The Never Ending Story

[Captain]

10 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.... Classic Cats vault.

Dear NESers. The above excellent and insightful contribution by our premier NES contributor has gone thru to the keeper and deserves further comment as a tribute to our great mate (GM) Turbo.

 

The "Classic Cats Vault" is like Madame Tussaud's joint, except it is full of statues of Sam Newman, Gary Ablett and his Dad, plus 20 or 30 other top players.

 

Below is a photo of Sam's statue. Pretty lifelike eh?

 

Edited 14 hours ago by Captain

[turboplanner]

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[turboplanner]

2 hours ago, Captain said:

Dear NESers. The above excellent and insightful contribution by our premier NES contributor has gone thru to the keeper and deserves further comment as a tribute to our great mate (GM) Turbo.

 

The "Classic Cats Vault" is like Madame Tussaud's joint, except it is full of statues of Sam Newman, Gary Ablett and his Dad, plus 20 or 30 other top players.

 

Below is a photo of Sam's statue. Pretty lifelike eh?

 

Sam's got an even better one now; it's AI showing him walking around Arnhem Lane like Crocodile Dundee in a pair of shots and a big knife on his hip.

[onetrack]

......utt to practice on". Abfullahi couldn't make head nor tail of this message, simply because it was AI-generated, of course - and he sent a message back to OT, saying, "What iz this smooth butt crap, Bro? Are we still on for dis W.A. initiation?"

OT assured him he was, and then mentioned, "We got Uncle Morton, Aunty Joan, Aunty Tilly, Uncle Mick, Aunty Jack, and we even got Uncle Wiremu, because he's specialised in initiations and tattoos all his life!"

 

Abfullahi was startled by this message. He messaged OT, "Tattoos, Bro?? What kind of tattoos iz in this initiation?? Dis iz da first I hear of tattoos?? I don't like dose needles!!"

 

OT messaged back, "You don't have to worry about Wiremu and his tattoos, but you gotta watch out for Aunty Jack, 'cos he'll.....................

[Captain]

4 hours ago, onetrack said:

OT messaged back, "You don't have to worry about Wiremu and his tattoos, but you gotta watch out for Aunty Jack, 'cos he'll.....................

.... get Thin Arthur, Flange Desire & Kid Eager to do the job, and that will ....

 

Edited 4 hours ago by Captain

[onetrack]

.......make you wish you never came to W.A." Abfullahi grimaced. "Dis sounds like a lotta BS to become an initiated West Australian? Can't I just buy the initiation? I got CASH!!"

 

At those words, OT's ears pricked up. Here was a man after his own heart, who knew how to cut a deal and still keep everyone satisfied. "I'll see what I can do", he said to Abfullahi.

 

"It will likely cost you about 5 new Landcruisers, 28 cartons of Emu Export, a box of bongs, about 15 kgs of weed, and you'd better not forget that..........