procreator.

 

[turboplanner]

Note how neatly dressed they are, stylish too, one of them even wearing a bow tie. A future Prime Minister in there somewhere. 

[Captain]

13 hours ago, turboplanner said:

Note how neatly dressed they are, stylish too, one of them even wearing a bow tie. A future Prime Minister in there somewhere ....... 

...., perhaps another Paul Keating.

 

It is not often that we can break world significant news on the NES, ..... but for all Vicmanistan based members of Wreck Frying and the NES, I can disclose that Afghanistan has this morning agreed to offer compassionate aid to Mextoria under their "Turban, Tea-towel and Goat-Track" initiative, and as one of the conditions the Taliban have promised to be less authoritarian that Dan, plus to have Mextoria back to Afghanistanian standards of living by 2045.

[turboplanner]

..Six million Victorians ran out into the streets, threw their bathtowells down onto the footpath crying Allah, Allah, Allah, Allah, because it was the only Afghan they knew, so grateful at getting up to Afghanistaninaniul so SOON!!!!

 

There was one though, who ......