...Weeelll not quite "true"said Bull, [who had been busy studying the effects of the emissions caused by the monkey nut propulsion system ], Turdo,s name started way back in the NES when he first stole an f16 [The one in his avatar photo!,yes he still has it hidden away somewhere ] and brought it to Wagga Wagga [i was just gunna mount it on the roof officer really!] After an exhaustive multitude of tests it was soon found that amongst the emissions was a very unknown gas called Tokuji Toxic gas that was deadlier then mustard gas and that it was heavier then air, and as it settled it then hibernated then later emerged from the ground to emit a toxic cloud of gas that...................
that was heavier then air and as it settled it hibernated then later emerged to emit a toxic cloud of gas that..............