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"Why he wearing pigtairs?"

"Haw, maybe he Chinese too Ah Lock"

:spruce_up: Ah Dat's better!

"Not you too!" said Aki, we know Lat always smell, cause that's where "I smell a Lat" come from, but that not nice - they do dat all time in Barby?"

"When you pranning Domo" began Taka very craftily, for he was the navigator "which way you go to New Britain"

ditDot was sucked right in. "We used to be called New South Wales" he patiently explained, "not New Britain"

Tak screwed his eyes up into sloits, in fact he screwed them sop far he became inscrutable. "Say New Guinea then" he said

"Why would you want to go there?" asked ditDot.

"We running out of coconuts for Bowls Club Counter meals" said Taka.....

"Domo, you be careful there" said Aki, "you getting velly crose to rine"

"Sratiphaltfast must be asreep"

"We not trying EAT you Domo, that propaganda put out by Ben Chifrey to scare popuration into stop praying cards and ristening to Blue Hiws"

"Wana fry a Zero Domo?"

"Who this Domo?" asked Aki

"Don't worry," said Shin, he just Queensrander, Queensrand not worth bombing"

"Better we go look for Shearers"

"Then they took us to Batcheror and Splintster's ball in Coota" said Nob "Man what a hoot, we all got smashed on Bundy Lum, then we leally rearnt what it means to get rucky. We ..........

"...found key to Bigworthy's Cheeter, and frog the clap out of it - dive bomb here, dive bomb there - we bery good at that but.... when we try to rand.....NO FRAPS, so dent here dent there, we flew for wrong time rooking for Carorine, but she always in next town, then parked Cheeter to watch Ute work - why they go round and round? That way never get anywhere. Anyway we pull oil hose off Bigworthy's engine, he make two heroic randings, but can't go on forever, now he working to buy new engine, maybe should have bought Mitsubishi Ladial...."

Nevertheless, from the back of the compound could be heard a Japanese guitar thingy and a chorus singing

"Crick go ther shears boys, Crick Crick Crick. Wide is his bro and his hands move quick"

"Hey XXXXalot, tell Lat Director's Cut of full Sride show coming to Logga Logga next visit - all 7 hours - he be berry happy man" said Aki.

"And, speaking of shearers, said Aki "we Japanese made friends with Australians very quickly because we could cook and they couldn't.

"They said they would take us to town Saturday night and dance with shearers, even maybe get rucky.

"We couldn't say anything, maybe get shot, but we not like idea of dancing with men who have beer guts, not to mention smell of sheep, AND WE SURE NOT WANT TO GET LUCKY WITH THEM...."

...and eberyone depart area....

.."Ah dlats!! Seclet out...no more pletend to be czech, celt, germanic mongrel bred." swore Ahloh. :patch: "...thought had wide eyes fooled thah eyes got like this from too much sun and self amusment. Now learn not so.." :Disappointed:

"AKI, you done it now - you wake up spilit of Ah Dlats!" said Shin who was angling to take over this operation.

"OK, we dless up as Dubbo Parks staff" , said AKI, whose other name was Teflon.

"I have bad feeling about this, what if GPS fail?" asked Taka

"Taka, let put this way, you still better off than coming other way with destination noseondeck" said AKI

"But we have to go back to wooden houses, man and cart, sailing pirate ships" said Taka

"You worry too much" said Aki, we give you new Canter Guts to drive, you be big tough man in Tokyo"....

Thanks Reverend, think I'll follow your advice.

"Prease excuse" said Michio, "Serected incorrect photo of HIGHWAY ONE Bikie

"We are ... looted"

“…., how he find out about Brue Gum, said Shin.

“He putting in an order for vegetables and ask where he get good meal in Cowra” said Nob

“You Nob, Nob, now he see when we reave restaurant for escape” said Shin.

“Hitch a ride with that bikie out to the market garden and cut some bamboo shoots.

“We’ll soak them with Brown Bros Muscat and that put anyone to sreep.

“And Taka, don’t forget to put out sign” said Shin

“Brue Gum big problem”, said Aki

“Now have to look out for Ah Locks. He of oriental descent – Chinese – (all spat on ground), here photo of him.”

“Shin, when they all in Lestaurant, you go down street and grab 4WD” said Aki, and one more thing; only stand on red G Spot on wing, because Jabaloo only made of fibreglass and your foot go straight through otherwise.

