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1 hour ago, onetrack said:

.....innuendo that this Capt Cook, who was very fond of relating long and involved personal stories about daring and dangerous military exploits, in long-forgotten conflicts, was nothing more than a...........

.......paper tiger [AVREF ,,,long overdue to!] re:"Paper tiger" is a calque of the Chinese phrase zhǐlǎohǔ (simplified Chinese: 纸老虎; traditional Chinese: 紙老虎). The term refers to something or someone that claims or appears to be powerful or threatening but is actually ineffectual and unable to withstand challenge. !...Now this announcement cause a ripple of disent all alone the............ 

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

......at times feels like jumping off Kahekili's Leap but in recent years as soon as Turbo lands one lot of old boilers throws Leis and other things around his neck at the airport, screaming "DO THAT WAIMEA BAY ELVIS SCENE TURBO!" and a dozen or so head out to the Leap hoping to catch Turbo as he ...........................

 

 

.scoffed down he viagra and was  in his prime. But unrest was in the air [avref]amongst the fair maidens who had started to ................

11 hours ago, turboplanner said:

....Gina Rhinehart.

Turbo had become nostalgic. As a little boy he had been taken to the Mangalor Airshows where it wasn't unusual to see 50 Ultralights take off in the first 50 metres of the cross strip and fly down it at six feet and 15 wide, banking on to the main strip (leaving a couple in the paddock beyond).

 

He was there that day when Pierre Airbus visited the Show.

 

Not many people know that the conventional control yoke in RPT aircraft was a problem. Airline pilots with fat legs had to retire early because they couldn't achieve steep rates of bank.

 

Pierre was excited to see these Australian Ultralights in action, and was offered a fly.

 

Scott Winton, unaware that Pierre, a brilliant Design Engineer, had never actually flown an aircraft, gave him one of his new Jackaroo Side Stick Control aircraft.

 

"Mon Dieu!" Pierre exclaimed on landing (and not because he had soloed on his first flight), "theese solve the probleem of fat legs, nes ce pas?" and from that time on Airbus aircraft have always had Side Stick Control. For this great invention he sent Scott a selection of French Cheeses and .............

.......and some red paint which was used on Bull,s second jackaroo and was quite striking too.... Now this...

4 minutes ago, Captain said:

..... and Barry wanted Turbo to sing "I've got to get a message to you" while Morris crooned "Tragedy" and the other one wanted .....

.nothing to do with..........

Just now, bull said:

This was my first jackaroo,and my second [side stick control]

.or  rotax dealers around here, as his 503 disintegrated somewhere over.........

17 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

......(and we are talking about the Bull now) was enjoying the beautiful flying characteristics of this ancient (going back to the days of Mangalore) machine. You may find yourself flying one wing down in a jackaroo, or skidding slighty as you flew your chosen heading, but that was nothing compared to its climbing ability, or perfect landings in any weather.

 

Turbo had flown one up the Gibb River Road and was only limited by the fact that there were no service stations or ....

 

Winton Jackaroo lined up on its runway.   Source: Aeromedia/David C Eyre

https://aeropedia.com.au/content/winton-jackaroo/

 

This was my first jackaroo,and my second [side stick control]

8 hours ago, Captain said:

...... テタクルズ" he said with sadness and a voice that was slightly higher than usual.

 

The townspeople .....

 

Hey bull, old friend, we are over here waiting for you on page 875.

.found it strange that the :Bull: was seen leaving town in his jackaroo looking over his shoulder. The steers warning loud in his ears Bull was not...............

On 26/10/2024 at 9:55 AM, Captain said:

NESers will note that Cappy, ever a kind soul, is graciously ignoring the fact that his good friend, bull, may have skipped 10 or 15 posts at the last change of page.

 

..... Southern Cross, asked Onesie (who is notoriously and conspicuously straight) whether he was interested in a Sigmoidoscope type Rump Check as well, and this is a well-known LMBTQBBQ way to suggest that consenting adults might ......

