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...... from the dark side, and by judicious use of the force you should, Luke (who was a Planner from the Alderon branch of the Planner family [more a puss filled rotten stick it was] that .....
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.... the empennage of any aircraft, while simultaneously creating looseness in the lower empennage of the pilot. The end result being ....
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..... GIO (God Induced Oscillations), which can force .....
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..... locals still wanted to debate how $50 billion per year is not enough for 3.8% of the population, however Bluey had an appointment that day at the Marumanjumup Sperm Bank, where he had been told that several attractive nurses were employed. "I'm here to get my tank drained" he said to the receptionist on his arrival. However once the procedure was explained to him in detail, he was reviled and disgusted. "My body is a temple" he said "Don't you have somebody that can help me get 'er done?" "Fraid not" replied the receptionist " All we can offer you is a copy of the Heavy Haulage Monthly magazine, in which Turbo gives his infamous interview about Tank Drainage and Self Maintenance of the .....
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..... a coniptionicious rage and stamped his feet, such that he almost stepped on his poodle, and also on Jodie's cat, which would have hurt a lot and would have needed an NDIS .....
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...... a provider of "Special Services" under some obscure rip-off clause of the NDIS ...... and she bulk-billed, because she did it a lot. "If I found one of those nurses to have of my very own, I'd marry her" commented Bluey "And while that would likely kill me, I'd happily ........
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.... impressive group of medals from the Khyber campaign, includes the VD and scar. However, on a more serious note, the ailing Ron was taken to a .....
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.... the irits" said Bluey "As I know Ron really well, and he has certainly been pretty crook, although I'm not certain that you could say that he .....
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.... Broken Hill Wino and Druggies Cooperative, who, given the popularity of gay 60s effemera in Broken Hill, could now only find an occasional thong at Vinnies or at the tip. "I don't like wearing thongs" commented Bluey "As even when you wear them the right way around, they still chafe your .....
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..... flag and the rather poncy looking 6 ft high sparkly good ruck Chinese cat, with the rather gay waving paw, and the appetite for 50 AA batteries every 24 hours. This all just has to be a .......
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..... flee money. We give flee money, just rike Arblo." "Bugger that" said Bluey who had just come out of the pub for a slash and to see what the noise was all about. "We've got enough leaches and mozzies, so you can stick your cash for fleas." "No, you dipstick (he actually said "dipshit" but Cappy always cleans up his posts in case his mum reads it). We mean lots'a yuan for flee, and a .......
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..... Thingys, he ran that Department as well as he has run the Country since. In other words, the Department of Air Thingys (the DOAT) was f#@&$d, and ......
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"G'day to you too mate. We don't stand on ceremony here, mate, so it's up to you and the only request that we make is that you miss the 2 crop dusters and those couple of RPTs that are dicking around in the circuit". "No wuckers" he replied and cranked up full throttle to .....
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.... ing from Choppers (avref) which often get caught in the trees, so most often Zero Nets. "Thut's close enough" said Dame Jacinda as she flew (avref) off to Davos, where the cocaine & hookers reminded everyone of that special commemorative Fly-In (avref) in W, when .......
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.... bunnies west of the fence, and BumThruster kits all but sold out (even after the factory in Southern Cross doubled production, and the Lithgow Large Arms 20 mm cannon factory reopened), based on the fun to be had strafing rabbit warrens with 20 mil cannon fire. The W Cockies welcomed it because they all loath wascally wabbits, until they wealised that ......
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Congratulations to Onesie for the use of such a word in the NES and his single-handed effort to raise the tone ....... It is great to see that such terms have eventually made their way over to W, even against the prevailing winds.
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..... Jack Brabham also took part of, and that won him the .....
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..... ever put one in the rear of a BummThruster. "I would" said Harry, who was able to get the Imp engine sounding like a mid-engined V8, and whom Cappy had watched in admiration while sitting on or under his struggle-rug, with various young ladies at Oran Park, when ..... The Lefoe Imp, going like a cut cat at OP
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..... asked him to move the Hillman, as the AUF had a reputation to protect. "But this is the very car that Paddy & Turbo drove in the London to Sydney" he replied. "And it looks it too" replied the AUF official who drives an AUF supplied 911, and didn't want it devalued by a .....
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....., but on the 1st one, the bit that looked like a dunny role holder, fell off on the taxiway and punctured the port side tyre on the 2nd one, which, due to RS weight and balance calculations, then nosed over to experience a propeller strike and a resultant bent prop shaft & a buggered crank. The owner of the 2nd "aircraft" was pretty crank-ey too, and he .......
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..... there was some past the use-by-date PVC tubing which had been out in the yard in the sun since 1985, but which was cheap and on special. While talking with a Buntings technical specialist in the tubing department, Team Member Doubtfire (who was working her 2nd or 3rd job) thought deeply about his question and then advised "PVC tube is much stronger than the equivalent size in alumaminamumiam, or even 304 stainless, and PVC is totally unaffected by UV light, so I'd say you are on a winner, flyboy". Because Doubtfire had a good set, and agreed to have a coffee with him at the Buntings Coffee Shop, he accepted all that she said, bought the job lot, and he ........
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..... a seat that did not have a hole in it, followed by a bent piece of metal that could conceivably hold a dunny roll, but was actually for ..........
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.... welders with the ethos "They are only Truckies + they are only Mextorians, so you have to expect to break a few eggs if you want to make some omelettes". This also worked well as the lead-in mantra for his other moneymaker, the CT Cooking School, which is held in the 3-acre outdoor play area at the Men's Shed (The shed employed a switched-on accountant & had cashed in on Julia's free school shed program, after the Men's Shed had been renamed the "DG Madrassa of Peace, Understanding & Bombmaking" for 3 months until the $5 million shed grant came through). The trainee truck welders and cooks had a lot in common and always had lunch together out under the Julia Gillard Memorial Shelter Shed, when they often discussed the .......
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..... , and it is little known that Rosie is OT's nom-de-plume when contributing to the forums (fora?) on the AOPA, AAPA, OZALPA and the SAAA websites, such is OT's desire to inform all other pilots of the benefits of living in W. (Turbo, on the other hand also contributes jewels of knowledge to those Fora, but he does it just to p**% them all off, same like he does here). While DG Trucks does indeed designate "Dangerous Goods", it is also little known that the CT has a sideline building them in a production line in the DG Men's Shed, as a sideline to his Advanced Welding Course (This has been invaluable in providing practical lessons on the issues around the failure of high tensile steel after welding [and after all what are a few fatalities on the expressway out of DG, when they are only Mextorians] when welders need to be taught), where he ........
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..... giggle at the major eastern corporations like The Turbine Corporation and its titular head. After all, in W they just have to walk 25 m off any road to find gold, and to top up their bank accounts ..... nobody in W actually has to work, other than to pick up nuggets. And if a W person is doing a DIY concreting job they can get their sand from within 2 m of where they are standing. (Bunnings still cannot work out why the sales of sand are so depressed in their Trady Section). The free availability of gold nuggets has, however, caused ......
