The Never Ending Story

[turboplanner]

.........their days at the Bogie Primary School where Bull regularly wagged school, preferring the local Billiards Room. No one knew but Krissy had been given a pair of cheap binoculars when she was 11, and would scour the hill below the school, see Bull turn towards the BR, and report him to the teacher who would saddle the horse, ride down and walk in with a reiding crop, clearing out the billiards regulars for days. The skills of Observation and disposition of troops set Krissy on the stellar path she leads today. 

 

We ask NES readers to exercise discretion and not tell anyone about this, but Krissy often hires the trawler to chase down drug dealers. The TurboDrifters find the drug boats, and Krissy's Marines lock them up. The wto are often seen together as the trawler comes in with it's catch, Bull at the helm and Krissy sitting on the poop.

 

One day .............

 

 

 

 

[Captain]

17 hours ago, turboplanner said:

see Bull turn towards the BR, and report him to the teacher who would saddle the horse, ride down and walk in with a riding crop, clearing out the billiards regulars for days. The skills of Observation and disposition of troops set Krissy on the stellar path she leads today. 

This event made history, dear readers, as this was the 1st time that Krissy took her Box Brownie and recorded the teacher detaining bull ..... and it is a matter of law enforcement history that what became known as "the great billiard room detention" was the precursor of modern arrests at airports with media attendance .... and even at 11 she was "hot" and wore a Cadbury chocolate as a medal (see evidence below).

 

17 hours ago, turboplanner said:

We ask NES readers to exercise discretion and not tell anyone about this, but Krissy often hires the trawler to chase down drug dealers. The TurboDrifters find the drug boats, and Krissy's Marines lock them up. The wto are often seen together as the trawler comes in with it's catch, Bull at the helm and Krissy sitting on the poop.

 

One day ......

..... their relationship blossomed as their eyes met, just before bull's eyes wandered down to where they usually did (many ladies took offence at this, but bull also had a lot of success), and he .....

 

Her initial medal ..... but the chocky is a bit stale by now.

Edited 9 hours ago by Captain

[turboplanner]

..........made a crude lunge.  Unfortunately for Bull, Krissy misjudged it as an attack.

Krissy had been trained in the NSW system at the Doubtfire Unarmed Combat Centre. {DUCC)

Long term NES readers will remember the late Constable Doubtfire driving down Bayliss St in the Divvy Van picking up drunks, and the "CLANG!" they made when they hit the front wall. Krissy had been taught to do the same if any resistance occurred, so it was second nature. Bull found himself flying backwards towards ........

[Captain]

15 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

Bull found himself flying (missedavref) backwards towards ........

... oblivion, until he realized that the word "flying" (avref) had been used and this was an activity in which he possessed extreme skills, muscle memory and ballet expertise.

 

So, he deftly pirouetted, then demi-plié'd (made famous by Demi Moore in and the fillem "An Officer and a Gentleman") and he .....

[turboplanner]

.........escaped the rabbit killer extended by Krissy.

However, he had been too clever by half because "The Boot" (c) Turbine Police Training Academy) hit him fair in the Cods (fishref, AUS) (fushref, NZ).

Bull howled................

[Captain]

12 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.........escaped the rabbit killer extended by Krissy.

However, he had been too clever by half because "The Boot" (c) Turbine Police Training Academy) hit him fair in the Cods (fishref, AUS) (fushref, NZ).

Bull howled................

...... like a Fraser Island (or whatever it is called now) Dingo (or whatever they are called now) that had ....

[turboplanner]

........been grabbed by a Ranger (or whatever they are called now), who shook him like a ........................

[Captain]

19 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

... been grabbed by a Ranger (or whatever they are called now), who shook him like a ...

.... rag Kurdaitcha man (or whatever they are called now) who, in response, pointed his bone (or whatever they are called now) at ..... 

Edited 6 hours ago by Captain

[turboplanner]

at Krissy, but missed and hitOne Track (or whatever he is called today) in the membrane (or whatever it is called today.) severely inconveniencing him for several weeks every time he tried to....................