.......good place to disappear. Of course, many of those who disappeared, had no idea they were going to disappear, and this was a very useful feature of a trip to the Cayman Islands, especially when the the potential disappearee gleefully accepted a free trip to a glorious Western Caribbean island destination.
Of course, one doesn't have to visit the Cayman Islands to just disappear, as Harold Holt proved to us. Returning to the talking prawn story, we have learnt that one night, whilst boozing heavily with bull, the talking prawn let slip that he actually was Harold Holt.
Bull was stunned at the news. "How could this come about", he asked the prawn. "It's a long and convoluted story", the prawn sighed. "You recall how the story got around that I was picked up by a Russian submarine? The story is true - and what's more, few people know, that at that time, the Russians were way ahead of the Americans in the field of transmogrification.
It was all to do with their skills at spying, and being able to turn oneself into whatever shape or creature one desired to become, to trick the enemy. Unfortunately, the night I stepped into the Russian transmogrifier, some drunken fool had left the control setting on 'prawn', and of course, the rest is now history".
Bull was even more staggered by this news. The Russians possessed fully operational transmogrifiers, and no-one has ever found out? An idea formed in bulls mind. What if he...............
(and dear NES readers, we have further evidence of transmogrifiers, many thanks to Bill Watterson, and Calvin & Hobbes, below......)