.gathered up some firewood and announced that the village in the highlands would have a community feast, with Turdo as the main course! Quick said OT hide in here as he pushed..................
.even managed to get some lengths of pipe from the old police headquarters just up from the yacht club on the hill to the expats club in Port Moresby..the reason being for the local rascals to make home made shotguns with,, now this made him a bit of a hero in the eyes of the Daru and Moresby rascals and he was................
.a fit,,, and one grabbed OT and tackled him to the ground at the same time screaming ,,,,,got a smoke mate???? Now as OT stood up again and rubbed the dust off, he said: Bugger me stupid ,,this galah thinks smokes are free!!! [Tie me Kangaroo down mate said Cappy in the background] Mate you can go and ...........
..making them wave their arms around ,causing the westernised people to call them itchy bums ,you would see them riding the horses waving their arms around because of the itch. Now Turdo had.................
........then the real bullshit starts! Cat amongst the Pidgeon's sort of shit!!!!!,,,Now the average Aussie bloke and his family is just working his arse off and providing for the family who might have property is in big shit ,,,,,so yeah air your "voice" shouted bull, get up and....................
................ promptly forgot why he was there [old farts disease][avref].........now the leader of the group approached Cappy and asked...............
............Nope,the request is unable to be filled or addressed at this time as nearly all NES members reading this post have now got brain fade and are unable to post replies as of this time ...........
.............words spoken by old Aunty and mom down at the back bar of the pub got raunchier and raunchier, later that night they could be seen outside the night club singing ,,,,,,,,gigity gig.............gigity gig.......Ah whats that said said CT slurring his words after a session in the front bar of the same pub . Now Aunty was on to him and..................