..........the scam FB Marketplace ads, and the invasive spamming and hacking of "unfriendly" websites such as WreckFlyin (now renamed, of course, to throw the Commies off the scent).
It was whilst he was scanning the 'net for subversive sites that needed to be brought under the control of the CCP, that Xi Jinping discovered his name was being mentioned many times on this decidedly subversive site - and he was astounded to also find, that several unknown persons (who obviously posed a major power threat to his permanent position as Leader of the CCP), had been trying to ingratiate themselves at length, by casually mentioning non-existent friendships with him.
Accordingly, Xi arranged to have a new Chinese sports model EV with the largest battery ever fitted to a Chinese EV, to be delivered to the major subversive individual (one so-named "Turbopranner"), secretly, and with a gift card attached, saying it was a friendship gift from Xi to his best friend.
Of course, the car was to be Fire Engine Red, as it was no co-incidence that the National Colour of China was Red, the same as Turbo's choice in hot car colours. What stunned Turbo when the car arrived, was the specs, clearly listed in Chinglish, and which read............
(and here, dear NES readers, we have the spy photos of Turbo's little "gift" from his "friend" Xi, after the gift wrapping was removed. The hidden cameras and spyware are cleverly disguised amongst the decals and the spoilers.....)