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  1. G'day Gord and welcome to the forums, keep us posted, we'd love to get your posts from Canada.

     

    This is a great site, and it's interest is spreading across the globe.

     

    Good luck with your impending puchase, let us know what you decide on, and post a couple of photo's.

     

    Kind Regards

     

    Planey

     

     

  2. ... Locksvill...

    The Captain replied with a glint in his eye:chuffed:, "You see fellahs, when you've advanced to my position of being God on the flight deck, a few perks come with the job, to evercome boredom on long flights:thumb_up:

     

    Surely you don't for one moment think we can play computer games for all those hours?........

     

     

  3. ..... what slim chefs are to eftpos machines, what forum moderators are to the secret thought police ,and what Tomo & Darky are to ............

    Captains who get more than a stiff coffee from the trolley, but don't ever mention it to........

     

     

  4. thanks Waltercouldnt be happier!

    Thats fantastic news--------------coooooooooooooooooooooooey all the way up there on cloud 9, as i'm sure you are at the moment:big_grin::big_grin::big_grin:011_clap.gif.c796ec930025ef6b94efb6b089d30b16.gif:rilla:016_ecstatic.gif.156a811a440b493b0c2bea54e43be5cc.gifjive.gif.035c4a81724c712198cdb1757d6fb926.gif

     

    Don't forget to give me a call, to take me for a spin sometime (not literally)

     

    Kind Regards

     

    Planey

     

    (I'm just 5 min down the road from Bankstown Airport)

     

     

  5. ... and his Ben Elton derived forum name means that he ........

     

    too, would be described by Andrew Denton as "devilishly handsome"question.gif.3fab79942766b9e477be0b131a0a3b3b.gif:yuk:

     

    Be that as it may, we have to accept that beauty is in the eye of the beholder in the kitchen:heart: :big_grin:, however brief.

     

     

  6. Welcome back to the Inner Sanctum Darky.

     

    You're new Avitar looks a bit threatening, so we promise to be on our best behavior, providing you are not a real god shot:angry:068_angry.gif.cc43c1d4bb0cee77bfbafb87fd434239.gif068_angry.gif.e6e3bad802304927655e1c48b61088cd.gif.

     

    Rgds

     

    Planey

     

     

  7. :wasnt me:Yes but how many know when to 068_angry.gif.cc43c1d4bb0cee77bfbafb87fd434239.gif

    Good to see you posting Geoff.

     

    Maybe i'm wrong?, but have'nt too seen many posts since we used to give you a bit of a hard time in jest. No offence intended, but sometimes we'd get a bit carried away.:hittinghead:

     

    Glad I was'nt on that Dash 8 flight as there have been a few nosewheels come adrift, but none of us are perfect, all of the time.

     

     

  8. A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he decided to take a leak....

     

    He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over, and discharged... Shooting him in the genitals.

     

    Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed he was approached by his doctor.

     

    "Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news.

     

    The good news is that you are going to be OK.

     

    The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage, and we were able to remove all of the buckshot."

     

    "What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.

     

    "The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your old fellah, so i'm going to have to refer you to my brother."

     

    "Oh, well I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied.

     

    "Is your brother a plastic surgeon?"

     

    "Not exactly." answered the doctor. "He's a flute player in the local symphony orchestra, and he's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't pee in your eye." ;)

     

     

  9. The root cause of the problem is determining how much flutter it takes to create a snatch.From previous calculations it can be shown that where a certain number of flutters (x) is reached, a snatch is the outcome, therefore the next thing to determine is the square root of a snatch in order to find a snatched root of the first magnitude.......unhappy_composer.gif.f6eeb28ead4f564e3b794b9ba4d2b4ed.gif:unhappy composer:unhappy_composer.gif.f6eeb28ead4f564e3b794b9ba4d2b4ed.gif102_wasnt_me.gif.aa230f6efb9b649c7c3d7c8e521e910b.gif

    Until such information is fourth coming, Nana said "it was obvious a lot more research needs to be done, and she would take a personal interest in all development progress.025_blush.gif.8e2ecc192cc98853ac4370dddcd7cf74.gif:heart:056_headset.gif.b5a277b3873a5265c8dd8a65376ab202.gif:face and heart:

     

     

  10. A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he decided to take a leak....

     

    He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over, and discharged... Shooting him in the genitals.

