bull

35 minutes ago, Captain said:

...... latte, me Cray Industry equivalent of a Gumment pension, and me own Personal Assistant?"

 

bull, who also wanted a Personal Assistant to clean out his pipes during lonely nights at sea, replied ".......

...ffaarrk that me Marky mate ! NOW GRAB THAT CRAY POT AND BAIT IT UP ya lazy slow piece of sh#t and swab that back deck and get the next pot ready and never ever  QUESTION NOR DEMAND ANYTHING FROM THE SKIPPER ,,,,,,,Rules of my boat are this....Rule number 1 :The Skipper is always right!  number 2 : If Skipper is wrong ,refer to rule number 1 ok....!!!  The skipper is King and any thing i say is LAW ok? got a problem with that?  Hmm How long can you tread water mate,,,,,hmmm???,,,,C,mon grab a handful of that 5 day old bait and lets get fishing.....,Now Marky stood up and said.......

3 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.......apologise for Turbinia's behaviour and his poor performance as a parent.

It brought tears to many loyal NES readers and even emails from President Xi and Ho Chi Minh himself.

President XI (a growing friend of Penny Wong) "

，好伙计，我们再次在南沙群岛喝咖啡时，工作做得很好吗？"

and Sino-Australian relations moved another step closer to Australian crayfish dudes getting $1,000 per cray.

 

OT had noticed .................

...the rising market and contacted the well known mariner Bull to manage his fleet of cray boats he just brought. The sun was just above the horizon as bull inspected the fleet,"These pieces of %^$@ are...............

20 minutes ago, Captain said:

.... strike her in that special vulnerable spot on the side of her temple (I am told that you could clearly hear the bones shattering) where David pinged Goliath (ref 1 Samuel 17) with his rock.

 

Turbinia went down like a .........

...submarine and then................

30 minutes ago, Captain said:

..... (not OUR beloved Captain) responded that "Yes, they are fairly similar, except that one used to be run by a horse headed cocaine sniffer and the other has a Senator that is more like the other end of the horse."

 

He then continued on by saying "Listen mon Premiere Officer, just remember that as flight crew provided by Airbus, we are supplied by the European equivalent of the TSAPS group, which is run by Turbinia, who had been sent to Europe after that terribly embarrasing indiscretion in Canberra, and who is now having a torid affair with the head of the European Union and also with the wife of the boss of France (Turbinia has shown that she must be AC/DC/BC/FC/GC and every other C .... NTTIAWWT) ...... so as well as being kept pretty busy, Turbinia also has to ..........

..has to live with the constant jibes about her "beam" [if ya get what i mean 👌] And now she has the fact that amongst  the NES there seems to be a payoff to achieve the "first class member " title! Re: Bull Turbo and the Captain are much more prominent members of the NES then the now famous "OT" who somehow gained superior rating above other members and i think this should be addressed by the "New censoring bureau"} just a thought!.............Now back to the story,,,Turbinia now flew into a uncontrollable fit of rage and lunged at Turbo who just managed to............. 

18 hours ago, Captain said:

..... that said "Hey, g'day to the AUF dude that is flying in Class D, as usual, at 45 knots ..... if you don't bugger off we will have ASIO exercise their carroting discretion once you land, and then we will have CASA take that carrot and use it to ......

.subject you to all kinds of ...............

On 29/08/2024 at 12:05 AM, Captain said:

..... criticise bull's rebellious movement.

 

bull did make a couple of errors early on, as all members were required to have a "Don't Step on Me" tattoo and also the logo on the empennage of their aircraft.

 

As we all know, bull is very polite and there was a bit of a mixup when he asked his VP to arrange the logo, so instead of a rattler with the words emblazened, they had 5000 stickers and 2000 members with the below tattoo.

 

The organisation ......

 

 

Could be messy,,,just saying......

14 hours ago, Captain said:

ESTEAMED COLLEAGUES. I also agree with the inplementation of a "Monitor & Watch" status on Turbo's membership, as he has always been a bit of a worry, even when he was not so forgetful. MODERATOR 3

....And there you have it !! The deep state has infiltrated our NES and are now censoring   members,,next they will take our........................................... 

5 hours ago, turboplanner said:

........telling as, like lightning he pulled a dagger from the folds of his Chinese dress (WBW was one of the few Chinese who never put on the blue overalls let alone took them off), and struck at CT's heart, but CT didn't have one (like many people from the north). This allowed just the nano-second CT needed to unleash the 222 Brno where it would do the most damage.

 

However, he breathed in just at the wrong moment and ..............................

