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  1. .......hit the blood runner into the blue catseye which would move the white one against another blue catseye and crack a heavy spiral right out of the ring. He could swap that one for at least five including a couple of blood runners, and he was off again, but.........
  2. .........marbles, where the Grade 1'ers didn't know the difference and when the better players like Shaun Turbine or Wun Tracey cleaned Cappy out of cats eyes, he couild switch to the dags. That's not putting Cappy down. It takes extra skill to play with dags because they're lop-sided and you have to allow for that. Shaun actually made a necklace of dags (there's always one in the family unfortunately). It was during a match where Cappy with has last, deadly, Tom Bowler had hit.........
  3. ......ear, and we all know what that means................
  4. ........the 1980s until the people with big noses, flappy ears and freckles all moved to Deloraine in Tasmania where they were welcome with open arms. CT, as Mayor had introduced the reforms which made this possible and he was awarded a Victorian of the year medal and a Mainlander of the year gold ring by the Tasmanian Government which can never quite give up the dream of being a separate Nation like New Zealand where they also have ;;;;;;;;;;; .........................
  5. .......who had no teeth to catch it........
  6. .............it would be a nice place for a cat farm and his Cats, the males all wearing Yarmulkes........
  7. ...................AK57 with the latest skins. General Moshtly Dayan looked around this alien land. He realised there was no Macca's out here, so his first priority was food. He was lucky to have visited Turbo many years ago when Turbo was starting up his snake farm, and Turbo had strangled a Tiger snake "just in case you finish up in the Israeli desrt one day with nothing to eat." He started a fire with his magnifying glass and an old Maccas wrapper, and as he was eating, his eyes fell on a glistening object. It was a shovel and tied to the handle, was a note dated 1897. It read; "Don't touch; just struck gold, going to town to buy more dates." and it was signed "Lawrence." The General started to dig and there was an unmistakeable metallic "CLANG!" ..................
  8. In fact if one of the ancestors of the people from Sioux City, Iowa yelled out during one for his Branson-on-Thames shows "PLAY US SOME BLUEGRASS ON THE BANJO, SHAKER!", the Great Man would let it go on for a while, then say to the audience "He doth quote himself too oft!" and have the audience screaming for more.
  9. ..... עוקבים כבר כמה שנים אחר טורבין כשהוא מתמודד עם החתולים שלו, ועיבדנו את הנהלים האלה עם חמאס, אם כי הוספנו כמה מאיצים. אז צה"ל לעולם לא יאשים את טורבו בזה; הגנרל שהציע שזה כבר לא עובד בשבילנו ו... or for those who need it; "We have made a mistake; we've been watching Turbine for several years dealing with his cats, and we have adapted those procedures with Hamas, albeit adding some accelerators. So the IDF would never accuse Turbo of this; the General who suggested that doesn't work for us any more and ........."
  10. ......dirty old Avgas. Not many people know you can mix a litre of SG3+ with six packets of sugar and it will produce 30 sticks with more punch than gelignite. It has to be very carefully handled though. Turbo learnt this the hard way when he picked up Cappy one day to travel up to a new gold mine they'd bought. Cappy shoved the sticks aside to make way for his golf clubs and as soon as they hit the dirt tracks it blew up leaving the Fairlande looking like a pulled bon bon. It had no bood; it ended at the rear window, much like the new BYD. Cappy............
  11. ........made from sheep's guts. This is what was posited by SP1. SP2 immediately replied "But wouldn't that cause them pain?" John? whereupon John replied "No Jim, they add a softener." SP3 replied "That's true, I use it to fuel my Drifter, I get the Softener from Ace Softeners. They're great people to deal with." The is a poor man's variation on the Delphi Method used by government departments to exclude the community from influencing the path, right or wrong that the "Yes Ministers" have chosen, but no one picked it up and soon hundreds of flyers were fuelling their recreational aircraft with SG3+, not knowing the SG stood for sheep's guts, and even worse.............
  12. ....one a regular basis. It didn't take UFO watchers long to log little brown splats as evidence that the Martian digestive system was similar to ours, mud they were monocular feeder, they only ate one form of food. The posts on UFO Observer, mostly written by one person with 32 sock puppets speculated ..........