     

    Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed he was approached by his doctor. "Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage, and we were able to remove all of the buckshot."

     

    "What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.

     

    "The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your penis. I'm going to have to refer you to my brother."

     

    "Oh, well I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your brother a plastic surgeon?"

     

    "Not exactly." answered the doctor. "He's a flute player in the local symphony orchetra and he's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't pee in your eye." :black_eye:

     

     

  11. "That is one of the anvantages of owning one of those fine Bundabergian machines with wing tanks, as you soon learn how to hold on for 5 hours if you like flying X-country." responded the Cheese Muncher.

    "That's nothing" said Rob'n-'em (+ GST) "With my SportSzar I don't turn left (as mine is from the northern hemisphere, so we naturally veer right just like we dress on that side) and I can ........

    Keep one tank for fuel, and the other simply for the conveince of it 025_blush.gif.8e2ecc192cc98853ac4370dddcd7cf74.gif

     

     

  12. Whooooar there!068_angry.gif.cc43c1d4bb0cee77bfbafb87fd434239.gif

     

    QUOTE

     

    Originally Posted by flying dog viewpost.gif...... B.S:censored:.

     

    Though it is not yet confirmed, if, I was to tell you guys, that this lovely lady is looking to give away to a good home a C152, a Rans S7, a Karasport, a Lightwing, a drafty Scout, as well as share a bottle of devine 12yr old whiskey with someone that appreciates her, simply for the kind person she really is, what would you all say.

     

    "Send photo of plane."

     

    Flyingdog did'nt say that at all, it was the charming Planey.

     

    (Stop licking yer chops and wagging yer tail flying dog, you can't claim that one), even if you did mean well, for your own advantage:loopy:.

     

    She's only a couple of kay's down the road on a weekend Jabiruing, so be careful or i'll have to go and whisper in her ear.

     

     

  13. "Yes he is back" Good!, Darky told him what to do with his Box Brownie and all others approached went "Oh Yuck" when he smiled and that gold tooth glinted."

    "Why that's garbage" cried the chick at the back of the crowd.

     

    If you marry him and he carks it, at least you know you can get a few bob for him at the scrap metal yard;), so he would'nt be a "dead loss" by any stretch of the imagination:big_grin:

     

    (QUOTE)

     

    "Don't give up darling" said Nanna to El Skipper "Just give me a couple of days to get this blue rinse out:yikes: and make it all blonde, and I'll ............(QUOTE)

     

    ......"make it up to you like I always have in the past.

     

    DissapearingPete is not the only one I care about you know, and his customer with the suave smoking jacket, really knows his ropes, he's a good scout and there's always been a good bond between us:blush:

     

    You're all very special when you get to my age"!

     

     

  14. Planney,:heart:I love it, I love it, I love it - can I have it....please??? 011_clap.gif.c796ec930025ef6b94efb6b089d30b16.gif

    (and I am adding to Flightygirl's totals here ... what am I thinking?)051_crying.gif.fe5d15edcc60afab3cc76b2638e7acf3.gif

     

    Sue

    Where have you been all my life:question::big_grin:

     

    Poor Sue is sounding a bit frustrated at all the attention flightygirl is getting and understandably so.

     

    Though it is not yet confirmed, if, I was to tell you guys, that this lovely lady is looking to give away to a good home a C152, a Rans S7, a Karasport, a Lightwing, a drafty Scout, as well as share a bottle of devine 12yr old whiskey with someone that appreciates her, simply for the kind person she really is, what would you all say:question:

     

     

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    The Captain had gone bush as in dreamtime,:big_grin:.

    However, today we have have some great news for you:big_grin:

     

    The FUDA (Forums Undercover Detective Agency) have detected that The Captain is back :hug:from his dreamtime expedition (flaggons empty, possibly):yuk::yuk::yuk: and may soon re-appear and ban:hittinghead: those responsible for inactivity during his absence.

     

    Could it be, that he has badly been missed:crying:051_crying.gif.edc6b33a234e272ee13f0ec0ae40b12a.gif:crying: and they are all lost without their leader:question:

     

     

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