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the-now-totally-confused-fugitives-jumped-into-a-jab-and-took-off.....................AFTER-them-cried-the--Major-major.....................Dont-worry-said-nana.....I..............

which-he-then-uses-as-a-reaming-tool-on........................Now-this-has-got-the-two-middle,,,eastern-fugitives-in-all-kinds-of-problems............................

used-thru-bolt-.............................alas-the-fugitives-had-now-got-tmo-as-prisoner-and-are-threatning-to.....................................

Bombs,,,,someone-say-BOMBS----cried-nobu-as-he-bolted-for-the-door,,,,,,this-caused-a-general-uproar-amongst-the-major/majors-miner-majors/rats-and-all-went-charging-for-the......---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------..........................

lost,,,10million,,,but-were-legaly-right,,,,,,,,,,Yea-but-you-cant-blame-casa-for-winning,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,someone-would-have-lost-their-job,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,said-Nobu-the-halfwit.....................

velly-funny,,said-nobu.....imperial-CE--err-emperer-thingy--sounds-familiar----I-remember-when-i-was-told-to-do-the-kamakasssi-thingy---he-didnt-ask-anyone-then-either-but.......

My-hands-hurt-from-trying-to-start-my-ruddy-zero........................

elratto-to-take-fishing-on-his-yamaha-powered-drifter-floats-----What-did-you-do-with-my-rods-he-yelled-as-he.......

Plane blocks brisbane runway ,airport closed any info?

Well our fearless leader [whats her name ]just showed how they dont plan things to happen the way they want it [snigger snigger]re,stabbing kevin in the back.

....instead of ringing the scramble bell ,i,ll just fart ah,that will get em in the air fast.Suddenly everyone had to do a flight check,there was lightwingys drifters and all sorts of flying sabots with lawnmower engines heading for all points of the compass,bloody ell said elratto start those apu,s i,m going to ...........

There was an incident in south africa i think, A707 lost and engine or both engines off the stb wing ,major fire burnt most of the leading edge away ,,still managed a full stop landing at a airforce runway somewhere........

Theres no way those southern hoards can beat us now, picking bits of gravel from his hair [he got too close when testing the apu,s] We,ll fight on the beaches/on the hills and valleys.........We shall never surrender!!!! Arm those aircraft men it,s time those southens learn,t a lesson.:chill out:You could split the air with a knife as the group assembled for the briefing...........Righto you men this is what we are going to do....................

A man was seriously injured Friday, and another man was lightly hurt when an ultralight aircraft crashed into the backyard of a Nes Tziona home.

Magen David Adom emergency crews arrived at the scene of the accident and evacuated the two victims to Assaf Harofeh Hospital in Rishon Letzion. The inhabitants of the house were unharmed.

Nes Tziona mayor Yossi Shvo said that a fire erupted inside the house as a result of the crash.

The rescue services said the accident appeared to have been caused by a technical malfunction.

Ultralight aircraft typically weigh several hundred kilograms, fly at slow speeds and can carry at most one passenger in addition to the pilot.

Only a few days ago, the Civil Aviation Authority issued a new directive which will effectively ground more than half of the country's 175 ultralight planes, including all the newer models.

Ran Bag, the head of sport aviation at the authority, ordered all planes weighing more than 454 kilograms to be grounded. Israeli Ultralight Sport Aviation Association head Avraham Kimchi said the Civil Aviation Authority was taking precautions after an ultralight plane ran out of fuel in Rishon Letzion, but said that the directive addresses only one of many issues raised in the investigation. This happened in Israel...................

But Sir Nobu and Elratto were busy ,they where testing out the mini guns on a vampire fighter they got cheap on ebay [they couldnt get an engine for it ,so somehow loxy got them two apu units from a couple of 737,s that where laying around]Maybe we can register it with raa, Hey Nobu whats the latest weight increase ,it must have gone up again its been 6 weeks or so ??Suddenly an ear splitting noise got louder and louder as something approached the flight line holy sh%$# said the minor major it,s.......................

A swelte sexy alluring lady ,and had to fend off those tv blokes before they...............

The show did great guns highest ratings for a decade,but by this time hubby was out of hospital ,he straight away went charging down to........................

sides again................

:stirrer:Hes suffering breathing problems,,,,she sat on him!!!!!!!! crushed lung broken ribs ruptured spleen. his wife was mortified so booked herself into jenny craig rehab center--------The manager of the clinic called all staff to a meeting,now this case is unlike any we have had before when she arrives ,paul you drive the forklift and glen hurry up getting that wall down so we can get her inside......................

Daly waters in nt great bush pub and isolated ex bomber strip with aircraft wreckage still present motel at pub and feeds c/van park with camping.....Also world war two hangers and old qantas hanger

Wife says to husband,I want 5 grand,he says what for? She says a tit job...Husband thinks for a while than tosses her a roll of dunny paper and says,rub that between your tits for a couple of years. Hows that gunna work?she says,,,Hubby looks over at her and says,,,,,Worked for your arse did,nt it...................................

Yea that far nth Queenslander mob are multinational in status [ask 3out of 5 people and they will be deep cover operatives for the southern hoards under cover of a HOLIDAY ]These spies are happily photographing all airfields and military instalations. Why would you come here for a holiday,asked the minor major,high humidity flies ,mossys,sunshine more sunshine ,coral trout protected turtle soup ,mangos everywhere along side the road the great barrier reef i hour away in a boat [15 mins in a chopper from hammo]

.......the mongol liked to chase plastic as they took off down the runway [he was last seen hanging on to a jabi flying to waggawagga]..............Meanwhile the minor major had a minor problem to put to the major major,...........Major major should we mount the secret weapons onto our attack aircraft now I have them lined up here ,[as he glanced out at the flight line [there in all their glory sat lines apon lines of himaxs koalas ,drifters ,saddler vampires jackaroos tyros,and a big collection of hills hoists and victas that had been collected in a war drive]along with a few scouts as well,[well use them for cap patrols over montpellior]................I,v also got one of those legetti stratos things for a fast recon machine said the minor major to the major major............[...it fitted the plastic exemption clause ] But turdy wont fly it sir ,he keeps mumbling about........................

but she was to be disappointed,the jackacricket was grounded by the thoughtless act of the rat ,as he looked at the piece of main wing in his hand ,she,ll be right CRIED Bull who,s got some duct tape?.......Turdy could you grab the shower curtain for us mate cheers Now loxy you grab the no8 fencing wire and the pliers . After 20 minutes of noise and mayhem there emerged from the hanger the............................

He,s serious about being museam piece contact coloundra air museam they would want to have a look.....