 

.............and caught a whiff of Wun Bung Wing,s BO and nearly suffocated as they dragged him past.........

7 hours ago, Captain said:

..... and he strode outside with his cap at a jaunty angle and with his usual confident strut, that is so well known on levels 2 or 3 of the pokie floors at the bone rissole.

 

The French crowd went crazy. "Bis, bis" they yelled, so old bull, ever the entertainer, turned and ......

.said in almost fluent French ,,,,

Merci pour votre soutien mes amis,,,Maintenant, où est le bar...the crowd roared and surged towards the bar slapping Bull on his back saying ,,

Cet homme qui a fait preuve d'une telle habileté et d'une telle audace était étonnant alors que vous commandiez cet avion, monsieur...Bull tried very hard to hide the fact that he could not really.............

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

....outdone by bull who.......

.....layed on her/him/it/whatever.....  ,  one of his best Bone rissole perfected [Mavis} kisses and proceeded to................

28 minutes ago, Captain said:

.... Jabba le Hutt, who had been the centerpiece for stunningly successful Olympics trans last supper.

 

While Turbo has always been well known for being partial to stunningly beautiful ladies of ample proportions, this was .....

.pushing the envelope [avref] into an unknown realm that...............

On 24/07/2024 at 9:53 PM, Captain said:

..... all major broadsheet newspapers being printed backwards to facilitate reading by mollydookers, Molly became the most popular female name for yuppy parents (with Dooky just outnumbering Turbine, which was still very popular for boys), and the Catholic Church implemented a policy of belting all righties across the knuckles with a ruler to convert them to lefties.

 

The popularity of .....

.of these beltings soon had a que of degenerates all dressed in tight black leather outfits, [even Turdy could be seen down the back wearing an old outfit from the blue oyster days] all waiting for a "nice " belting [some even sticking their arses up in the air instead of a limp wrist.This caused a ............

8 hours ago, turboplanner said:

...Emanuel, whose sister had a cousin who had terrible skin cancers from sunbaking on the Rock of Gibraltar every day. When asked .....................

.about the benefits of "catjuice" Emanuels sisters cousin explained that since she had been using "catjuice" her cancers had retreated but,her   are getting bigger and................. my....................

4 hours ago, turboplanner said:

".....and they don't smell either."

This was an unhelpful remark; correct medically but an adverse leading comment in marketing terms because although they didn't, people will think they did, so Turbo kicked Tony in the icicles and went on "...............

 

.....with the task, now after 150000 cats he had enough "catjuice" to power a......

6 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.........bork attack parties or even borking pool parties which required ......................

 

 

Turbo apologises for his short posts; he has spent the night farwelling the bros at the CFMEU farewell party where he was thanked personally by JS (THEMAN!) and given some friendly advice not to talk by some of the other starts of the outgoing Union.

.......much more thought when deciding what to wear! Now it being so long since Ahlocks graced the pages again the NES was somewhat ................

9 hours ago, Captain said:

..... made Turdy envious because his involvement in toons has, to date, been limited to his driving of the red 'Vette in order to run down yellow cones ..... see below.

 

Turbo longed for his excellent & scintillating service record to be recorded on film and he .......

 

 

 

 

.............and he smashed into them with abandon ! ...This soon had a small crowd of protestors protesting for the preservation of the yellow cones society {POTYCS] ....they where aghast at turdo,s treatment of the poor inanimate yellow cones! ........[he had murdered a few earlier in the day trying to demonstrate his handbrake turns] an egg splatterred on Turdo,s windscreen and suddenly a...........

15 minutes ago, bull said:

.................from one miss truth to another throughout the entire 4 and a half hours of diatribe he unloaded apon them!! So that is why the " Ratty and Turbo up the Kyber " Written by this fine young lady was soon banned in...................

many countries but,,,,was ironically made into a cartoon about Ratty,s adventures up the Khyber Pass [under an alias of course....] Now this........

9 hours ago, Captain said:

..... the opportunity, & the ladies, and locked them in a bungalow ..... not with nefarious intent, but just because people tend to always bugger off when Ratso gets somewhere near the most interesting (sic) part of his stories (a bit like your grandfather locking neighbours in for a slide night to show them all the zoos that he visited around the world).

 

Cappy, being octolingual was able to get through to both ladies simultaneously in their own native lingo, and the girls were rivitted (one was like Onesie and had apparently only been rivetted once previously) so Cappy's story went .....

.................from one miss truth to another throughout the entire 4 and a half hours of diatribe he unloaded apon them!! So that is why the " Ratty and Turbo up the Kyber " Written by this fine young lady was soon banned in...................

