The Never Ending Story

[Captain]

39 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

"........always look to the front!"

No one there at the Bone International Airport that day can really pinpoint what happened first that day, but Herb left the Raptor in an arc at 700 feet clutching his 'se; the Raptor went nose up but the cunning bluehead quietly put out a claw and it levelled off on final. The other bluehead hurled its pistons left and right and the Raptor glid [Raghead ref] down to a perfect landing. The adoring crowd clapped, the Velcraptor bowed and then walked over and gave Chalie a good belt in the ........

..... ding and said "Quiet while I play the "Welcome-to-Cuntry" recording that Quaintarse have lent me, followed by those cute yet snotty nosed private school kiddies singing that Peter Allan ditty as a bonus cultural embellishment." (Those kiddies were all checked out and endorsed by The Leprechaun himself).

 

Charlie, ever the opportunist, grabbed a bunch of mango leaves and tried to kick off a Grade 3 Smoking Ceremony (There are 5 grades of Smoking Ceremony, each with their own scale of charges), but like everything else in Bone, those leaves were water-logged, so he ...... 

Edited 3 hours ago by Captain