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Posts posted by Marty_d
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She probably looks like Amanda Vandstone with pigtails. I saw a documentary on phone sex once, it's amazing what a size 20, 50 year old woman can earn while painting her kitchen.Mines in Swedish, No idea what SHE says........but I'd LIKE to meet HER
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Hmm, bit confused as to why someone thought that was funny.
Any sheet metal fabricator will have a bending brake that'll handle 2.2m easy. Just today I visited my local sheet metal worker to do the 21 degree bend on the lower trailing edge skin.
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Wasn't Sally, was it?On the weekend there was a skydiving woman who landed in a moving mustang (on purpose)... Crazy
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New word for the dictionary!don't you mean you had to oogle her tooOogle: To google celebrities in the hopes of finding images of them in a state of undress...
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I had to google Miranda Kerr too. That was about 2 hours ago. Damn, there's a lot of pictures to get through.Sadly, I had to use Google to find out who she was.rgmwa-
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Caption: "Red Army tests new miniaturised butt-mounted jetpacks"Reminds me of the Chinese version.[ATTACH=full]25064[/ATTACH] -
Surely someone could manufacture lollies shaped like sycamore seeds. Problem solved.
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Instead of lollies, maybe we should do baked beans, carefully washed of the tomato sauce of course. (or if you don't like the crowd, still in the tin).No lolly shall have as a constituent element any:-1) preservatives, whether natural or unnatural
2) sugar, or artificial sweeteners
3) anything that has been shown at some point in time to be an allergan to a human somewhere
4) No Lipitor (ABC showed it was bad!!!)
5) product that can be shown to have contributed to global warming and release of carbon dioxide
6) NBN...cause that simply costs too much and besides a wireless lolly will do just as well
Phew....silliness over for the most parts for another post!
Andy
Because as Tony Windsor said, "Do it once, do it right, do it with fibre!"
How about using popcorn instead? It wouldn't take any eyes out, and it'd be funny to land the plane before it hit the ground.
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There's the solution. Just open a few kilos of coke and powder the crowd, everyone will be happy. Might cost more than a few bags of Allens Assorted though.Dust them in opium powder beforehand so as to ease any pain....-
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Spirit of Tasmania cruises at 27 knots. If you fly a zig-zag pattern over (and slightly ahead of) it, then you've got a guaranteed pick up if you ditch. And it's got a fully stocked bar to assist recovery.
Just sayin!
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Guess it'd take too long to tie a little parachute to each lolly...

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Although it looks like the world's lowest low pass, it's actually a belly landing at Amberley...
http://www.defence.gov.au/media/download/2006/jul/20060720.cfm
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I always prefer a beaver.This one, and the one under the spinner, operate out of Victoria(capital of British Columbia) on Vancouver Island.Took the photo of refuelling after our sightseeing flight. Great stuff, but I would have preferred a Beaver.Pud

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Should be carrying another one on the other side to balance it out!
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Good work HITC. I re-read some Biggles books recently just for fun, and from memory I think one of them involved him taking an S-38 on an adventure to South America.
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How about this?
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Agree about the undercarriage layout. Too many other compromises too. If you want something that drives well and flies well, buy a car, a trailer and a plane.
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It's even better when you're in a hang glider. I remember one topless sun-bather who didn't notice me until my shadow went over her...Our bus driver who takes us to Roma from work, was telling us about a bloke who used to fly over this ladies house in Chinchilla every afternoon. Apparently the lady likes to sit outside in the nude and have a glass of wine every arvo after work. He didn't say what kind of aircraft in was. But hopefully for the pilot, it was a slow one.
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Maybe Campbell Bjelke-Newman will extend them to ultralights... if the cops see three of you in formation you're gone!Don't ride into Queensland or Can Do will have you in Gaol for 25 years. Just what all you nasty bikers need .Naughty naughty Nev -
If the Earth stopped spinning there would be a hell of a lot of bad effects (complete loss of the magnetosphere for starters, which would allow much more solar radiation to reach us, killing pretty much all surface life on the planet).
However it would not stop gravity, which is caused by the mass of the planet and not its spin. So the good news is, while you'd be dead, you'd still be on Earth.
The more important question is, if you were travelling at the speed of light and turned on your headlights, would the light from them be exceeding the speed of light...?
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I did the same thing in 1990, only the price was $5,000. (And it wasn't new). Regardless of the investment value though, I don't regret buying the VFR750 over the Harley, I had a hell of a lot of fun on that bike!
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Do they? I've never bought a packet of CEO's.
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Mmmmmm... Spitfires....


Gandhi
in Aviation Laughter
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I just read that out to my wife. She sighed and said "So all pilots tell daddy jokes..."