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  1. First flights could possibly go somthing like this.

    After initial take off and passengers settling in, an announcement over the PA system states

    "Ladies and Gentleman, welcome aboard the inaugural autonomous rocket assisted flight service betwen Heathrow and New York.

    Our flying time today is expected to be just over 1 1/2hrs duration.

    Such are the advancements in aviation,that everthing is fully automatc, therefore not necessitating the need of a pilot on this aircraft

    As you settle back and enjoy your flight, you can rest assured that all systems have been rigorously tested, retested and tested again to ensure that there's not the slightest chance that anything can Go Wrong! Go Wrong! Go Wrong!

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  2. On 03/09/2023 at 5:27 PM, old man emu said:

    They are trying to do exactly what is being done at Bankstown. Turning what land isn't absolutely essential for the operation of aircraft into warehousing. I'll take a few pictures of Bankstown this week to let you see what is going on.

    The size of one particular wharehouse Beijer Ref in the s/w corner looks almost big enough to have a new runway built on it's roof.

    What a crying shame from how things used to be.

    New structures going up everywhere.

     

  3. Dave and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked
    as aircraft mechanics in Heathrow Airport
    One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the
    hangar with nothing to do.
    Dave said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!'
    Jim says, 'Me too. I've heard you can drink jet fuel
    and get a buzz.
    You wanna try it?'
    So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane
    booze and get completely smashed.
    The next morning Dave wakes up and is surprised at how good
    he feels.
    In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects.
    Nothing!
    Then the phone rings. It's Jim. Jim says, 'Hey, how do you
    feel this morning?'
    Dave says, 'I feel great, how about you?'
    Jim says, 'I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?'
    Dave says, 'No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover,
    nothing. We ought to do this more often..'
    ' Yeah, well there's just one thing.'
    'What's that?'
    'Have you farted yet?'
    'No.'
    'Well, DON'T - cause I'm in Athens '
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