  13. .......played several more bars to cover up the sound of three more of Nipper's deposits, and they were never heard when the records were pressed. Not many people know that RCA were involved in the original Space Program, before NASA started the BS of measuring CO2 on Mount Mauna Loa, an active volcano which is a gigantic CO2 producer. What RCA did is still classified, but when NASA decided to put an animal up in space, RCA volunteered to send Nipper, and as far as we know he's still up there farting and dropping parcels ..........
  14. ......6 bar session of old timers featuring Roy Turbine and Buck Cook with assistance from One-string Track and bull horns. Fortunately this was taped. The music come towards the end because Roy and Buck couldn't decide whether to extend it to 12 bars, but you get the idea. Next thing RCA were on the line .........
  15. Aero engines are constant power demand (You might sit on cruise power for hours), Motor Bikes are intermittent demand, cruise is usually a long way back from max, even jetskis and skidoos are intyermittent power. So different heat input. You can email the Manufacturer's service department and most will email back the correct material within an hour or so.
  16. Here's an idea; what about asking Rotax for the correct specification.
  17. well-needed friend in this time when the other countries were baring their a.........
  18. ..........work 18 hours a day if promised a PS5 when he digs up 50,000 tonnes. The trouble, surprisingly, didn't come from the Columbian orphans; it came from the mistake of allowing the quota of 10% females to be exceeded, something labor governments, like Victoria are grappling with. Labor set a minimum standard of 50% females and then more were added on the basis that the standard didn't say they couldn't. Then they started dressing up and appearing on the TV news each night pretending that they had been building bridges all day. In this case the women started dressing up as miners, but although they were mine managers, they didn't really know what miners did, and it came to a head when they sent sixty million tonnes of 18 mm crushed rock to the Chinese who had ordered uranium. Cappy's friend Chairman XI who was already miffed at Trump being touted as the "World's peacemaker", putting their attack on Taiwan off for ANOTHER year picked up the phone to his little friend Albo and blew........................
  19. .....to come and receive dental treatment which had never been practiced in Panama before. Bull and his son raked in a fortune with that dentist chair, and soon the had a row of 32 dental chairs and a coffee shop. Bull taught Mexicans the fine art of dentistry so there was no problem there, and they sold the rotten extracted teeth to the Shamans of the Rain forest, telling the Shamans they'd chopped up and eaten the Panamanians but were practising sustainable dentistry. The Shamans didn't know what that was but paid for them in gold and ......
  20. Somewhere in here there fits a classification of airctaft bought by Millionaires\Very Well Offs\two thirds of the retirees\the profits from the business\a kit that costs three times what you thought it would\an old heap of crap without engine. If you want to fly different airctaft for different applications, by far the best way is aircraft hire; you avoid the hundreds of hours fixing problems and hundreds of thousands to pay for designer/builders mistakes. RF, your "I've realised now in my 5 years, that even the villiage idiot can land a Piper." is interesting, testament to your Instructors and experience, but how's this not just for Pipers, but the ones I flew. I would agree with you with one exception, Power on stalls, where the Cherokee will drop instantly out of the sky and give you a few palpitations to tell you it's an aircraft like all the others. The Warrior I took on many long distance flights, which could stop on landing a few metres after the piano keys, became a total write off when someone put it through the fence at the end of a runway. A Cherokee 140 I used for hire in NSW also met its probable end when it was thrown at a golf course where it could have landed.
  21. .....looked like it might bring the show down, until the pugilist bull and his some Oneleg stepped up. The pair had just appeared on Britain's got talent and ......
  22. ......became restless at the excitement of the spectacular Turbine presentation which included 16 maidens (a first in Las Vegas), 16 tigers, 16 bluegrass pickers and an .........
  23. ........a flurry of responses which spread to the general social media gravy train, and then someone posted an AI version, and Jimmy Turbine got a contract at the Sheep's Inn, Las Vegas for a whole season and bought himself a stretch limo and ........
  24. ........declaring Panama the original Palestine and set about ousting the Panamanians, and turning the Hamas Palestinians around once again to march in the opposite direction, this time for a permanent homeland in Central America away from all those Arabs. She offered Don T the Nobel Peace Prize next year in return for a one time one way airlift of 2.2 million people. All was going well until the seventh day when God happened to be trying to get to sleep and .......... Update: Confucious Fong was silly enough to say this to the Mayor of Cabramatta (English was not his first language) and now they are walking around joined together by one ass.
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