The Never Ending Story

[Captain]

21 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.... allow steroids in those locations to get an even chance against Wise Men From The East, and Mainlanders, but after a democratic meeting where every team had an equal vote, and ....

.... after Won's demands (He has always been the power behind the throne at all political levels in WA, and also has some sympathy for the frozen souls down in Tastarctica) for a stacked secret ballot was overturned, based on a show of paws, the meeting (from meeting rooms in Burnie and Rotty by animal Skype) voted for the steroids to be replaced by meaty bites, chicken pellets, & smarties, so that the .....

Edited 15 hours ago by Captain

[turboplanner]

.....more basic needs were met.

However there was a severe backlash from both the rats and the toads. Captain Rat exploded "You are just treating us like ANIMALS!" and the meeting turned into a shambles nearly as great as the AUF's day of knives in Canberra when everyone who said they were going to say something didn't and there were 13,000 more proxy votes than voters and ...........

[Captain]

10 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.....more basic needs were met.

However there was a severe backlash from both the rats and the toads. Captain Rat exploded "You are just treating us like ANIMALS!" and the meeting turned into a shambles nearly as great as the AUF's day of knives in Canberra when everyone who said they were going to say something didn't and there were 13,000 more proxy votes than voters and ...........

.... your beloved Cappy is proud to say that he was one of the Gang-of-13 on that fateful Canberra day.

 

As many of the world's leading aviation scribblers/dribblers, including Turdbro, WonTrack and bull, will attest, the so-called "AUF Day-of-Knives" made Gough Whitlam's sacking look like a Kindy Christmas Pageant, ..... but the members were ecstatic, Life Memberships were passed out like confetti, Get-Home-Itis was cured once & for all, and the AUF community of happy aviation wanderers went on like ...... 

[turboplanner]

.......dutiful little soldiers into the jaws of .......

 

And we all remember those immortal words by Cappy on that fateful day, and the eyes down shuffling of the great unwashed. Cappy must have felt like Jesus when he turned the corner saw the cross and said "I'm XXXXXX"

Edited 12 hours ago by turboplanner

[onetrack]

......the worlds greatest warmongerer  - CASA. It was on the steps of the clubhouse that Cappy heard Turbo utter those famous words, that still ring down the decades.

 

He stood there, tall and imposing, and said - "Well may God Save the Queen, because nothing will save recreational pilots from oblivion after this proclamation! They will never silence the outskirts of this organisation, even though they may silence the members on the inside of this...........

 

Edited 11 hours ago by onetrack

[turboplanner]

.......extensive tent.

Not many people know that Cappy was once considered a potential Prime Minister of Australia.

It was a nuisance for Turbo because he had to keep telling journalists he hadn't been shot in the XXXX up the Khyber Pass.

 

Of course, even though it had been hard enough to get him to shoot some goat meat every day for the starving troops, we had to pretend he handle a rifle better than anyone in the British Army, and saved our lives with his last shot many times.

 

Even Gunga Din campaigned for him but that went down when immigration named him Raj and sent him off the drive a truck.

 

However, ...............