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  1. Sorry all NES readers but the vision of CT dressed in punk as he cruised the aisles,s of Bunnings..................The traumer that this must have caused amongst the elderly and young children,,,,,🤣🤣🤣🤣
  2. found to be great kabab materiel and the.....................
  3. Suddenly the folly he had embarked upon was.......................................
  4. ...............Turdo and the Captain where both in a bit of bother over some cats escaping and going feral in Tasmania Australia....The local authorities had issued arrest warrants for them both and had informed interpol to scan international travellers to.......................
  5. ..started to put the fire out that had started in Turdo,s head after his continuous ramble had overheated his brain. Now the smell from this was...........................
  6. ......... ...and was also involved in the great mystery of the missing bullion from the federal ministries account and was....................
  7. ................NON mesor It was THee French who was first !!! [Stated Turdo in his french quise]as he posted this picture,,,,,,,AAnd they also designed the.................
  8. .jet had more range, and subsequently a few days later was surrounded by f18,s as he crossed the coast of Nth Qld at 500 ft with 4 tonne of new Guinea gold onboard and and was running out of fuel. The Australian coastwatch now had.............
  9. ....took out an insurance policy and contacted.......................
  10. ..and bolted for the........... [As an aside to a few posts ago about Saibai island and the bull flag,,well that relates to the time Bull was skippering a 55 ft trawler with a trusty old gardner main engine and was trawling for prawns between Saibai Island and Daru Island in PNG. Now one night he caught 600kg,s of painted crayfish in 2 hours and the locals where not happy... ! ! but that's another story for another time...lol]
  11. .gathered up some firewood and announced that the village in the highlands would have a community feast, with Turdo as the main course! Quick said OT hide in here as he pushed..................
  12. .even managed to get some lengths of pipe from the old police headquarters just up from the yacht club on the hill to the expats club in Port Moresby..the reason being for the local rascals to make home made shotguns with,, now this made him a bit of a hero in the eyes of the Daru and Moresby rascals and he was................
  13. ..........relocate this intruder. So he rose to his massive height of 6,6ft and ............
  14. ............was.............gay , now this caused............
  15. .........weird coloured.......
  16. ..when he realised that he had dropped his..................
  17. .a fit,,, and one grabbed OT and tackled him to the ground at the same time screaming ,,,,,got a smoke mate???? Now as OT stood up again and rubbed the dust off, he said: Bugger me stupid ,,this galah thinks smokes are free!!! [Tie me Kangaroo down mate said Cappy in the background] Mate you can go and ...........
  18. ...rather queer northern Highlands Tribe in PNG he once crossed paths with who had................
  19. ..making them wave their arms around ,causing the westernised people to call them itchy bums ,you would see them riding the horses waving their arms around because of the itch. Now Turdo had.................
  20. ..........Cappy cappy had started another 2 word cult now and this was this was causing an international farour because of what ...............
  21. .........and Turdo,s future was not looking to flash out on the cat farm ..[turdo contemplating his latest batch]
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