 

OT is even more straight than this:

 

 

And this:

Disclaimer:  Bull has been advised by a higher authority that his last post IS FULLY COMPLIANT with the posting rules of the NES as it is changing and :continuing the edit of a NEVER ENDING always CHANGING story..................[just my rant for the day]

On 23/10/2024 at 7:13 AM, Captain said:

....... the hands of Onesie and bull, who claim the SIs are SIlly, SImple, SInister, inSIgnificant and are human versions of SIgmoidoscopes.

 

But not only that, they are ......

................... on par with  the also detested casa Fi,s who whilst ramp checking the parking area at.............

13 hours ago, Captain said:

.... when one's relatively new super dooper laptop, also with a SSHD, goes tah-tahs with no competent computer whiz within 400 kms, and Crappy unable to speak technical Spanish.

 

So crappy is back on his steam driven laptop, in order to keep the vital NES vibrant for our thousands of lurkers.

 

But that's ......

.another story altogether,,you should see him trying to work out a new..............

On 30/09/2024 at 10:55 AM, Captain said:

.... asking for trouble (and extortion) because Turbo is also known as "One of Melbournistan's most colorful Racing identities" and is the basis for the Harry Strang character in the Jack Irish series.

 

The reason .....

 

That's Harry in the centre. Same look, and height, plus the Turbo fake limp from his so-called war wound. (Cappy was providing security when that photo was taken and many people remark on how much he looks like a young Guy Pierce).

............he had won an old nag in a bet and raced it . Now this was just before the great Horse replication scandal and........................

6 hours ago, Captain said:

....... tumbled to the fact that Cappy is a craven ......

.A sort of smoker and enlisted the aid of the internet to ...........  

7 hours ago, turboplanner said:

....open laughter.

Turbo scowled; he had supported these jounalists for years;played cricket with them, dressed them when they'd had too much to drink, and even written their stories for them when they were laying in the back rooms of the Melbourne club paralitic, bet when he started to tell them the story of the 7.62 they were moved to tears.

 

Yes, it was true there were no rifling marks.

 

The senior officers were the first to leave their posts when the edrvishes started ti win. Turo calulated their mathematical advantage at 1.04:1 so the best he could hope for was to die like a herol in 14 months and three days.

 

He had to change that ratio so he started filing the rifling down in the barrel with an old nail file lent to him by Mata Hari who lived down the pass with George Hari her uncle.

 

Night after night he filed until his fingers bled. Night after night he .......

 

.continued until  a few days later ,when a new scandal arose after a video from the late 1980,s surfaced of Turdy and Ratty aka Capitanio/captain flying small dangerous ultralights in Australia with similar rifling on the old 303,s left over from the Kyber Pass fitted under the wings[disclaimer: the validity of any names and facts presented in this arrangement have NOT been fact checked and are liable to some if not all being true  or being BS] Now this video was very hard to obtain but the resolute old Bull brings the goods for your pleasure...https://studio.youtube.com/video/7hGY8Qjx-Fg/edit       .........The antics of these flyers really upset the..............

11 minutes ago, Captain said:

.... that Turdo & his outstanding capacity + endurance be cloned, like Dolly the sheep, but we want about 20 of them so that we will be certain to be .......

..............breeding only female children [as so far amongst the 45 children he has already spawned on the island there is no males,so they believe he will only produce females so therefore is a sought after commodity.] .and advancing the tribe on the global scale.  Turdo gave a slight gurgle and cough and looked for a way out, then suddenly a rotax at full scream could be heard as OT came banking [avref] around the corner in his seaplane and landed and taxied up to the beach. As the aircraft grounded a massive roar could be heard as...................                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               [Turdo,s harem with a sex prisoner wearing the yellow hat in the background sulking cause  he has also run out of viagra] 

1 minute ago, Captain said:

And there, dear readers, is one of the great and amazing things about the Wreck Frying website and Forums (Fora), and noting bull's loyalty to Onesie, it is clear that we all stick together and provide support for each other, no matter what.

What are mates for old Ratty????

