The Never Ending Story

[turboplanner]

Turbo was moved to tears at this note from his dear friend Cappy.

 

With the greatest of respect, Turbo points out that it wasn't him, although he is quite capable of it, but a Great Uncle, the son of Wilhemina Turbine .

 

Wil, as she was known used to shoot off with Annie Oakley.

 

His father was Jonathan Jones who carried a big knife like Davey Crockett and was the only survivor of the Alamo, who was saved by climbing up a chimney when the Alamo was overrun by Mexican immigrants.

[Captain]

18 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

Turbo was moved to tears at this note from his dear friend Cappy.

 

With the greatest of respect, Turbo points out that it wasn't him, although he is quite capable of it, but a Great Uncle, the son of Wilhemina Turbine .

 

Wil, as she was known used to shoot off with Annie Oakley.

 

His father was Jonathan Jones who carried a big knife like Davey Crockett and was the only survivor of the Alamo, who was saved by climbing up a chimney when the Alamo was overrun by Mexican immigrants.

Crappy apologizes to his best mate and all others who are involved with the Turbine franchise.

 

Crappy was sucked in, again, by the accuracy of the Turbine family's intergenerational aural storytelling, and the realism of it all, as he could immediately see Turbo (the great man himself, and not his GU), sailing through the air like Nadia in a tutu, then skidding to a halt on the veranda in his R M Williams kangaroo leather high healed brothel creepers.

Edited 20 hours ago by Captain

[Captain]

24 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

Wil, as she was known used to shoot off with Annie Oakley.

Crappy's great uncle, Winchester Cook, used to shoot off with Annie too, but he boastfully maintained that his had a different meaning.

[onetrack]

......"You're in the wrong saloon and the wrong movie, pardner! You need to be in Alice Springs, and featuring in Priscilla, Queen of the Desert!"

 

Turbine Jones was horrified to receive this response, and immediately fired back, "I can't believe I'm receiving treatment from a saloon in this manner! I know my rights, and I'm going to sue you (utilising Turbine Legal, of course) for refusing to serve me, based on my appearance, my gender, and the product I asked for! If it's good enough for President Trump to sue every time he gets offended, then it's good enough for me to.............

[Captain]

19 minutes ago, onetrack said:

Turbine Jones was horrified to receive this response, and immediately fired back, "I can't believe I'm receiving treatment from a saloon in this manner! I know my rights, and I'm going to sue you (utilising Turbine Legal, of course) for refusing to serve me, based on my appearance, my gender, and the product I asked for! If it's good enough for President Trump to sue every time he gets offended, then it's good enough for me to.......

...o, .....

Edited 14 hours ago by Captain