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  1. galahs for his trained bird act on main street every saturday, and big bird was overcome with gratitude for the way bull looked after his galahs[NES MEMBERS] and decided to warn him . Thanks for the warning pard but i dont need it as you can see i,m .............
  2. watching reruns of sesame street. what this has to do with aviation i really dont know except maybe big bird ,but did he fly...
  3. thought that............
  4. rewards beyond belief,,,you will be showered with woman and cash and all but and it is a big but! As the TSAD is manufactured in Poland the original time stamp needs to be changed to local time or you,ll encounter OT,s problem he never was too s...........
  5. 4 oclock,what bloody good is that?..........Turbo just smiled and said,have you checked your ti................
  6. sexual assistance device from Turbine sex machines inc modelled after the founder apparantly! Well ,said OT [a bit put out for being doxed] i have a warranty claim as the bloody thing will not...............
  7. the whole aircraft started to shake violently and there was an awefull moaning sound coming from the passenger,thinking she was in trouble he banked hard and landed. Why did you stop cried the buxom one ,i was almost there But alas was dissapointed again............at this point OT ,having seen what occurred in the air [and having a secret love of bbw,s] helped the lady from the aircraft and said ,,,madam if you would like to come over here i,ll take you fklying in my jabiru best ........ .[this happens nearly every time she lamented,never get across the finish line]
  8. and after exiting the gemini he swaggered over to the tea ladies tent [his "undercarraige " now having been restored by 7 plastic surgeons and over a million dollars..] To see what talent was around and.................
  9. Amazing,,,barely resembles a convair at all ,if you had not told me i would have gone russian lol
  10. NOW that,s UGLY.........................................................
  11. Would it be this one? Convair NC-131H After a quick research, and Simon's link, it turns out to be a simulator for how different aircraft would handle. And was useful is simulating crosswind with the fins installed mid-wing. If you already have the preliminary aerodynamic data (which won't change mid-testing) to simulate different planes, what's the point of taking that data in the air vs. a ground based simulator?
  12. ..exposure of their sub culture attached to the (NTTIAWWT) ..and this brought down a ton of media attention. Ot was seen slyly taking off and departing the area with no radio call. And Turbo was looking around like a trapped rabbit,and the rat had already climbed the fence and was gone.........The search lasted 12 day and finally...........
  13. Shown Horse DNA found in frozen meat pies from the BAMP. ... industry tests,revealed 47 have horse DNA. The FSA has asked Monolith to test the pie for bute, the veterinary drug used on horses and which is banned from food although said to be of "very low risk" to human consumers.19 July 2013
  14. ....... lockdowns, as the vitamins that people needed had diminished by "no trucks ,no transport ,no supplies ...... So the frozen broccolli used in these famous local pies warded off infection and blindness for nearly the whole part of the lockdowns from the start [except for the bit where we all got covid and shut for 2 weeks but that is another story] .and so forth had collected a very high local regard and standing in the community ,,,..That is what made it all the more puzzlling when it was front page news the next day that...................
  15. ..snip , and take one for the community sake ,,........just think of others that your status effects and the impact that that has on everyone . Plus your yellowey gooey dis..................
  16. I remember it well, so sad,beautiful aircraft and lovely people ,,,tragic day.........................
  17. .covid cases would go down if they used more sanitiser [Althought the total covid cases in Darraweit Guim was zero and had been from the start of this plandamic] Of course it will help save lives and the life of the solitary stray dog in Darraweit Guim ..Now we had betterr get all those un.........................
  18. Airfish ground effect machine was based and tested in Cairns whilst i was fishing out of there.
  19. Buxum/bucam/buxem/@#$$% Bit breasted blond woman sitting in the back seat smiling at Turbo and the closest one who had theFM boots on , slowly started to get out of the car and approach turbo, But Turbo retreated in fear and shame and some horror , thinking about all his past adventures that are now just a distant memory and never again will the tea shop ladies smile everytime he walked in the door ,now they just mutter and laugh and..................
  20. ..... plus can you email me a copy asap please, as I would like to check out a couple of his graphs to see if he is, indeed, .......... ...............................................Sorry no can do as the skin graphs machine is broken but we could do you copy of his skin graths results if that would suffice.
  21. ......and scorched and led to his hospitalisation with 3rd degree burns for over a month on drips and skin graphs and sexy nurses and no more means to do any thing about it [due to the fire burning things to a crisp] and all because he believed Cappy about the Metho treatment that Cappy had explained to turbo like this [ok mate just use a teaspoon of metho ok and rub it around to thin it out ,,,,,,,and turdo had used a soup spoon and you know the end result. Why oh why did you use a bloody soup spoon full turbo,,,Turbo replied .Well i thought that a bit more for insurance as these little buggers bite and ..........................
  22. having a ball until one day after a steamy session with a waitress from the chicken joint in agnew he developed a terrible red rash and did not know what to do . So after many minutes of comptemplation and other big word things, he decided to...................... [Turbo,s Hospital photos from the next day ]
  23. Tell the truth you where beaten to the punch by old Bull, and you know it ! You just still got this thing about rodents being smarter then bovines,,Which as all regular attendee,s of the NES will know is not correct as ratty is well known for those blank moments and dribbling conversations [bit like joe] And is well known to not be the smartest smarty out of the packet!,,,,,,[Bull,s still pretty quick out of a gate [especially if the missis is chasing him ],,,,,,,,,lol
  24. .you know i,m jack of this , about a couple of posts ago I was a CEO with the suit and all , and here i am covered in sheep s#$t for what Cappy "for Bloody what"????? [Turbo,s meeting the locals ] Cappy just bowed his head and in a deep slow voice said...........
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