The Never Ending Story

[Captain]

29 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

Turbo took his friend and close workmate Nobushi to Ballarat for a conference one day. They arrived early, so Turbo took him to the memorial site of those brave miners.

Nobushi, after taking 34 photos burst into tears bowing profusely and said "Did we do this Turbo"? Such were the school lessons taught in Japanese schools about WW II. 
"NEBBER AGAIN!!!  the teacher would chant and the students would repeat it sincerely, not having the faintest clue what it meant.

Turbo raises a very poignant point and one which is often overlooked or avoided by less astute historians, as it is little known about the involvement of the Japanese contingent who were embedded in the British Army’s 12th Regiment of Foot (known subsequently as the East Suffolk Miner Killers) and the 40th Regiment of Foot who proudly added the name of 2nd Somersetshire Tent Burners to their battle flag.
 

However, it was the Japanese within the pommy units who added the Hotbox and the Samurai Sword to their interrogation techniques.

 

So Nobushi's sad outburst was well founded, and the Japanese were the reason that Peter Lalor lost his arm, when Nobushi's great, great, great grampy tried to behead Pete, but the sword slipped.

Edited November 21 by Captain

[turboplanner]

......bite like a Viper. Turbo himself started this company, even though it meant 7 years of uni plus another 10 years as an intern which declared "served" because he owned the company. Turbo had learnt his craft as the State Tribunals began to be infested by lawyers. For example an outrageous block of land covered in old junk including dozer tracks, blades, seized petrol starter motors stacks of grousers and weed shoulder high in which rats, mice and snakes bred was not a dump to be cleaned up as Mr Smithers of Dob and Inn, had said, but by definition an active Depot and therefore not able to be changed in any way. And that was at the Practice Meeting before the case even started, so they all went home after fifteen minutes. 

The AA Skipper had good reason to be confident, but...................

 

[Captain]

26 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

And that was at the Practice Meeting before the case even started, so they all went home after fifteen minutes. 

The AA Skipper had good reason to be confident, but.......

..... he had a bad case of Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) and had voted for Active Joey Biden the Citizen's Friend, time for Hope and Change etc.

 

However, after meeting his Special Counsel, his TDS soon morphed into Turdbro Derangement Syndrome as Tubb's blonde hair and sunbed afterglow meant that our best mate looks like a cheap cross between Andrew Peacock, Jacinta Knitajumper Price, Warren Mundine (AO, 13 Plus and Adult Advisory, PGM), bull, and .......

[turboplanner]

.......Barnaby Joyce who decided to leave the NATS after being  banned from all paddocks in Australia for low flying a Thruster while on his back snoring.

 

He has reacted harshly for being banned from ........................

 

 

Turbo has been down in the hills of southern Victoria checking out fire trucks and coming up with better systems such as fitting them with water tanks.

[Captain]

9 hours ago, turboplanner said:

Turbo has been down in the hills of southern Victoria checking out fire trucks and coming up with better systems such as fitting them with water tanks.

Thank goodness that Turbo is back, so will all of the members of Wreck Flying, & of Aircraft Pilates, stop calling me with your messages of concern. The great man is well and has just been off, down south, doing some more of his trucking BS again.

 

To those 5 or 6 members that he has chastised previously in the technical forums, bad luck, Turbo is still alive and well.

[Captain]

9 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.....Barnaby Joyce who decided to leave the NATS after being banned from all paddocks in Australia for low flying a Thruster while on his back snoring.

He has reacted harshly for being banned from .....

... the AUF, although a rebel group (known as the TP/OT [or TeaPot] faction) has also nominated Barny-Bee for the Board, and if he does join the AUF Board plus become a member of One Nation as a result of Pauline's steak cooking skills, he will soon learn that they go together like a .......

Edited Thursday at 06:53 PM by Captain

[turboplanner]

.......fish and chip wrapper; steak on the inside, but having to eat greasy paper to get there.

 

Pauline knew this of course, so she came out with Paperless Steak, supplied very cheaply by  Turbine Paperless Steak Company - We give you Bull every day! Pty Ltd.

 

But those in the financial industry who knew the parent company structure wondered .......................