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What a load of codswollop this was a raa trained pilot in an ultralight aircraft registed or not of cource it should be investigated and acted apon by raa, just because they changed the name does not change the fact that this was an ultralight aircraft.Licence or not he should be made face the laws of our sport [remember when raa was called :shock horror: Australian ultralight federation you know ULTRALIGHTS not cheap regulation dodging plastic cessnas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

were known for their rich smell [a bit like turdbro feet]......................

at the flames that had appearred from under his seat.............................

not to mention jumping mavis.......or ......knocking off Sir Nobu and co who have taken sides with that evil witch in brisbane [she thinks FNQ means @#$%^&*(&^%$$. (*^%#$$%%^Queenslanders] Ithink i,ve got my old 303 buried somewhere,cried the Major .Call out the old guard ,lets see if we can get those old centurions going shall we ?

When me and a few mates were picking tomatos in bone, we used to drink ourselves silly .Now there was this pub called the Merinda Hotel ,This place used to go off ,but the females where pretty rough,some of them could pick 200 buckets a day too,but you know after 6 stubbies things start looking better .....................

Well now,remember that night at the pub ,with the topless barmaid ....................let alone friday night at the blue oyster ......and you want me to......... .

as the locksmith approached [aviation term ]she started looking like his wife ,Oh NO he cried i,ll even clean out the ss he said to her, [in a soft coooing way ] just get me out of theses locks before the rat comes back out please..........................

Just then,a jingling noise was heard ,as it got louder and louder ,the rat scurried under the house turbro was hideing behind his f16, and loxie [Well he was just being loxie]started grinning and clapping his hands together......................

But apon reflection El Ratsack decided to...................

[not that theres anything wrong with blue oysters]its the green ones you have to be carefull of.......................

fixem up ,screw them down ,nail em club..

a mass exodus from luna park occurred [very nasty place in st kilda] i dont think we will have enough staff to keep up ,,;the manager of mc,donalds cried' [seedy place on st kilda road] what will we do...............

Now ratsack is planning on a spectacular new year stunt, he has attached a couple of rato bottles for a midnight vertical climb.Turbro said " but ratsack what about the.............

,,,,,,,meet up with elratto at the......

Bring out the pudding with with those two cherrys standing up proud on top,Meanwhile Sir Raticus was trying to get out from under the xmas tree [he had been tangled up amongst the tinsle and presents for a couple of hours now]How the hell did i end up here ,he said. Turbro said ,Dont you remember what you did last night raticus? You where playing with nanas...

good one guys merry xmas to all bloody funny:roflmao:

see that nana i had it installed after the raticus incident[see casa report] plug it in there and you,ll see what that nice man from telsra gave me......

a branch of the Blue oyster club called coloured mollusc de lederhosen which snapped up mcjocklovocian for their leading act so we have a bit of...................

pacifiers,he goes all quiet and gets a glassy look in his eye .Several minutes go buy in complete silence and then..................

use this method.[developed and tested in dandyrong] to levitate ourselves onto a different plane and escape [any plane will do ,drifter/gazelle/lightwing.......SirNobu cried out---------------------...........Mal have you seen my fish net stockings? .I,ll need them for the..................

your eye way]But now Sir Nobu and malcom frazer where stranded at that little motel outside Waggll Wagglll/The call girl stole all their clothes/wallets/phones/car.........Now what do we do "cried mal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Calm down Mal shouted Nobu........... .. Mgyver would find a way out of this?????he thought.......................

fields of peanuts,next to jo and flo private airstrip at klingeroy. This caused premature[middle age term]cracking of the....................

doing the dump and burn [it makes it easier to........................

the stolen lear used earlier in this this story......

piece of old rope tied round my................................