The Never Ending Story

[turboplanner]

Turbo was moved to tears at this note from his dear friend Cappy.

 

With the greatest of respect, Turbo points out that it wasn't him, although he is quite capable of it, but a Great Uncle, the son of Wilhemina Turbine .

 

Wil, as she was known used to shoot off with Annie Oakley.

 

His father was Jonathan Jones who carried a big knife like Davey Crockett and was the only survivor of the Alamo, who was saved by climbing up a chimney when the Alamo was overrun by Mexican immigrants.

[Captain]

18 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

Turbo was moved to tears at this note from his dear friend Cappy.

 

With the greatest of respect, Turbo points out that it wasn't him, although he is quite capable of it, but a Great Uncle, the son of Wilhemina Turbine .

 

Wil, as she was known used to shoot off with Annie Oakley.

 

His father was Jonathan Jones who carried a big knife like Davey Crockett and was the only survivor of the Alamo, who was saved by climbing up a chimney when the Alamo was overrun by Mexican immigrants.

Crappy apologizes to his best mate and all others who are involved with the Turbine franchise.

 

Crappy was sucked in, again, by the accuracy of the Turbine family's intergenerational aural storytelling, and the realism of it all, as he could immediately see Turbo (the great man himself, and not his GU), sailing through the air like Nadia in a tutu, then skidding to a halt on the veranda in his R M Williams kangaroo leather high healed brothel creepers.

Edited Tuesday at 08:41 PM by Captain

[Captain]

24 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

Wil, as she was known used to shoot off with Annie Oakley.

Crappy's great uncle, Winchester Cook, used to shoot off with Annie too, but he boastfully maintained that his had a different meaning.

[onetrack]

......"You're in the wrong saloon and the wrong movie, pardner! You need to be in Alice Springs, and featuring in Priscilla, Queen of the Desert!"

 

Turbine Jones was horrified to receive this response, and immediately fired back, "I can't believe I'm receiving treatment from a saloon in this manner! I know my rights, and I'm going to sue you (utilising Turbine Legal, of course) for refusing to serve me, based on my appearance, my gender, and the product I asked for! If it's good enough for President Trump to sue every time he gets offended, then it's good enough for me to.............

[Captain]

19 minutes ago, onetrack said:

Turbine Jones was horrified to receive this response, and immediately fired back, "I can't believe I'm receiving treatment from a saloon in this manner! I know my rights, and I'm going to sue you (utilising Turbine Legal, of course) for refusing to serve me, based on my appearance, my gender, and the product I asked for! If it's good enough for President Trump to sue every time he gets offended, then it's good enough for me to.......

...o, .....

Edited yesterday at 02:58 AM by Captain

[turboplanner]

.......the NES lapsed into silence at this profound statement by Mr Jones, or Jonesy as his mates called him.

Interestingly, he was one of the pioneers of the Recreational Aircraft industry, living in a time when fathers would carve out a solid piece of wood into an aircraft (even though Wright Bros Exhibitions hadn't yet been started).

These model aircraft flew extremely well - into Mum, the cat, the dog or the horse waiting patiently outside harnessed to the cart. Many carts were wrecked due to low flying aircraft.

 

Turbine Jones thought on this as he read his Bible, and when he got to where Moses parteth the waters with just a speech, he decided to carve a full RA size aircraft from a Giant Sequoia.

 

The finished design was beautiful when the carving was polished. He  had a body contour seat, a ........

[Captain]

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

The finished design was beautiful when the carving was polished. He  had a body contour seat, a ........

..... shape of which would put Formula 1 seat molding technology to shame.

 

As a result Oscar Piastri showed a lot of interest and contacted Turbine Moulded Seat Technologies P/L who, ever astute, had picked up the licence worldwide.

 

"Why did you spell "Moulded" that way?" asked Oscar "And can I have a drive of your Little Red Corvette (thanks Prince), as I have never been in something with that much grunt and finesse?"

 

Turbo thought about it and said ".....