3 minutes ago, Captain said:

...... Prince Andrew, Bill Gates, Bill Clinton and 20 others as mentioned in the Epstein Island flight (avref) logs.

 

"Those 23 will provide the same copulatory capacity and enthusiasm as one Turbo" Turbo explained to the "attention" seeking lady, as he .......

....suddenly found his feet bound in vine and 4 of the before mentioned crusty members had taken him for their sex slave and dragged him off into the bush ,the sat phone left laying on the sand. We are not some backward simple tribe my man ! one of the crustier members stated. We know the Quality of these imports you seek are very inferior to Turdo! Now we demand................

5 minutes ago, Captain said:

However, OT is already 5 hours into his flight (avref) heading over here, in the hope of getting some of the action.

I'm sure the crusty "big"members of the tribe will keep him busy ,lol

6 hours ago, Captain said:

Sorry Red. Both bull and Turbo are notoriously uncoordinated. 

 

..... Panama, where Cappy is located at the moment.

 

Cappy, ever the supporter of sex starved female native populations around the world, did his best to ......

 

A photo from the Panamanian jungle.

That is not Cappy, nor is it on of the SS'd ladies.

..........to appear impartial, as a small fight began when a rather large and crusty version of the tribe began demanding more "attention" then the young nubile members from Turdo. {and as his supply of viagra had run out ] he had to call in reinforcements with more supplies, So out with the sat phone and straight  onto the speed dial for................

5 hours ago, Captain said:

Dear Red. Welcome to the NES. Are you perhaps related to those 3 blokes in the top photo in bull's post a few above, and does your 2nd name start with an I?

.Just for the info of our esteemed NES members This tribes location has been a very well kept secret amongst Turdine/CApitinano/Bovine conglomerate head members.And will not be disclosed on a public forum 😉

3 hours ago, turboplanner said:

............file for Cook, Capt. James VIII missing ............

.............amongst a tribe of sex starved female natives in the massive jungles of.........

On 14/09/2024 at 12:12 AM, Captain said:

This sure got the attention of the LAMEs Association, but was a bit of an issue .....

..amongst the Indian {bottom photo ] community and the Indian [top photo] about cultural misappropriation and deceit of [decent]avref   .Now as this war was starting to brew Turdine industries could see an opportunity to make a few bucks and............ 

3 hours ago, Captain said:

..... a couple (perhaps a few) consecutive losses are still acceptable provided they are not industry leaders or Forum/NES luminaries.

 

However, the Minister for Aviation (avref) became a bit concerned after lunch & 2 bottles of red one day, when he had his wobbly boots on, and a question were asked of the Gubbermint in Parlment, which highlighted the .......

..........the appalling accident rate of these inflight instructor transfers, This practice has been........................

4 hours ago, Captain said:

..... selected a large tub with crushed nuts and caramel sauce, while the Dervishes preferred ....

.....:dervish !Now Cappy had just about returned to "normal" [if there is such a thing with Cappy] When out on the field OT had just pulled the stick back to "rotate [avref] ps: [could never really understand why pulling back to climb is called rotate?  I,m not about to turn around at lift off!!!] Well after everyone had their fill of icecream the war began  anew. Suddenly the sound of a rotax with a fouled plug could be heard approaching at full throttle from the south . The crowd of ice-cream lovers all scattered in all directions and Turdo began to...................

47 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

Fifteen cops shot him with rubber bullets, Gas Cannistered him, Tased him, belted him and he was bitten by a Police Dog.

..Now for months afterwards he has shown a tendency towards leather and tight pants muzzles and leads  and such , and whenever he hears a siren he would do these weird..................

5 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.......gown flying his Drifter. He could afford to do that now. He’d read about forum members using Drifters for cattle mustering (or saying they did), so he started “wave running” - looking for feeding crabs all gathered round a catch. He’d then call the trawler in and they’ d throw the net over the lot of them and then.....

.the bloody greenies got involved,now all on the NES would know of Bull,s distain for greenies and he.........