The Never Ending Story

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

She'd noticed some big sheds surrounded by high hedges and white painted fenced paddocks right next to the stream which was happily running down to bulls canning facility.

 

It was only after a social media campaign by customers saying just bull was P!ss, that bull rushed up to the brewery and .......

.... realized that his Equine operation (a partnership initiated by bull with an Arab Sheik and a Russian Oligarch, so there are therefore AK47s in every stall), was draining all of the horsey runoff directly down to the just bull concoction joint/Brewery ("Brewery" is a fancy term used by Turbo for what in reality is a tap, a hose, a few pots and pans, and a 2nd hand canning line).

 

This gave just bull what many considered to be a unique flavor and bull was keen to retain that advantage, save that tetanus is always a risk in horse poo & downstream products, but bull evaluated that risk and found that he could .....

Edited 23 hours ago by Captain

[turboplanner]

.........mitigate the tetanus by adding three drops of Ivermectin. Turbo used to feed Invermectin to his cage birds to eliminate worms, so he was a but surprised, but he figured a worming couldn't be a bad thing for the nightclub set.

Cappy's mention of the Russian Oligarch, brought back some uneasy memories for Turbo. He used to be an Oligarch too. Luckily, with prayer and treatment sessions from his psychologist Georgio Thanamopulos, he eventually began to lean a normal life, although.............

[Captain]

..... because the Thanamopulos family were the brickies that built the Tower of Pizza, George was the ideal bloke, as a psychologist, life coach and part time Melbournistan cabbie, to help Turbo with his leaning.

Not many people know that in Vicmanistan, leaning a normal life is not what it used to be, and that is why Dezi left his job as a full time Sunday School Teacher to also try to lean a normal life, and look what happened to him.

Turbo's time in the Sovereign Citizens movement was relatively short lived, as he didnt have any more gold coins, and he leaned a bit too hard to the .....

Edited 3 hours ago by Captain

[turboplanner]

Carlton side and Spaghetti Junction side.

However he pushed onward with the belief of "Lean left; Lean right" and this won him many .......

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

Carlton side and Spaghetti Junction side.

However he pushed onward with the belief of "Lean left; Lean right" and this won him many .......

..... new Sovereign Citizen friends, and quite a few female admirers too, as when Turbo leaned to the left, the ladies noted that he dressed to the right (like a counterbalancing pendulum), and when he leaned to the right it flipped over like the bob in a grandfather clock ..... but with Turbo being the stud that he is, it was more like a cross between a metronome set on fast, and a feisty 8 ft King Brown trying to escape a snake keeper's bag.

 

However, it was Georgy T that then introduced Turdbro to the darker side of Melbournistan society, when they threw a hijab over him, went into the western suburbs and proposed some .....