Why I became a pilot

[skippydiesel]

[facthunter]

How do you Know when a Pilot is in the room? Just wait a While and HE will tell you.  Nev

[facthunter]

Women need security, which generally includes of the Financial Kind. Aeroplanes are one of the best ways to become/remain Poor and if you are a careless Pilot, you won't be around long either.. Nev

[Marty_d]

Ah, so include "...and I have life insurance" in the pickup line.