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17 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

"Speak English ya XXXXXXX idiot"!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Frenchman replied "ATTRAPE"!!!!!!!

which wasn't that helpfull, and the A380 nose started to twitch..........

..... then did a series of things at once.

 

It tried to surrender to the Lufthansa simulator in the next building, then it put its nose in the air (avref), voted left, attacked the British (describing them as pig dogs, + it put sh!t on Shepherd's Pie and Haggas), and it strutted around the building while expressing admiration for Brigitte Macron, before ......

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......the sim speaker came to life and announced "please make the control in the mid position otherwise death and serious injury will occurs" ..... 

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......the sim speaker came to life and announced "please make the control in the mid position otherwise death and serious injury will occurs" ..... 

.... "Ah" said Xi to his Instructor, "The old "PMTCITMPODASIWO" message that we all train so hard for, so it is just muscle memory that ........

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