“What is fibreglass?” asked Michio

“Ah, just Australian version of Lice paper” said Aki….

Oops.

Rooks rike the Tulbopranner and the Lat have crossed posts .... just rike ......

..ancient Samurai walking along this avenue in Imaichi pranted in 1625 AD, however Turbosan's ancestor used aruminium post, on this occasion, better proposition.

"Please Excuse Captain san" said Turbopranner "I mean jumper, woorry, to keep engine warm.

"We not have jumper REEDS in war, can only start with clank handle"

Darkcastic say "Why not put froats on Jabbaloos then we can go straight to beach house".

"Not necessally", said TurboSan, "We never put Zelo's on froats........ /QUOTE]

 

"in past, rand on decks....nose first.....

 

"Why Darcastic want froats?" asked Turbosan, "she busy randing on hot dry earth

 

"Darcastic should post herself" said Shin "No not post herself in retter Box, post on website as Michio gave him a quizzical look.

 

Michio was as thick as a brick......

Nanna thought, smiled and responded "I'm gunna ................

"...see what's going on here" she said entering the hideout, only to be greeted by four ex Geishas.

"Did he let one go?" asked Nanna holding her nose "Two!" said the geishas, so Nanna got the hell outa there.

"This the plan", said Nob "Pay attention to attached photos as we go.

"When pirates all in tin shed having dinnner, drinking, we grab four Jabaloos, repaint green to look like this one, but be very quiet - must avoid man called Captain (he not real Captain, just impersonator like Elvis impersonator). He pretend to be Rat, but you look picture and see four hands no feet. He walk up walls, and quickly grab nuts.

"Shin, you need grab four jumpers becaise Jabaloos never start when cold, not like Zelo (general laughter).

"After take off head for Fuji San, then when you get to Tokyo we'll meet up at Dad's beach shack"......

"We'll call it a Jabbaaloo" responded Shin as he renewed aquaintainces with Nann "And we'll ............

"......lent them in lows ebery time there is a major function" he said.

Well you will persist in flying a plastic shopping bag.

Hit the net Oz, I'm sure I saw a story about another aircraft about a year ago, possibly a biplane with an electric motor.

Also, it would be worth checking the Solar Race site, and contacting one of the Universities which enter the race.

The car motors are made very light to reduce rolling resistance, but if too big and heavy, the talent is there to come up with the right size, and the project may interest some lateral thinkers there.

The next option is to add solar panels to extend range.

I went through the rules for this year's Darwin-Adelaide Solar challenge and found the cars have had to be speed limited to 130 km/hr, and designed with the driver in a more upright position to create more wind resistance, indicating the technology being used is really starting to show promise.

However, in Captain's case we know exactly what he meant, and he wouldn't want to keep a record.

QWERTY the last thing we need is you falling out of the sky because control surfaces were overloaded and something broke. MUCH MUCH better to let an aeronautiical engineer have the exact story and do it on a theory basis.

The easy fix is to really get it into our subconscious when below flying speed not to open the throttle unless we have checked we don't have full flap

"What this Wagga Wagga clap?" asked Nobu. "It's .............

" ....nothing", said Aki, fearful that his weekend visits may be uncovered, not to mention the unmentionable.

"It go away after a while" he said hopefully....

Nhill or Naracoorte may have some - they are only short hops, but may give you enough range

"We will have such fun" said .......

Akihiko as he addressed the small Cowra Breakout group.

"No Ret's see" he said "Four Jabiru coming - that will make good bonfire, fibreglass burn very well"

"I get padrock" said Shinichi who'd read about the fire at Bundaberg.

"What about Gazelle?" asked Nobushi

"Ah he berry berry srow, not get here intil next month" said Akihiko.

"What is Skyranger"? asked Taka who'd only ever been trained on Zeros.

"It made of scrap beer cases" (history, history), said Akihiko, "Maybe we put in chipper and make compost"

The brave little band of aviators was in for a big surprise when they reached Cowra.

.....who had been delayed due to a long search for his rubbish bin this morning. "At first I thought I'd been ratted" he said, "but then found it was just mouseplay."

"this Rotary Axe Committee sounds ominous" he said to the Rat

"sound like they intend to get us with a high wing, if the low wing runs low on rivets"......

Dear Thump,It all stemmed from an honest attempt to respond to your question, but got twisted by the use of a search engine with one thing on its mind.