The Never Ending Story

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

Turbo in the nicest possible way, and mindful of Een's edict about calling fellow members XXXXX, respectfully reminds him that we don't refer to "black ice" these days, "it's African American ice."

Or where Crappy is at the moment, we refer to it as “glace noire”, which sounds so much nicer and unconfrontational.

Mind you, you can call someone a "deadset XXXX" in French and it sounds deadset angelic.

[turboplanner]

........girded his lions and got ready to ...........

[onetrack]

....do battle with protestors, using his girded lions. It hasn't been previously mentioned, that due to Moorabbistan being a particularly dangerous neighbourhood today, with the immigrant invasion, that Turbo keeps a pride of girded lions roaming his property, to deter the crims who want to steal his prized red Corvette.

 

And when it suits him, Turbo takes the girded lions with him in the Corvette, to ensure that even ordinary people don't touch it - let alone the crims. So it just happened, as Turbo arrived at the protest in his lion-filled Corvette, he saw an opportunity to give the lions some extra-curricular training, by releasing them onto the protesters.

 

And I can assure you, dear NES readers, when you see a girded Turbine lion in full flight, you don't want to hang around, and Turbos release of his girded lions, soon saw the whole area..........

 

Edited 7 minutes ago by onetrack