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  1. from the horizen[avref] and the subsequent landing was a sight to behold and surprised Bull and Cappy as [Turbo] attending anything was a bit strange as he has always had an aversion to shows and such since about 1959,as after a young ringer [believed to have been a very young Turbo]at Cloncurry in Qld back in 1958 at the local show was chased out of town,,,now the story goes that the ladies abulution block had no roof so our cunning young ringer got himself a 44 gallon drum and positioned for the best spot near the showers and began his voyeor/peeping tom career. Well all was fine until one lady looked up ! then all.............
  2. My dear Cappy ,you are correct on the sticker issue but you must have forgotten that the add was when i was employing old mate Turdo for the other side you know ,,wink wink so it kept everyone serviced and happy,,,good days they where ,,,the days of the blue oyster and cappys leathers and turbo,s fetish with f16,s so i think the matter is settled to all parties concerned and we can call the subject closed . 😎
  3. .which was being driven by a well known media personality in cognetoe/cogneto/ @#it in disquise fuck it you get my point. Now this person was suddenly..........
  4. ....nor worry about his shoes being tyed as he was wearing thongs at the time ,,Now spelling not being bulls best strong point he found it is prudent to reply to our dear Cappy [in other curcumstances is known as Herr Capitan which for legal reasons can not be written] that to deftly imply some doubt about our Bulls straigtness or such is deflametory and does serious harm to Bull,s mental state . This slander must cease immedietly and a retraction issued on that published comment {refer above] as it is seriously effecting his ability to engage in concourse with thousands of others via social media etc and effecting his ability to earn a living being a ostracised member by your slander so therefore you and you alone will face the results of your own actions . This is a legal notice from
  5. This caused an uprising in the NES and new contributers where hovering [avref] over thier keyboards frozen in fear of being attacked and demeaned for continuing the famous NES and keeping it alive. This was uncontitutional and is threatening the very fabric of the NES by not contributing ,but attacking those that do!! Hmmmmmm,,,,,,,,,,,,anyway Mavis was surprised when turdo revealed his..................
  6. attention and rolled over and as he did his large................
  7. by the devilish creature apon Cappy,s skin. It had come alive [cappy,s toes after the transformation] and manifested into a..................
  8. the narrative and deflect that maybe Cappy being called a "rat" [which happens a lot as he is a rat,lol] and maybe was trying to .......
  9. and bumpy road for the NES and now we have a mole amongst us,,,,,,,a petition was started to employ Sargeant Doubtfire to persue the offending member who is reporting posts from the sacred NES and has broken the secret code of members and whoever it is should be.............
  10. ...and this was beside the fact the GBRMPA custodians [owners] of all things that swim and sting at stonefish bay lodged a criminal investigation into the shooting of a protected species[ out of a cannon causeing fatal injuries to the fish apon impact. Now this got the attention of the local greenies and animal lovers and it was ...................
  11. trying to copy Bull,s 10 feet altitude antics. They even tried recruiting Bull as his permanent instructor [life saver] but he knocked them back because they flew Jabiru,s . So old Cappy jumped in to the deep end and said ,,i,ll teach the p#$ck ,he will either learn or .......................
  12. anything,but it could suddenly stop working [like epsteins] and something very serious was about to occur to...........
  13. NFI,,,,,,gmf................
  14. arthritis and should ensure that............
  15. .leave that up to CT9000. As old Ct had just graduated from the Casa school of left handed screwdriver course [which was really reallly hard for him as he is right handed] to screw them with and also passed the BTWBS [Baffle them with bullshit ] exam this he was really proud of as he has always been a bit of the bulls#$t master. Can i join said........
  16. the legality of displaying loose womens attire apon an open to see [from 10 ft anyway] clothsline ,and also the legality of having a hen house above legal height and the pig pen thing in a suburban enviroment without council approval is a whole different bucket of S#$t all this was exposed by the Karen society of Australia [KSOA]. Now all this caused such a media frenzy Bull quietly slipped away unnoticed from the evil casa. Ha ha said.........
  17. .and as all these everyone else where not even on the roof ,nor even in the local area and the attempt to blame an "ultralight " for a work place accident caused by the loss of attention to safety by said workers by attempting to obtain a better view of the said Voluptuous blonde below .. Well said said Bull ,that was a bit out of line [a bit like the Biden mob] trying to deflect blame on an innocent party [the ultralight and it,s operator and the whole ultralight community] to deflect from the generally unsafe practises of tilers on roofs as this is not a new problem ,[it was even worse back in my day ,what with mini skirts and braless loose tops of the 80,s ,,great days] So old CT9000 decided to..................
  18. .declining numbers of members of the greens ,the standard was even lower then last year which was.........
  19. The lowest they had seen for 40 years,thats because all the crooks where too stoned to steal etc,[pot being legal and all] and the woman,,,,,my god you should have seen what that cloud and the radiation did to the women.This did nothing for Turdo,s sex addiction classes ,,,[he had been ordered by the magistrate to attend for a month after it was found out that Mad max was infact turdo in drag and after the affair with Doubtfire and the publicity and negative image he had created for pricktoria,s finest] ,,,,,,So he and his classmates [Bull and Cappy] decided to...............
  20. an .....and Bull was forgotten as the tension between the two exploded in a massive display of lust between Doubtfire and Mad max,,,,clothes where thrown in the air and the public scene that unfolded even shocked Bull,[which is never easy to do]and as the spectators watched the naked exercise develop into a full blown.................
  21. Amazing how that old thruster could land in 40 ft and weave its way around all the crashed jibarus and litewings and all the other plastic junk lining the runways today, and with the prop being so high it also made it easier to................
  22. look to those present,,,and departerd the scene ..................
  23. that chairman dan would not notice them all turning over their coats,to show bright yellow safety vests under them ,and a whole new protest was born. Now ofcourse vicpol where not too happy about that ,BUT under the new safety first protocol of vicpol it was thought better to use leathal force this time [danny boy could be heard muttering "no rubber bullets this time boys sort this out once and for all' ,strap those surplus twin 50,Cal,s one each side ,,do it now he chanted or i will make it a mandate and you wont have a job.....Now this angered the police flyboys no end and they decided to............................
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