The Never Ending Story

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.......which scours them out.

 

Onesie had been observing the Turbine Industries policies for some years now, and without telling Turbo he had been quietly experimenting with leveraged industries of his own.

 

He'd picked WA sand as the base product because it was free.

 

Bouyed up by the way WASAND cleaned dags off sheep, he decided to start on women.

 

As we know, after a cerain age, a woman's skin is like sandpaper, and Onesie in doing the research noted that a makeup mix of sand and cement and a flesh coloured dye, gave a woman's face a glistening 17 year old appearance.

 

There were a few bugs to sort out of course but it was looking .........