The Never Ending Story

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

She'd noticed some big sheds surrounded by high hedges and white painted fenced paddocks right next to the stream which was happily running down to bulls canning facility.

 

It was only after a social media campaign by customers saying just bull was P!ss, that bull rushed up to the brewery and .......

.... realized that his Equine operation (a partnership initiated by bull with an Arab Sheik and a Russian Oligarch, so there are therefore AK47s in every stall), was draining all of the horsey runoff directly down to the just bull concoction joint/Brewery ("Brewery" is a fancy term used by Turbo for what in reality is a tap, a hose, a few pots and pans, and a 2nd hand canning line).

 

This gave just bull what many considered to be a unique flavor and bull was keen to retain that advantage, save that tetanus is always a risk in horse poo & downstream products, but bull evaluated that risk and found that he could .....

Edited Tuesday at 09:40 PM by Captain

[turboplanner]

.........mitigate the tetanus by adding three drops of Ivermectin. Turbo used to feed Invermectin to his cage birds to eliminate worms, so he was a but surprised, but he figured a worming couldn't be a bad thing for the nightclub set.

Cappy's mention of the Russian Oligarch, brought back some uneasy memories for Turbo. He used to be an Oligarch too. Luckily, with prayer and treatment sessions from his psychologist Georgio Thanamopulos, he eventually began to lean a normal life, although.............

[Captain]

..... because the Thanamopulos family were the brickies that built the Tower of Pizza, George was the ideal bloke, as a psychologist, life coach and part time Melbournistan cabbie, to help Turbo with his leaning.

Not many people know that in Vicmanistan, leaning a normal life is not what it used to be, and that is why Dezi left his job as a full time Sunday School Teacher to also try to lean a normal life, and look what happened to him.

Turbo's time in the Sovereign Citizens movement was relatively short lived, as he didnt have any more gold coins, and he leaned a bit too hard to the .....

Edited yesterday at 05:27 PM by Captain

[turboplanner]

Carlton side and Spaghetti Junction side.

However he pushed onward with the belief of "Lean left; Lean right" and this won him many .......

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

Carlton side and Spaghetti Junction side.

However he pushed onward with the belief of "Lean left; Lean right" and this won him many .......

..... new Sovereign Citizen friends, and quite a few female admirers too, as when Turbo leaned to the left, the ladies noted that he dressed to the right (like a counterbalancing pendulum), and when he leaned to the right it flipped over like the bob in a grandfather clock ..... but with Turbo being the stud that he is, it was more like a cross between a metronome set on fast, and a feisty 8 ft King Brown trying to escape a snake keeper's bag.

 

However, it was Georgy T that then introduced Turdbro to the darker side of Melbournistan society, when they threw a hijab over him, went into the western suburbs and proposed some .....

[bull]

On 01/04/2026 at 8:10 AM, Captain said:

Cappy apologizes for interjecting here, but having been contacted by numerous interstate and overseas NES readers over the past few minutes, I wish to make the following points:

 

1.  While Turbo has admitted here to following the "Maccas" principle, I must stress that he has not been investigated nor indicted for following the "Epstein" principle .......... although, on reflection, I do need to disclose that Tubb does have a PA who is the daughter of a Mossad agent.

 

2. Turbo's latest post would appear to confirm, thankfully, as it had been suspected/asserted by some of his detractors on Wreck Flying, that Tubb was not Dezi Freeman in real life.

....................and to get back to the story! Turbo now faced the dog head in front of him whilst thinking about hitting up Xi to host the inaugural JUST BULL flying machine competition [LONG OVERDUE AVREF] of intrepid ex ................

[Captain]

1 hour ago, bull said:

....................and to get back to the story! Turbo now faced the dog head in front of him whilst thinking about hitting up Xi to host the inaugural JUST BULL flying machine competition [LONG OVERDUE AVREF] of intrepid ex ................

..... AUF types, all of whom were wearing their Wreck Flying cravats and their AOPA boxers, but while that did look to be a bit of a w@nk, all were thankful for receiving the hundreds of thousands of JUST BULL sponsorship dollars, which allowed them to ......

Edited 23 hours ago by Captain

[Captain]

And ..... with its usual tight discipline, the NES is now back in 2-story mode.

 

No wonder this site is more popular worldwide that the Joe Rogan & Sam Newman podcasts combined.

[Captain]

Financial Results just released a little before midnight on Easter Thursday - Record results have been reported by Turbine Extra Sharp Machetes P/L, and also by their sister company Turbine Machete Bin Fabricators, Painters and Distributors PLC.

 

During his comments, their Chairman, Turbo, advised "These results signify that free enterprise capitalism is alive and well in OZ, as we were able to find a solution, after creating the need, in a manner somewhat similar to Pfizer and Billy Fences, and a recent pandemic or two." Then he added with typical Turbo candid humor "But we are pretty confident that the paint won't get knocked off the inside of the bins by machete blades, so there should be another quid to be made, as they will be resaleable in future as Vinnies Clothes Bins".

 

Edited 1 hour ago by Captain