The Never Ending Story

[turboplanner]

3 minutes ago, Captain said:

But not the Banjo or the Uke, which were exempt as part of a group of instruments that included the Piano-Accordion, the Jew's Harp and the mouth organ.

In fact if one of the ancestors of the people from Sioux City, Iowa yelled out during one for his Branson-on-Thames shows "PLAY US SOME BLUEGRASS ON THE BANJO, SHAKER!", the Great Man would let it go on for a while, then say to the audience "He doth quote himself too oft!" and have the audience screaming for more.

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

In fact if one of the ancestors of the people from Sioux City, Iowa yelled out during one for his Branson-on-Thames shows "PLAY US SOME BLUEGRASS ON THE BANJO, SHAKER!", the Great Man would let it go on for a while, then say to the audience "He doth quote himself too oft!" and have the audience screaming for more ......

.... which encouraged him to play his standard reprise of "Hubble, bubble, toil and trouble" and then the highlight of the night "It's long way to the top if you want to sing a sonnet", where he finished up smashing his lute, wearing school shorts and being pelted by lady's farthingales & breeches.

 

It is a great credit to the NES to have a subject describing the current issues of the State of Israel, concurrently while examining the musical tastes of the Shakespearian era. The NES has therefore been now elevated to academic excellence and while this is a bit intimidating for someone of Cappy's modest intellect, Turbo is thriving. 

Edited 7 hours ago by Captain

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

.....

עוקבים כבר כמה שנים אחר טורבין כשהוא מתמודד עם החתולים שלו, ועיבדנו את הנהלים האלה עם חמאס, אם כי הוספנו כמה מאיצים. אז צה"ל לעולם לא יאשים את טורבו בזה; הגנרל שהציע שזה כבר לא עובד בשבילנו ו...

..... he has been banished to Masada to dig up some more scrolls. It was either that or go undercover in Tehran, which was a bit of an issue for him as he has ringlets that go down to his nipples & the matchbox on his forehead has been superglued on. So Masada it was and to keep him company we sent him a .......

Edited 7 hours ago by Captain