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  1. ......extensive plastic surgery, done on the cheap in Somalia, which is why, at first, people gasp at the apparition of a chessboard with lips. You get used to it in WA; in the eraly days the PS was done in Bali, on the beach; they weren't going there for the surfing or ........
  2. .....popularity of Rangas on the wane (possibly due to the Ranga fire bombing of pet stores in Adelaide) it's easier just to use peroxide and distance yourself from the more extreme politics of the ............................ Always watch Cappy carefully. Astute NES readers will see he has moved out to Micronesia. (This apparently the result of Cappy no realising Turbo was joking when he said Micronesian women were the best hula dancers in the Pacific.) This post of course shows Turbo can hold on or let go at any hour of the day with ease.
  3. .....bigotry, tapestry, carpentry types who flooded Social Media with tears at the slightest change to their status. The Party had been gaining strength in recent years, competing with Pauline Hanson's One Nation Party for votes and ...........
  4. .......wing of the Labotr Party which was terrorised by......................
  5. ............"You wanna be on the Hormuz Strait Team next week?" with just one eyebrow rising. Sam had been reading Don's book "How I tell Congress what to do" and she was irritated with that little sandrabbit Liteneasy, so she ...........
  6. Turbo politely disagrees with the amateur assessment offered above. A short view of TurbineAussieInventions Inc's website shows the installation of the now ubiquitous use of TurbineDrizabone platinum engine shrouds on all 2026 machines, achieving a power increase of 26.3%, and the TurbineAkubra rocker covers made from a secret metal, which increases power by 7.365%.
  7. .......compete at the annual Quambatook tractor pull in a Chamberlain with four rear tyres and two 410 cubic inch Nascar engines dressed in a Drizabone and Akubra Hat. Turbo, always given the "Chairman's Seat" at the Quamby TP, began to day dream about his own tractor exploits in the old Super WD 9 Inter which had enough power to tow the harrows in road gear when no one was looking and Saturday afternoon was getting closer to Saturday night which is party time in every country district and beers were ordered by the keg. As Sam wiggled to get comfortable in the Chamberlain, and "Tru Blu" came over the speakers so loud that they could hear it in Pinnaroo, Sam motioned to the engine starter guy .......................
  8. ...energy not seen in many years. A few members were wearing what looked like patching, and others renewed the grumpy insults to CASA aimed at the officials who had retired in 1962. They apparently didn't know the Enforcer was Rainbow now and spent their days gazing ................
  9. .........loudest in the AUF camp [avref], where the popular charged "joyflights" usually paid for the aircraft within six months. This was the beginning of their bitter posts about CASA, which went on for decades. No one had thought to actually read the Stickers (produced by Heavenly Flower of Chungking China patched Mongrels MC (Motorbike China). How a "protection" fee for Motor Bikes could be attached to a Recreational Airctraft, would be a mystery today, but ................................
  10. .........in his patched uniform of the Mongrels added a $50.00 parking fee. This got the bike movement into a lather because, like the aviation community they like to operate and have the venue pay for the extensive maintenance and operation cost. It was the Scarlet Harlet people, who ........................
  11. ......each venue had to hand over 80% of their takings to T-Prick, or have the tent set on fire. Payments were made promptly and T-Prick were doing well until .......
  12. Another view of the event - buses for the partners (Photo; Ockert le Roux Photography)
  13. ........the future of politicians, the Reserve Bank rate, and various horse race results were worked out, all under the Comforts of Turbine Catering Inc. who had quietly beeen supplying bigger and bigger tents and .......... The recent event shown here setup in a paddock with plenty of bike parking.
  14. ....agreed this would stop the bulls because they didn't know who was left and who was right.....14 yos...but the bulls didn't care and .........
  15. ........"bully for you!" Two of them punctuated it with machete slashes at the air. The one in the Audi froze, as it's interlock cut out the ignition and sent a message to the local constabulary and Public Order Black Cars (and they can fight!). He tried the starter over and over again, but noting happened except the sound of approaching sirens. The only escape was through the paddock, and without thinking they all jumped the fence and ran from the red and blue lights. What they hadn't notice was the twelve corkscrew-horned bulls bearing down on them, intent on ripping their guts out ......................
  16. .and every week on the TV News you'd read about Longhorns being burnt by rival gangs in stolen Audis, but one day a group of 14 yos in a stolen Audi with a flat battery were rounded up by one of these Longhorns with corkscrew horns. It was a bull, a bull that was sick of Audis burning his cows. He got the 14 yo with the cvrew cut and ......
  17. ......three eyeballs eh. It spread to the Longhorn Cattle which started to grow wooly hides, and their long horns grew in spirals. They were said to produce 30% more beef and that triggered demand. Turbine Livestock was selling them by the thousand, with the Rodds Bay Cat Farm being converted to "Mammoth" as TL called them. Turbo was dressed up as Colonel Turbine, from the ancient lost valley of Megalopolis, where he had found baby mammoths wandering without ther mothers and had taken them home to breed, and he had more .......
  18. .......if you didn't get the contents into a stainless steel container and fit multiple biofilters within 5 minutes the outcome would rival some of Russia's worst nightmares. The TIWWWW did the only thing they could and sent all the drones into enemy territory at once all had landed within 5 minutes and slowly started to froth.....................
  19. ........Trumponian and likened to the meteoric rise of Elon Muck. "We've been able to use every part of the cat", Turbo said, from TurbineCatseyeMarbles to TurbineDraftExcluders.""We,ve even ...........
  20. .......Catsh!tsrUs.....your garden matters! This was a clever marketing ploy, because when they had built all the drones they realised that "Picture the power of the Pulse Jet" meant exactly that, so they HAD to buy the Scramjets from TSI. In the first trial run the aircraft disappeared over the horizon........ That was back in the day when it was legal to load salt petre into a 12 gauge shotgun cartridge to hurry the little ones out of the strawberry rows, particularly the neigbours children. Occasionally. a week or so later, you'd get a facefull of BBs when you were out ploughing.
  21. ........marginally greater firepower. One percenter was offering Loyal Wingmen at US$30,000 per hundred, The Don River Rangers (DRR) ordered ten thousand, and 30 days later a package arrived in the mail, quite heavy, with One thousand kits, one thousand mini pulsed jet engines and a coil of No 3 fencing wire for the electronics. It was more than..............
  22. ........The Blotchy Red Empennage Aviation Baron (BREAD). He was the talk of FNQ eh. This caused .........
  23. .........Medicine Man, he painted it red. After reading 136 pages about radio interference when they are painted, he sprayed it with paint remover and left it in its raw state, which made the aircraft................
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