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  1. BREAKING NEWS;;;;;; The NES dunny read paper now reports a new scandal involving Turdine ceo Turbo and a paid fake news media individual with secret stock holdings who posted fake reassurances that the islands will not sink.[tell that to Greta !!]and under cover recordings allegedly the ceo of CT Industries and Turbo conspired to defraud the fine New state of Tazzy by using shoddy sand and coffadams and sub contracting out to old mate Chairman Dan,s civil earth moving division.The lastests updates seem to indicate that.........
  2. but no real need to worry as the sand islands being built by Turbine industries will soon sink as are the other ones they finished https://tomorrow.city/a/dubai-man-made-islands and the law suits have only just begun on those ones. The absimal island creation record of turdine industries should be investigated by royal commission and all Turbine assets should be confiscated by the New Tazzy ragime until proof of all purchases and deed changes and zoning changes made and by whom are reported in triplicate and made freely available to the public!!!!said Bull. My god said OT what have we created here..............
  3. and said,,That is they fate of all who dare to cross our sacred border into Wonderland Australia. [A new country apparently ??] Well drawled a bloke who has had some border breaking success,,,I,ll give it a bash he said . And i reckon he will too just for the clicks ,lol check out Cappy disquised as a bloke called the "million dollar Bogan"as he busted Pullachooks berlin wall. Last seen heading for the Tanimi to sneak in the bush way ah Cappy?Come on Cappy we know it was you said Bull,,but Bull was known for bull too ,so the truth may never be known but i,m sure Turdo will save us all??
  4. .insurance details for the...........
  5. leapfrogged over Cappys unrelated to the story posting , and pulled their pink tiger tank to a halt and began.....................
  6. ..to .to finally find out the origin of the........
  7. pushed Cappy out on the balcony and waiting there was a harness for two hanging down from a surplus old aussie army blackhawk, piloted by OT ,grinning madly as he looked down for the signal to winch them up. Now the crowd had seen what was occurring and started to............................. ...[a blackhawk hovering over the neigborhood tends to attract people lol]
  8. my god what is that???..Cappy started turning pink again and Turdo had seen the signs an rushed cappy out of ..................
  9. {this was of course after his full facial makeover in China ]
  10. Arrrh but Cappy ,did ye read the first line me matey!!! Major rule number one No Animals and that includeds Rats ,,,so sorry Cappy your gunna have to go Back to where you came from ah!..............Cappys eyes grew wider and the redness in his face made him look like minny mouse and he..............
  11. ...protected by the ASIO book of operations and staffing that states : No member or associate shall be impeded in entry to any <state<country ,or border under the control of the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF AUSTRALIA in any way. Look it up[ Asio code of conduct section 4 subsection 36 under paragraphe 24 subsection 2....] Now GTF out of my way before i sic the tax dept onto you alright?..............The lead Border force operative stated............................
  12. ...with the fact that as it was smoko time and Tubs had gone down for some donuts and coffee that he would have to call back later or talk to the computer and record your call for later examination ok................
  13. .................was immedietly arrested again as he walked out of the courthouse,,,this set off a huge amount of ..................
  14. .this just showed the massive resilience of the Australian designed and built old thruster,,,,,,,,, [in another life my first flight was in a T500 gemini back in the late eighties,,lol].,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,as it still managed to climb even with the 3 goons hanging onhttp://031c074.netsolhost.com/WordPress/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/akron-tragedy-e1294254969175.jpg[avref:A bit like this ] soon to be two as a blood curdling scream slowly faded out as one fell off,,,now this upset the girls no end and Bull was stumped what to do about the................
  15. .said ,,what shall we do with these specimens now ,, oh master Bull??? said the lovelys in unison..................................... [after having knocked out all the CATSA goons who where now layed out in neat rows[you know woman lol]on the ground facing the cliffs of doom]
  16. And if cappy keeps sending naughty email notifications to amazon the NES will have to restrict his ability to post converse and interact with other NES members as his .................
  17. .as the accident rate was climbing and this did not go well with the insurance companies. Now the Hackalopters operators where a pretty resilient bunch and soon rigged up an old ejection seat out of a L29 and as the pilot was upsidedown only on takeoff as the cockpit was reversed the risk of early decapitation was reduced[ just dont step out when right side up]. This enabled a much improved operator view of the area and allowed for a vertical exit in the case of an event like the one that CT9000 recently went through [condolences to the nursing home] allowing more prudent and effieceint operation with a lower cut height
  18. Turbos zero steer mower broke down ,and we used the trusty victa ,remember that day Turbo ? That was the day that you..........................
  19. and don,t forget free use of the stations hack [f16] but getting turdo out of it was the problem....
  20. and engine options, range from rotax up till rotordyne ,the choice is yours [your flying it lol] all care taken but no responsibility accepted for any reason . What ?? why can i not fit a victa ??? said Cappy..Thats discriminitory and i,ll see you in court. Now the President of the Biopter corporation[Turbo} called for calm as the.............
  21. Bull would like to state they he can NOT confirm nor deny that he is a Major in the TSDF,,,,well i could tell ya ,but then i would have to ...............
  22. from the horizen[avref] and the subsequent landing was a sight to behold and surprised Bull and Cappy as [Turbo] attending anything was a bit strange as he has always had an aversion to shows and such since about 1959,as after a young ringer [believed to have been a very young Turbo]at Cloncurry in Qld back in 1958 at the local show was chased out of town,,,now the story goes that the ladies abulution block had no roof so our cunning young ringer got himself a 44 gallon drum and positioned for the best spot near the showers and began his voyeor/peeping tom career. Well all was fine until one lady looked up ! then all.............
  23. My dear Cappy ,you are correct on the sticker issue but you must have forgotten that the add was when i was employing old mate Turdo for the other side you know ,,wink wink so it kept everyone serviced and happy,,,good days they where ,,,the days of the blue oyster and cappys leathers and turbo,s fetish with f16,s so i think the matter is settled to all parties concerned and we can call the subject closed . 😎
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