On 04/07/2024 at 1:47 AM, Captain said:

NB .... South Pacific is also very popular with Captain bull, whose favourite song while driving the blue fishing boat is "There Is Nothing Like a Dame" ...... even more so if he has been ladyless at sea for several weeks.

NB....And as the rat knows well old Bull never ever had a short period without the female attention! So the Homophobic insinuations will have to cease! Beware because there is much much more interesting NES history that certainly poses question on which side of the fence old Turdy and the Captain may have "allegedly" engaged in some lewd immoral conduct that might require further examination and publication!!!  ................

On 05/07/2024 at 9:58 AM, Captain said:

.... will also involve a contingent of .....

......these lovely greeters that Bull had organised ,and the night soon turned into...........

12 hours ago, Captain said:

.

.... but such a thing is just a mere detail to Captain bull, and as usual he set about quickly addressing the issues that he could control by following the most valuable rules in aviation (avref).

He applied the most proven mnemonics ...... Eyes outside, and then he considered ......

.................these new fangled ipads and that strange magic from the sky "GPS",,,,and whilste Bull waas swiping and sliding and opening etc the aircraft had started to..........................

15 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.....a good case for delivery in refrigeration ships rather than dangling from an aircraft.

bullmarine products inc. made the big stepup and bought a refrigeration ship, registered in Panama

where the registration fee is only US$9.76 per year and no insurance is required.

 

The Captain's Cabin (not our Captain) was luxurious compared to the little trawler, the ship had a half - good engine and so bull reversed the old tradition of Tea Clippers from China to London and registered bullmarine P=clippers LLC. and did the rounds of the trawlers each day, finding them by using his trusty Drifter and sailing to China every tenth day..............................

........................and soon had such a market that Bullmarines fleet had grown exponentially within a short period of 6 months ,The fleet now consisted of 9 fully refrigerated seafood hualers,12 container ships and several rig tenders and ocean going salvage tugs. Having given up fishing , old Bull had taken on one of these fine vessels and began scouring the oceans for stricken ships ,and soon gained a reputation to rival the best.....On a dark night 340 nautical miles off the South Cape of Africa a very large container ship {Not a bulls marine vessel} They  had blown a piston and was taking on water from broken cooling system pipes.   ,Bull soon had the {Esmerelda}  [one of his best latest ocean going salvage tugs }     up to her maximum cruise speed of 23 knots and was soon on site and began to........................

6 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.....press a button on the trawler and run to the stern where a very unusual Drifter, with wings closed had been parked on a ramp ready for him.

This wasn't your normal Drifter with the flapping and sometimes clapping wings, it was amphbious and that's not all; it was Submersible, and that's not all ........

..it even had a coffee machine! [Bulls addiction to coffee was well known from all those long dark rough nights at sea].Now this drifter was the latest version powered by a ford capri v6 that Bull found in the back of a shed. The climb rate of this machine was................

17 hours ago, Captain said:

..... the island had been named after bull because of his participation in that despicable episode, where he had been caught out, with his tongue in the .....

.peanut butter jar at the Australian open players snak room.   Now Kad Kad island was renowned for the ferocious cats that had mutated after escaping from one of turdys farms. But way back in the islands past an episode so despicable had occurred that had................... 

On 30/05/2024 at 9:37 PM, Captain said:

.... but when somebody developed the sniffles in Padua, it became evident that as well as designing the wing X-section for the F35, Leonardo had been messing around with Gain of Function Research and the Isosceles were equivalent to Pangolins in 2020. (In the GOFR lab, Leo was known as Tony Turbine the twerp and the Turbine family still denies his involvement to this day).

 

The Isosceles were also regarded, back in the 1500's, as akin to whales, where they were used to produce perfumes and oils after wringing them out before they were taken to the market to be grilled.

 

As a strange twist of fate, which doomed the Isosceles to extinction, AGIP had found a way to use them to make 2-Stroke oil and it was this oil that enabled the V8 BlueHeads to reliably produce the extreme HP that they did.

 

The only issue was that ........

.....someone had discovered that the gain of function research had actually been started way back in 2021 on several of the Turdine industries cat farms in Tasmania!! Now the Tasmanian Government had got involved and issued a warrant for Turdy himself. Of course this had made Turdy...............

2 hours ago, Captain said:

..... because he is, indeed 35, .................. when measured in cat years, .............. however this revelation by the good Turbo is slightly incorrect as the Skipper was not referring to the abreviation for a parachute. Crappy was thinking more about the s.........

.shit that had caused at the blue oyster bar on Saturday night !! My god screamed  OT as he ...........